I wish it hadn't been invented....

I wish it hadn't been invented....

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Lance Catamaran

24,980 posts

227 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Reality tv
Bus lanes
No win no fee lawyers
Golf

stewy68

1,826 posts

243 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Telesales

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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VonSenger said:
Farage and that disgusting troll Katie Hopkins. Everything thats wrong with britain currently. As well as the obvious (terrorism)
technically speaking they weren't invented (unless Katie Hopkins is a social experiment - entirely possible)

Pedantry is far worse wink

There's not much stuff that I think is actively detrimental, but much of it pointless.

I wish gossip magazines - Hello, Heat and so on hadn't been invented.

But I guess they just tap in to something already in humanity....so does it really make a difference?

a

439 posts

84 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Monty Python said:
the smartphone is quite possibly the worst thing ever invented.
Until the smart phone was invented, even most sci-fi writers couldn't imagine anything like it. It's one of the most impressive bits of technology ever created and it's cheap enough to almost be disposable.

Something that really shouldn't have been invented is clothes-hangers. They are a complete menace. They're a nightmare to store in bulk, slow to use and demand huge amounts of vertical hanging space for clothes.
If they hadn't invented them, someone would have come up with a better solution by now.

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Self Service Checkouts

Who_Goes_Blue

1,093 posts

171 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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a said:
Until the smart phone was invented, even most sci-fi writers couldn't imagine anything like it. It's one of the most impressive bits of technology ever created and it's cheap enough to almost be disposable.

Something that really shouldn't have been invented is clothes-hangers. They are a complete menace. They're a nightmare to store in bulk, slow to use and demand huge amounts of vertical hanging space for clothes.
If they hadn't invented them, someone would have come up with a better solution by now.
Finally someone else who hates the wretched things - they can all fk right off

Sheets Tabuer

18,961 posts

215 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Olf

11,974 posts

218 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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The internet

ChilliWhizz

11,992 posts

161 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Front wheel drive....

getmecoat

PurpleTurtle

6,989 posts

144 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Mayonnaise, the Devil's jizz.

Or more specifically, Mayonnaise automatically added to nearly every shop-bought sandwich, and myriad dishes is restaurants.

It's fine by me if you want to swallow the Devil's jizz, just serve it on the side so the rest of us don't have to.

S11Steve

6,374 posts

184 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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andy-xr said:
Self Service Checkouts
Unexpected comment in forum area.

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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S11Steve said:
andy-xr said:
Self Service Checkouts
Unexpected comment in forum area.
laugh

iphonedyou

9,253 posts

157 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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S11Steve said:
Unexpected comment in forum area.
Well that's just bloody brilliant, Steve.

rofl

The Don of Croy

5,998 posts

159 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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The roundabout.

Followed by 'traffic lights installed on a roundabout'.

Our economy would blossom once everyone stopped dithering (or held in pointless queues while nothing comes through on green).

And steering wheels - we really should have moved on beyond a big circular comfort ring for the driver, getting your arms crossed up and confused...tillers or handlebars or joysticks would improve things.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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killingjoker said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Sheep.
You're talking election erection, right?
FFS, can't you spell?

V8 FOU

2,974 posts

147 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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S11Steve said:
Unexpected comment in forum area.
Please place in bagging area.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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Constipation

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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V8 FOU said:
S11Steve said:
Unexpected comment in forum area.
Please place in bagging area.
The new one is "I'm sorry I did not recognise the last item ,please try and scan it again"

But.

If you scan it again you get charged for it twice as the machine HAS recognised it as it's on the screen.....moan

LimaDelta

6,522 posts

218 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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a) Marketing - the art of making people unhappy with what they have. The prime vehicle for delivering this is:
b) Television

Remove those two and society would be much better off IMHO.

98elise

26,600 posts

161 months

Friday 26th May 2017
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55palfers said:
Automated call-centres
Yup. I'm currently trying to get my Virfin Media BB fixed. That means going through their automated call system, which will automatically check your BB and then hang up on you.

You then have to call back later when it will recognise that it's already hung up on you once. You still have to go through the automatic system to speak to a human.

The problem is the human is reading from a script and English is not their first language. They will hang up on you if you ask anything off script.

You then need to call again etc etc.

20 calls and I'm still waiting for someone to fix my BB.