Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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phazed

21,844 posts

205 months

Monday 12th June 2023
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snuffy said:
It's only worth what's someone's prepared to pay for it.

Always said by some bellend that thinks they have just imparted the secret of the universe to you.

fk right off, just fk off you knobber
Actually true, nothing wrong with that.

Strangely Brown

10,086 posts

232 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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snuffy said:
It's only worth what's someone's prepared to pay for it.

Always said by some bellend that thinks they have just imparted the secret of the universe to you.

fk right off, just fk off you knobber
I don't understand your ire. The statement is factually correct.

loskie

5,260 posts

121 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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"is is what it is"


to excuse crap. That's ok then!

snuffy

9,810 posts

285 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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Strangely Brown said:
snuffy said:
It's only worth what's someone's prepared to pay for it.

Always said by some bellend that thinks they have just imparted the secret of the universe to you.

fk right off, just fk off you knobber
I don't understand your ire. The statement is factually correct.
It might well be correct (well, it is correct), but it's still annoying, because, as I say, it's always said by someone who thinks they are just imparted some mythical wisdom to the listener.


RichB

51,645 posts

285 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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snuffy said:
Strangely Brown said:
snuffy said:
It's only worth what's someone's prepared to pay for it.

Always said by some bellend that thinks they have just imparted the secret of the universe to you.

fk right off, just fk off you knobber
I don't understand your ire. The statement is factually correct.
It might well be correct (well, it is correct), but it's still annoying, because, as I say, it's always said by someone who thinks they are just imparted some mythical wisdom to the listener.
usually in response to some dipstick who can't understand why their boy racer pile junk won't sell on eBay for the 30k starting price they think it's worth! wink

Strangely Brown

10,086 posts

232 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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RichB said:
snuffy said:
Strangely Brown said:
snuffy said:
It's only worth what's someone's prepared to pay for it.

Always said by some bellend that thinks they have just imparted the secret of the universe to you.

fk right off, just fk off you knobber
I don't understand your ire. The statement is factually correct.
It might well be correct (well, it is correct), but it's still annoying, because, as I say, it's always said by someone who thinks they are just imparted some mythical wisdom to the listener.
usually in response to some dipstick who can't understand why their boy racer pile junk won't sell on eBay for the 30k starting price they think it's worth! wink
That ^^.

In a similar vein I could point out that, "your house is not selling because it is overpriced". If you price something appropriately then it will sell.

Howard-

4,953 posts

203 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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We've probably had them already but I'm going to say them anyway.

"Need gone"

"xxx needs replaced", e.g. "gearbox needs replaced"


censored.

captain.scarlet

1,824 posts

35 months

Tuesday 13th June 2023
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Strangely Brown said:
That ^^.

In a similar vein I could point out that, "your house is not selling because it is overpriced". If you price something appropriately then it will sell.
I notice people putting themselves in a similar position on 'thrift' apps (Vinted etc).

I peruse through all sorts of listings, but the one of most odd things to read and come across is when someone is selling something that has obviously seen better days and has little to no value left in it (whether it's an accessory or an item of clothing or footwear etc etc) yet the item is unrealistically priced and the seller puts in the description 'I paid £100 for this brand new'.

It doesn't matter. Your jacket or whatever needs to be binned or listed for a fiver.

It's like selling your battered rust bucket banger major MOT failure of a motor that is worth scrap money, but you price it as though it's a reliable car in good condition, because 'it cost me £20k brand new'.

Randy Winkman

16,207 posts

190 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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Now I live in the world of on-line meetings an expression I hear far too much is when the person chairing the meeting proudly says at the end "I'll give you X minutes back" as if they are doing you all a big favour by not running right up to the scheduled meeting end time. Is that an expression heard anywhere but the civil service? I always feel like then saying "No you wont because I'm going to take that time back by blathering on about something else!"

Blown2CV

28,888 posts

204 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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Randy Winkman said:
Is that an expression heard anywhere but the civil service?
yes

redrabbit29

1,379 posts

134 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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Randy Winkman said:
Now I live in the world of on-line meetings an expression I hear far too much is when the person chairing the meeting proudly says at the end "I'll give you X minutes back" as if they are doing you all a big favour by not running right up to the scheduled meeting end time. Is that an expression heard anywhere but the civil service? I always feel like then saying "No you wont because I'm going to take that time back by blathering on about something else!"
I've gone from public to private sector, and it is used here too. Yesterday we got given "8 minutes back" - how lucky for us

Randy Winkman

16,207 posts

190 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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OMG - who was the pillock that said it first?

TameRacingDriver

18,097 posts

273 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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Yes we also get that one quite a lot.

Oh goody, I can spend a little more time doing whatever st task it was I was doing before the meeting interrupted me. Yay!

To be honest corporate culture and all the language / acronyms that go with it is all a total and utter cringe fest.

21st Century Man

40,944 posts

249 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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Randy Winkman said:
OMG - who was the pillock that said it first?
Adam?

Strangely Brown

10,086 posts

232 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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Randy Winkman said:
OMG - who was the pillock that said it first?
Adam?

ETA: Bugger. Beaten to it.

snuffy

9,810 posts

285 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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I will let you go.

Always said by someone on the dog and bone when they want to end the call. No, I want to go, is what you are failing to say.

UTH

8,987 posts

179 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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snuffy said:
I will let you go.

Always said by someone on the dog and bone when they want to end the call. No, I want to go, is what you are failing to say.
HAHAHAHAHA that is hilariously true.

Fairly sure Mrs UTH says that every single time she's on the phone to her parents. And because she's my wife, of course it's one of the little things that drives me mad.

snuffy

9,810 posts

285 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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UTH said:
snuffy said:
I will let you go.

Always said by someone on the dog and bone when they want to end the call. No, I want to go, is what you are failing to say.
HAHAHAHAHA that is hilariously true.

Fairly sure Mrs UTH says that every single time she's on the phone to her parents. And because she's my wife, of course it's one of the little things that drives me mad.
My Missus always say it, and most of the time when she's talking to her mother. It drives me mad as well !

Katzenjammer

1,085 posts

179 months

Thursday 15th June 2023
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“Toyota GR Yaris”

“GR Yaris”

“Yaris GR”

“Toyota Yaris GR”


Fane

1,311 posts

201 months

Friday 16th June 2023
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My wifes family all say "how's you?" as a greeting. It makes my skin crawl.