Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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InductionRoar

2,014 posts

132 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Totes emosh!

The most cringeworthy phrase ever coined by "social media hotties". Whenever I see it mentioned it makes me want to dominate the stairs and throw a can of red bull at them.

OMG now appears to be a saying as opposed to just an abbreviation for the person who is too lazy to type the saying out. That is a close second.

Alex@POD

6,151 posts

215 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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dtmpower said:
"to be fair"

I'm exhausted hearing this phrase, it's normally used just before the user intends to offend or say something controversial as a sort of pre sorry. Forget it, in a straight talking type, I don't need sugar coated pre apologies.
Most of this thread makes me think people need to let go of the little things, if everyone didn't get so apparently angry about a stranger using a particular phrase in a shop, the world would be a better place.

This example is one I don't understand however, here are 2 versions of the same conversation between friends:

Person 1: These airline seats are too small
Person 2: To be fair, you're a lot larger than the average person

Person 1: These airline seats are too small
dtompower: You're fat.

First reply is perceived as a reasonable explanation of the problem, the second can be perceived as an attack on the person...

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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"Reach out"

It's said at work a lot and gets me a little every time. Something like 'Send an email' or 'talk to' would work just as well, and not sound like I am trying to launch and intervention for them.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,367 posts

150 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Mr2Mike said:
foxbody-87 said:
Guys - could we please take this off line, or at least park it until we've dealt with the low hanging fruit - then at least we have a good news story in the making. Otherwise we'll end up with the monkey on our back,
Let's put it on the back burner for now, and we'll touch base offline at close of play. Thanks for bringing it to the table, but after running it up the flagpole and taking a helicopter view it's clear we aren't singing from the same hymn sheet.
I think it's worth putting in the idea saucer to see if the cat laps it up.

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

222 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Then he turned round and said.

Why, was he facing the other way?

And people who say, off of. fking retards.

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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lowdrag said:
Today English as it were spoke, so to say, no longer exists. We have throwaway clichés, language I really don't understand, but if there is one expression I always react to it happened again this weekend. People who come to see me once a year, waving goodbye and shouting "see you later". But I won't see them for a year, and strangely they always want to come at Le Mans weekend; so just what is "later"? For me it used to say "be back this evening" as I went off to the pub or the cinema, not next bloody year. It really gets my goat, and I don't hesitate to say so.

So what expressions really get to you? I'll be interested to see.
I'm guilty, I'll try and mend my ways!

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Alex@POD said:
Most of this thread makes me think people need to let go of the little things, if everyone didn't get so apparently angry about a stranger using a particular phrase in a shop, the world would be a better place.
I don't think it would really.

Alex@POD said:
This example is one I don't understand however, here are 2 versions of the same conversation between friends:

Person 1: These airline seats are too small
Person 2: To be fair, you're a lot larger than the average person

Person 1: These airline seats are too small
dtompower: You're fat.

First reply is perceived as a reasonable explanation of the problem, the second can be perceived as an attack on the person...
They're both the same, I think i'd get a bad reaction if I said either of those to someone, to the first it would be "Are you saying i'm fat?".
Best to say nowt, not even raise an eyebrow Roger Moore style.

m444ttb

3,160 posts

229 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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I can't profess to be a proper pedant when it comes to English, but there are two 'types' that irritate me. The first is business bullst. I see some has been mentioned above already but there's so much these days I don't know where to begin. Is it that people lack the vocabulary to say what they really mean? Part of the irritation is hearing it come from the CEOs mouth and then spend the next few weeks hearing it filter downward like some sort of plague. Perhaps it's one of the many reasons my career progress has been 'steady'!

The second category is the type of speech that makes you sound thick. I suspect half the time people don't know they do it. Pacific instead of specific. Going to Asdas. Etc. Quite often fr M educated, intelligent people too.

tim0409

4,414 posts

159 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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I listen to a few American podcasts and everything is "super" something; super-fast, super-interesting....I find it super-annoying.

MXRod

2,749 posts

147 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Brexit
It's British Exit , nothing else , or nufink , or nothink . for the grammerless
I know I know , grammerless

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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A couple of my hates

It is what it is. (WTF)
Can I get (just plain rude)

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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"in life" Where else does anything happen to humans?

justinio

1,152 posts

88 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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Going forward

The business would like...

Thanks for reaching out

Helicopter view

Touch base


Each and every one literally makes a little bit of my soul die every time I hear it. Do these wannabe Apprentice candidates actually hear themselves?

lowdrag

Original Poster:

12,892 posts

213 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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PositronicRay said:
lowdrag said:
Today English as it were spoke, so to say, no longer exists. We have throwaway clichés, language I really don't understand, but if there is one expression I always react to it happened again this weekend. People who come to see me once a year, waving goodbye and shouting "see you later". But I won't see them for a year, and strangely they always want to come at Le Mans weekend; so just what is "later"? For me it used to say "be back this evening" as I went off to the pub or the cinema, not next bloody year. It really gets my goat, and I don't hesitate to say so.

So what expressions really get to you? I'll be interested to see.
I'm guilty, I'll try and mend my ways!
Thank you. If this post has one convert, that is a start. I have taken the decision to tell the offending person that if he waves goodbye and says the same next year he will never come back. I never hear from him in between, his father has been a friend for 30 years and we correspond regularly, but I can't take the son's attitude any more. Life may belong to the young, but it seems to be at the cost of us the elderly.



Edited by lowdrag on Saturday 24th June 19:26

stewy68

1,826 posts

243 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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"My bad"
Is this an intentional contortion of our language or is it just an indication of a retard?

grumbledoak

31,532 posts

233 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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You are allowed to say "My bad" if - and only if - you are Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

My contribution, not that you will ever hear me say it, is "Went down a treat!" in reference to food.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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It will be fine.

We'll be with you tomorrow.

It'll look brand new.

It'all for charity.

Think of the children.

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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gottans said:
It will be fine.

We'll be with you tomorrow.

It'll look brand new.

It'all for charity.
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For the life of me I can't see the problem with these!

Charlie Hoskins

310 posts

83 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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On the telephone earlier...
'What was your name ?'
Me - 'It still is....'

Then its the 'myself - yourself' bks.

Matt Cup

3,159 posts

104 months

Saturday 24th June 2017
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"I'm not being funny but..." pisses me off.