Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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nicanary

9,797 posts

147 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Johnnytheboy said:
AppleJuice said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Mr2Mike said:
"Delete"
I've decided this term needs wider usage. I took my dog to be castrated recently. Or as I have rebranded it: "testicle delete".
Hitler ticked that option box
Ah yes, but (to tie in with a few pages back) he only went for a Stage 1 testicle delete, my dog has the Stage 2.
Like Goebbels ?

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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AppleJuice said:
Blown2CV said:
AppleJuice said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Mr2Mike said:
"Delete"
I've decided this term needs wider usage. I took my dog to be castrated recently. Or as I have rebranded it: "testicle delete".
Hitler ticked that option box
he also tried to delete a whole race
Fortunately his regime was stopped.
well, quite.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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nicanary said:
Johnnytheboy said:
AppleJuice said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Mr2Mike said:
"Delete"
I've decided this term needs wider usage. I took my dog to be castrated recently. Or as I have rebranded it: "testicle delete".
Hitler ticked that option box
Ah yes, but (to tie in with a few pages back) he only went for a Stage 1 testicle delete, my dog has the Stage 2.
Like Goebbels ?
He did a family delete. Oooh... too far.

Anyway back on topic.

"I'm not going to lie..." as a prefix to saying anything.

Oh good. Thanks for clarifying that you intend to tell the truth.


TameRacingDriver

18,094 posts

273 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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bristolracer said:
Oh my God or omg

Normally said by people who have no God
100% of americans, then! I also fking hate that expression...

Abbott

2,413 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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What did people used to say before everybody, regardless of what they are doing, is on a journey.

Also everyone appears to be "reaching out"

Cloudy147

2,723 posts

184 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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"reaching out" drives me crazy. A stupid phrase, I just hear the song in my head.

Also, a new one in our corporate world - our execs are now "sizzling" every fking thing. At the last conference call, they were all "sizzling" something - one woman was sizzling four times in one minute.

I work in IT. Sizzling. Fek me.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Sizzle is a new one on me. Can you define please?

thebraketester

14,245 posts

139 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Cloudy147 said:
one woman was sizzling four times in one minute.
Are you sure that wasnt "fizzing" ?

Bobberoo99

38,688 posts

99 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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thebraketester said:
Cloudy147 said:
one woman was sizzling four times in one minute.
Are you sure that wasnt "fizzing" ?
Whoever used that needs Fisting!!!!!

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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“Chucking”

When people on here talk about money, they always say oh yeah I save XX in my pension then chuck anything left st the end of the month in a SSISA

or yes I want to do the garden so I’m thinking of chucking a few K at a contractor to do it

No, no you’re not “chucking it” you’re clearly looking at the risks and then doing a very boring online transfer into your account, no chucking at all.

And when it comes to that contractor you’re clearly paying him 50% up front via online banking, not filling up brown envelopes and saying here you are guvna, get those sleepers done and get yourself something pretty while you’re there

So annoying

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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yonex said:
New, improved ‘something’

Why would it not be?
Govia Thameslink's timetables?

Govia Thameslink's trains?

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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Another is when people say “pot” instead of cylinder, don’t know why but it really bugs me

Oh yes the 4 pot turbo isn’t as fun as the 6 pot N/a

Shut up you boffin

PixelpeepS3

8,600 posts

143 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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'well received'

One of our new HSQE bods keeps responding with this to everything that's emailed to him...

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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"Pea roast".

RDMcG

19,178 posts

208 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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Johnnytheboy said:
Mr2Mike said:
"Delete"
I've decided this term needs wider usage. I took my dog to be castrated recently. Or as I have rebranded it: "testicle delete".
Language evolves - Methinks I do not feel so gay today.....

..instead I will get onboard with the program, lean in ,go with the flow, make sure the pipeline is copasetic for the quarter, and be positive with no Monday morning quarterbacking.

..which bringe ms to "delete".

I generally spec my cars using the on line configurator. Sometimes there are standard items I may wish to delete. Thus " A/C delete", is a perfectly acceptable usage. I am not removing the air-codtioning as the car is not yet built. I am merely deleting it from the order sheet which is very appropriate.

When I was a kid, the use of "OK" was regarded as a vulgarity. It is now part of normal conversation as many of the items mentioned here are.

Terms like "cool:" are less favoured today , while stuff like " Cor Blimey" are gone., We Google things, Tweet, but rarely Xerox.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

256 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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bulldong said:
I can’t stand when people say “it’s a nice place to be” or “it’s a nice place to sit” when talking about a car’s interior.
I am also unable to raise myself to a vertical position when people omit the word "it".

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

256 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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RDMcG said:
I generally spec my cars using the on line configurator. Sometimes there are standard items I may wish to delete. Thus " A/C delete", is a perfectly acceptable usage. I am not removing the air-codtioning as the car is not yet built. I am merely deleting it from the order sheet which is very appropriate.
If you physically took that AC system out of a car, would you still say you'd deleted it, despite all evidence to the contrary as it's sat next to your car? A person with a reasonable grasp of English would say you've removed it.

Deleting data on a computer is fine e.g. line items on a standard build form for a car.

I fear you are on a sticky wicket by citing the use of business wk-words as justification.


Edited by Mr2Mike on Monday 16th July 15:00

Cloudy147

2,723 posts

184 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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Blown2CV said:
Sizzle is a new one on me. Can you define please?
The full phrase used was "Selling the Sizzle". eek

I'm told the full catchphrase is "sell the sizzle not the sausage". I've no fekkin idea what that even means. Personally, I want a sausage not a sizzle if I'm hungry. And if I'm not hungry I don't want anything sizzling in the kitchen as that could lead to fires.

Anyhow... our execs don't use the full phrase. They are just "selling the sizzle". A lot. Sigh...

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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Cloudy147 said:
Blown2CV said:
Sizzle is a new one on me. Can you define please?
The full phrase used was "Selling the Sizzle". eek

I'm told the full catchphrase is "sell the sizzle not the sausage". I've no fekkin idea what that even means. Personally, I want a sausage not a sizzle if I'm hungry. And if I'm not hungry I don't want anything sizzling in the kitchen as that could lead to fires.

Anyhow... our execs don't use the full phrase. They are just "selling the sizzle". A lot. Sigh...
i think i get it. If your company sells 'sizzle' and not 'sausage' (as it were) does that mean they are hoodwinking people?? Sounds like a metaphor for a scam to me.

AudiSport

1,458 posts

217 months

Monday 16th July 2018
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To be honest..