Cringeworthy things

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I used to work with a rather portly chap. He had a much more portly wife. They were only in their late twenties, but both of them were already on cholesterol tablets, had diabetes etc. Didn't look after themselves at all.

One Monday morning the chap arrived at work looking very tired. He had been to a family barbecue on the Sunday and his wife had got absolutely smashed on Sourz drinks. This time, hoewever, she took it a bit too far.

She had been troughing burgers and hot dogs all afternoon, along with the drink. Then, around 7pm, her digestive system backfired. She wobbled into the downstairs toilet and projectile vomited all over the bog, the sink, the walls etc. Her husband went in as he was concerned about the noise. As she carried on puking, she started trying to pull her pants down. As she did so, she started firing liquid st out of her arse. This sprayed the back of the door that she has missed with the sick, and her husband who was stood behind her trying to hold her hair back. Apparently, the bodily fluid tide went on for a good few minutes and the poor toilet was pretty much declared a biohazard zone.

I don't know my colleague got his wife home that night. I also don't know what he said to the poor buggers who owned the house.

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berlintaxi said:

alorotom said:

Speaks for itself...

The dick replying that his diesel Jaguar XF is his" latest motorway whip" is just as cringeworthy.

Is that LinkedIn? Are you really surprised?

At lest it doesn't say 'talent scout' or something like that. That site really makes me cringe with all of the recruitment stuff on there.