I wish it hadn't been invented....

I wish it hadn't been invented....

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sinbaddio

2,375 posts

177 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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Those auto sensing air fresheners in toilets. You walk in for a wee and get sprayed in the face with a vile, over powering stench.

Dangly things that my missus seems to want to hang off every single door handle.

Using other things for plates in pubs and restaurants. Just give me my food on a plate for god's sake, not on a plank or an old slate roof tile!

Gas BBQ's. Not in the spirit of things.


djt100

1,735 posts

186 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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5 day working week, sadists

TorqueDirty

1,500 posts

220 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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Rawwr said:
Really, really big dildos.
I'm sensing that there is a story behind this!

Do tell wink


Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Tuesday 30th May 2017
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TorqueDirty said:
Rawwr said:
Really, really big dildos.
I'm sensing that there is a story behind this!

Do tell wink
Giving women unrealistic expectations?

PAULJ5555

3,554 posts

177 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Encrypted messaging services, as all the terrorists and peods are using them so share some very nasty stuff.

Alex_225

6,264 posts

202 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Smartphones are one of the best inventions and similarly one of the worst inventions.

Coming from someone who grew up in the 80s/90s the idea of having what is essentially a PC in my pocket, from which I can listen to my entire music collection, access the internet, take decent photographs, use as a satnav etc is quite something. That said because I grew up without a smartphone until I was in my 20s, it means I can detach myself from it. I'd quite happily leave it at home.

Sadly it's the users who cannot be without a phone that make them such a bad invention. Combine it with social media and all the other stuff the 'the youths' can't tear themselves away from and it makes for a bit of a sad society!

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Taticalnuclearpenguin said:
Emails, fking emails and the senders expectations that once sent the recipient should reply immediately.
Some prat having a go at me because I said I received his email on Tuesday. He insists I received it on Thursday as it hit my inbox at 8pm. I had Friday off and Monday was a bank holiday, I didn't receive it until I opened my outlook on Tuesday morning.

Plinth

713 posts

89 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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sinbaddio said:
You walk in for a wee and get sprayed in the face with a vile, over powering stench.
You need to point your willy downwards when you have a wee.

Squiggs

1,520 posts

156 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Umbrellas!
Having to dodge the dam things or risk having your eyes poked out every time there's even the slightest amount of precipitation!

skinnyman

1,641 posts

94 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Having to "sign up" to every single website just to buy something. No I don't want an account, I don't want you to remember my details, and I don't want to receive a newsletter telling me about your st, I just want to buy this one item and be done with you.

Is that an invention? I don't care either way, I'm having it.

stewy68

1,826 posts

244 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Christian Dior Poison - this isn't perfume, it's chemical fcensoredg warfare!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Wednesday 31st May 2017
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Waterless urinals.

They save water.

You can also smell them from about 30 feet away.

Might as well go back to pissing down a hole in the floor.

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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Cheating.

(But I bet they stole the idea in the first place.)

K50 DEL

9,237 posts

229 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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Chocolate..... my waistline wouldn't be where it is today if some bd hadn't looked at those beans and thought "I wonder........"

lufbramatt

5,346 posts

135 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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sleepera6 said:
Flies


I hate them, I have severe OCD around them to the point that I feel the need to grap some Flash wipes and polish where I have seen them walk, they look disgusting, they walk around your food, they make annoying noises....





.. yeah I do have a phobia of them, embarassingly.
Get some Venus flytrap plants. Sunny windowsill, keep them nice and damp with rainwater and they will grow quickly and silently sit there "hunting" flies. It's like having friendly triffids helping you out. Great little things.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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Selfie stick.

Stop walking along talking to yourself you twunt.

Usget

5,426 posts

212 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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Comments forms on newspaper websites and YouTube.

Alpacaman

922 posts

242 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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sinbaddio said:
Using other things for plates in pubs and restaurants. Just give me my food on a plate for god's sake, not on a plank or an old slate roof tile!
This! I live somewhere popular with tourists and pretty much every restaurant/bar/café is doing it because they seem to think it makes them stand out. It doesn't, and how the hell do you get a plank of wood properly clean. And don't get me started on those stupid little metal baskets of chips. Oh and fine dining, I just want a decent plate of food cooked well, I don't need it in a Jus or with foam or any other pretentious crap that everywhere feels they need to do now, you're not on masterchef you're a pub.

Mr Roper

13,013 posts

195 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

213 months

Thursday 1st June 2017
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Mr Roper said:
How many fingertips have you removed?