I wish it hadn't been invented....
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Haven't gone through all the replies so apologies if already covered.
For me - Reality TV. Paying to watch retards behaving like retards on TV. Dragging the show out so it on every night to try and force new levels of retard onto a baying (mainly female) audience.
Then once they have finally gone so low its physically and mentally impossible to go any lower, take one retard to be a king or queen of the retards for one year. They can appear on all retarded talk shows for people with an IQ of lower that 40 and also appear in Top Sante, Canckle weekly, Curvy Chicks monthly etc and then make a career of being retarded and become famous for being fat, ugly and retarded.
Then repeat every year. Apart from now you don't have to wait, you can create a parallel series on every channel that run one after another so there's never a f
king thing left to watch.
fk me I hate reality TV.
For me - Reality TV. Paying to watch retards behaving like retards on TV. Dragging the show out so it on every night to try and force new levels of retard onto a baying (mainly female) audience.
Then once they have finally gone so low its physically and mentally impossible to go any lower, take one retard to be a king or queen of the retards for one year. They can appear on all retarded talk shows for people with an IQ of lower that 40 and also appear in Top Sante, Canckle weekly, Curvy Chicks monthly etc and then make a career of being retarded and become famous for being fat, ugly and retarded.
Then repeat every year. Apart from now you don't have to wait, you can create a parallel series on every channel that run one after another so there's never a f
king thing left to watch.f
k me I hate reality TV.HarryFlatters said:
Mr Roper said:
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king things. Forbade my wife to buy one and she did anyway...so of course I showed her how to use it!That is after a week and a half of healing. Mind bendingly painful, what with all those nerve endings. I'm left handed too. At least I now have an excuse for being a crap guitar player.
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d bd things. They should be illegal.
TorqueDirty said:
HarryFlatters said:
Mr Roper said:
f
king things. Forbade my wife to buy one and she did anyway...so of course I showed her how to use it!That is after a week and a half of healing. Mind bendingly painful, what with all those nerve endings. I'm left handed too. At least I now have an excuse for being a crap guitar player.
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d bd things. They should be illegal.Einion Yrth said:
Isn't this a bad workman, tool blaming situation? Slicing bits of yourself off with kitchen equipment is scarcely the fault of the implements involved.
No, it is a reasonably competent cook with good knife skills blaming the existence of an utterly lethal "labour saving device" when a decent knife and some application will deliver better results.Well that and someone who feels very embarrassed about making a tit of himself - but you know it is mainly the tool issue.
Oh, and do go ahead and buy one. Use it regularly and report back!
TD
Fecking bastid Rubiks Cube! 
When about 10 or 11 I could solve it in a minute or so.
Now at 48 I'm having another go. . . . not quite the same is it?!! I'm using memory reflex (whatever it's called ha!), no I'm not looking up cheat guides online either.
I can do one layer with relative ease, but I'm struggling to remember the movement patterns to complete layer 2!
Hopefully I can solve the blessed thing by accessing my inner 10/11 yr old's memories. . . hmmm!!
When about 10 or 11 I could solve it in a minute or so.
Now at 48 I'm having another go. . . . not quite the same is it?!! I'm using memory reflex (whatever it's called ha!), no I'm not looking up cheat guides online either.
I can do one layer with relative ease, but I'm struggling to remember the movement patterns to complete layer 2!
Hopefully I can solve the blessed thing by accessing my inner 10/11 yr old's memories. . . hmmm!!
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