Cringeworthy things

[sc0tt]

Bailey93 said:

''oooh must be time for the hourly aids tablet''

[Rawwr]

When anyone uses the terms 'power ranger' or 'organ donor' when talking about bikers. The first is unoriginal, the second is just plain offensive.

[sc0tt]

Rawwr said:

When anyone uses the terms 'power ranger' or 'organ donor' when talking about bikers. The first is unoriginal, the second is just plain offensive.

Equally "cagers" ...

[ambuletz]

Rawwr said:

When anyone uses the terms 'power ranger' or 'organ donor' when talking about bikers. The first is unoriginal, the second is just plain offensive.

[PurpleAki]

OpulentBob said:

"Yeah. Bad AIDS. I caught it off your mum/dad/son." would be my reply.

That would be hilarious!!

[sinbaddio]

The business phrase - 'reach out'.

I always reply with an out of tune - 'I'll be there'.

[Rawwr]

ambuletz said:

Oh, that picture again. Yay.

[WinstonWolf]

Rawwr said:

ambuletz said:

Oh, that picture again. Yay.

Kawasaki green #JustSayin

[ambuletz]

Rawwr said:

Oh, that picture again. Yay.

I think that's the 2nd time ive used that. (btw ive nothing against bikes, i'd like to get my license by end of the year)

[J4CKO]

This should be called the "Caught Masturbating thread", we all need to man up and just finish, whatever happens

[Rawwr]

J4CKO said:

This should be called the "Caught Masturbating thread", we all need to man up and just finish, whatever happens

Absolutely. Fix your gaze and speed up.

[Vocal Minority]

J4CKO said:

This should be called the "Caught Masturbating thread", we all need to man up and just finish, whatever happens

Maintain eye contact....style it out



As another one - anyone who uses any lazy Jeremy Clarkson phrase (eg. power ranger)

[g3org3y]

Vocal Minority said:

J4CKO said:

This should be called the "Caught Masturbating thread", we all need to man up and just finish, whatever happens

Maintain eye contact....style it out

Insanity Wolf has this covered.

[RizzoTheRat]

InductionRoar said:

an aspirational brand... something to impress their mates with.

This. I find the whole concept of an "aspirational brand" very cringeworthy.

[Ascayman]

g3org3y said:

Insanity Wolf has this covered.

That reminds me, anyone that says 'like a boss'.

[Chebble]

Dr Murdoch said:

I cringe when people amend the name of things to appear derogatory and yet witty (in their mind) at the same time:

Liverfool
Flea-bay
Southern Snail
Faceache

I agree. It just makes them sound like a child.

[Dynamic Space Wizard]

Chebble said:

I agree. It just makes them sound like a child.

but "stealer" is a good one

[Rawwr]

Dynamic Space Wizard said:

but "stealer" is a good one

Nope.

[williamp]

PurpleAki said:

Please add the following to the list:-

Oof, I did a sex wee (on seeing a pic of a nice car).

That will polish out/Bit of T-Cut (on seeing a pic of a car smashed to pieces).

Cognitive dissonance (the phrase of choice for fkwits in politics threads).

I **literally** need these after reading this

[selwonk]

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