Urban myths that somehow, people still believe

Urban myths that somehow, people still believe

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Dr Murdoch

3,447 posts

136 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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nonsequitur said:
When you hear the ice cream van's jingle they have RUN OUT OF ICE CREAM.
hehe

I've just started using that with my two boys (4+5)

I had started using the old "when you hear that siren it means the child snatcher is looking for children"

Thought that might scar them for life!

shep1001

4,600 posts

190 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Haven't got time to read all 7 pages yet but.......

I keep seeing the one on Facebks about putting you PIN number in backwards if you get held up at the cash point & the old bill will come steaming in to arrest the perp whilst your cash & card is safely held by the machine.


Randy Winkman

16,179 posts

190 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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If you try to keep your eyes open when you sneeze, they will shoot out of the sockets. yikes

lowdrag

12,900 posts

214 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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It is illegal to get drunk in a pub.

One cannot import Polish potatoes and say they are English.

Firing a cannon within 300 yds of a dwelling

Riding the bus while suffering from the Plague

Dying in the Houses of Parliament.

Causing a nuclear explosion

Handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances. I like this one.

Being intoxicated in charge of a cow.

All are current law, but I would repeal the fifth personally.

DavieW

754 posts

109 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Facebook posts such as "like and share to win a £60k motorhome", "share this post to save a child".

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Some silly bint on Facebook tonight is busy 'protecting her friends' by sharing the nonsense about fake perfume sellers in supermarket car parks secretly having ether which knocks out the victim who they then rob.

Honestly, 5 seconds and three words into Google throws up this

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/perfume.asp

And that's even if you do buy the logic that you can knock someone out with a single sniff, and that no one would be suspicious of women suddenly falling unconscious and men rifling through their pockets.

Still, can't be too careful, share it just in case, eh girls? rolleyes

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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More Facebook fkwittery:



"So HIV infected needles in petrol pumps is now a thing... Wtf. Be careful... Please look before pumping up they are putting infected HIV needles In the petrol stations. Please warn every friend of yours and family members. Please share share"

Also the "Don't flash people without their lights on as they will shoot you as a gang initiation"

FB really is a great tool for fking morons to spread their idiocy far and wide..

silentbrown

8,856 posts

117 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Always switch off your mobile phone before refuelling.

foxbody-87

2,675 posts

167 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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Personalised plates make you look cool, especially those that have to be butchered to even resemble a name.

HTP99

22,582 posts

141 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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silentbrown said:
Always switch off your mobile phone before refuelling.
In the whole history of mobiles, has there ever been a fire in a petrol station actually caused by someone being on their mobile; that rule about not being on your mobile on a petrol station forecourt, due to a fire risk, has always perplexed me.

silentbrown

8,856 posts

117 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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HTP99 said:
In the whole history of mobiles, has there ever been a fire in a petrol station actually caused by someone being on their mobile; that rule about not being on your mobile on a petrol station forecourt, due to a fire risk, has always perplexed me.
Err, no. That's why it's a myth...

http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

All the petrol pumps here still have warning stickers on them, though.

HTP99

22,582 posts

141 months

Friday 23rd June 2017
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silentbrown said:
HTP99 said:
In the whole history of mobiles, has there ever been a fire in a petrol station actually caused by someone being on their mobile; that rule about not being on your mobile on a petrol station forecourt, due to a fire risk, has always perplexed me.
Err, no. That's why it's a myth...

http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

All the petrol pumps here still have warning stickers on them, though.
There must be a reason for that rule though.

Makes me laugh, my local Shell garage has those "don't use your mobile" stickers plastered everywhere and yet you can now pay at the pump by scanning a QR code into a specific app, using your mobile!

Billsnemesis

817 posts

238 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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I have seen a clip of someone opening the cover on a petrol delivery tanker while talking on the phone and there was a flash over from the fuel vapour.

So it must have been the phone that ignited the vapour right?

It couldn't possible have been static, or friction, or a spark from two metal surfaces being in contact?

No, it had to be the phone. Even though it is at ambient temperature, causes no sparks and emits nothing but radio waves.

It can give you can you cancer though. The phone that is. Not the petrol.

Rick101

6,970 posts

151 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Ki3r said:
If you are being asked to stop by a unmarked police vehicle you should get your phone out and dial 112. This was put you through to the Police as 999 does, but at the same time pinpoint your position to the phone op. Katie phoned 112 when a unmarked vehicle wanted her to stop. Because she phoned 112 they were able to pinpoint her location and stop her being attacked. Or something along those lines.
I was recently told 112 allows them to find your location by a serving Police officer.

carreauchompeur

17,852 posts

205 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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4x4Tyke said:
The secret mobile phone game that 'trains' teenagers to undertake increasingly dangerous activities until they are instructed to do something that leads to their death in what appears to be suicide.


Edited by 4x4Tyke on Thursday 22 June 20:33
Oh FFS, there have been internal bulletins about this, and the head of a new cyber depart,ent was talking about it too.

Internally screaming 'it's a hoaaaaaaax!'

Actually I've got a FB friend. Colleague in fact. Sensible guy you'd think, and he is constantly sharing utter tripe, when challenged 'better be safe than sorry'. No

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

133 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Some named celebrity, usually the latest teen heart throb, is moving to your home town after secretly visiting it while on tour or holiday.

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Just seen the aids infected needles in petrol pump handles one shared on Facebook.

Honestly, 10 seconds on Google... but no, got to be seen as cared and protecting her mates.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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swerni said:
Elvis works down my chip shop.
Serving Heartskate Hotel, All Shark Up, Jailhouse Rock Salmon and King Cresole, no doubt.

justinio

1,153 posts

89 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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BMW's come from the factory without functioning indicators.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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justinio said:
BMW's come from the factory without functioning indicators.
Sorry, indi what?