Cringeworthy things

[ambuletz]

DrSteveBrule said:

Shambler said:

"twisties"

I have to ask; what are/is 'twisties'?

aussie crisps, i dont think we get them here. The chicken ones taste like you're eating the chicken & mushroom flavour pot noodle (at least it does to me).



also its another way of refering to corners/bends. if something is good round the twisties it's good going round corners.

[lord trumpton]

People who refer to their 'fleet' of cars.

[TameRacingDriver]

I think you would have to be pretty easy to annoy to get upset about calling a twisty road twisties

[anonymous-user]

lord trumpton said:

People who refer to their 'fleet' of cars.

especially when there fleet wouldn't look out of place in steptoes yard.

[Magic919]

kent_phil said:

Here you go...feel free to reach out if any questions as well - we are 2 months ownership into ours and loving it.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Amirhussain said:

People posting 'inspirational' quotes by some random celeb which I bet they've never said. Instagram is full of this rubbish

Joe Lycett soles it up nicely
https://youtu.be/ZULNI4SPGEE

And st like this. First class wkers



And bks like this. A scumbag is a scumbag doesn't matter if his wearing an expensive suit or a Nike tracksuit

Life is like a box of chocolates..

..it doesn't last long if you're fat.

[Dr Murdoch]

TameRacingDriver said:

I think you would have to be pretty easy to annoy to get upset about calling a twisty road twisties

Not annoyed, worthy of this thread.

[FredClogs]

When fat, bald, middle aged men make lewd or mildly veiled innuendo to the women and young ladies in the office, especially if they're management, you ain't Rod Stewart mate, the best that can happen here is she walks away thinking you're a slimy disgusting prick... I witnessed such an event this week that literally burst my cringe sphincter.

[berlintaxi]

Posts like this:

TheLordJohn

5,076 posts
63 months
[report][news]08:05quotequote all
My Dad lives mortgage free.
Bought a house, like a normal person, then hammered the mortgage for 10 years.
That's how you live mortgage free.

[seiben]

RizzoTheRat said:

People who digress on to off topic comments on threads in order to show how knowledgeable they are about some detail that's not really relevant to the discussion.

Vocal Minority said:

The worst app overall of course being the national rail journey planner. Enough to reduce a placid man to a profaning mess it 30 seconds

Off topic but I find TheTrainLine a lot better, although the Dutch 9292 app/site is awesome in comparison doing combined bus and train journeys.

[xjay1337]

FredClogs said:

When fat, bald, middle aged men make lewd or mildly veiled innuendo to the women and young ladies in the office, especially if they're management, you ain't Rod Stewart mate, the best that can happen here is she walks away thinking you're a slimy disgusting prick... I witnessed such an event this week that literally burst my cringe sphincter.

cringe sphincter

[Unexpected Item In Bagging Area]

SVTRick said:

Yeah invite the nugget round, give him a beer in a plastic.
Then ask him why he is standing in the drop zone and point to his feet...
When he looks down a good swift one -two combination should do the trick .....

SVTRick said:

Now you know who the little is would be shame if he was to fall down some stairs one dark night
and suffer a few scratches and bumps, loose a few teeth and such like.
After he's weighed in with the court first.
Would not want him to get behind with any payments due to being off work for year.

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Also Ginetta G15 Girl. Can you imagine what she's like in real life..?

[bunglesprout]

"game changer"

[FredClogs]

Unexpected Item In Bagging Area said:

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Also Ginetta G15 Girl. Can you imagine what she's like in real life..?

I like her, she hates me, but I like her...

[chrisb92]

I saw a thread yesterday about a replacement Cartier for the Wifes Rolex.

fk me. Nothing says 'I've spent every last penny I have on a Rolex and want everyone to know' quite like that

[Prohibiting]

chrisb92 said:

I saw a thread yesterday about a replacement Cartier for the Wifes Rolex.

fk me. Nothing says 'I've spent every last penny I have on a Rolex and want everyone to know' quite like that

The thread has already been discussed in this thread a few pages back but yes, agreed!

[anonymous-user]

Unexpected Item In Bagging Area said:

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Also Ginetta G15 Girl. Can you imagine what she's like in real life..?

In my head I think of the women from peep show who was the daughter of the army bloke.

[Monkeylegend]

FredClogs said:

When fat, bald, middle aged men make lewd or mildly veiled innuendo to the women and young ladies in the office, especially if they're management, you ain't Rod Stewart mate, the best that can happen here is she walks away thinking you're a slimy disgusting prick... I witnessed such an event this week that literally burst my cringe sphincter.

Well let's hope you have learned the errors of your ways

[Europa1]

chrisb92 said:

I saw a thread yesterday about a replacement Cartier for the Wifes Rolex.

fk me. Nothing says 'I've spent every last penny I have on a Rolex and want everyone to know' quite like that

Ah yes, THAT thread. It garnered quite a bit of discussion a few pages back, not much of it favourable!

[Hoofy]

Europa1 said:

chrisb92 said:

I saw a thread yesterday about a replacement Cartier for the Wifes Rolex.

fk me. Nothing says 'I've spent every last penny I have on a Rolex and want everyone to know' quite like that

Ah yes, THAT thread. It garnered quite a bit of discussion a few pages back, not much of it favourable!

I couldn't help think of American Psycho with the number of brand names dropped in that thread.