Phrases and sayings you have picked up from PH

[Ayahuasca]

Vigilante Bum Rape Justice aka VBRJ

[morgs_]

mybrainhurts said:

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[Orchid1]

"she had a gash like a stamped on tarantula"

[8bit]

Nobody talks about "leptons" any more but that's probably no bad thing...

I do now find myself saying "call custard" or "smash her back doors in" on occasion.

[csd19]

"Fanny like a punched lasagne"

"It's Welsh you 'tard" - with relevant changes to the Welsh bit if needed

[McVities]

Quite simply:

'as if 30 clowns wearing oversized rubber shoes were having a sprinting race over a massive bowl of jelly.......'

[loudlashadjuster]

[Wiccan of Darkness]

lucido grigio said:

The "custard test" is to weed out the BS probably of a noob who claims to own a Ferrari/Lamborghini etc.

Place a tub of Bird's custard next to keys for said expensive car in the ignition or close by as proof of ownership.

I don't think it originated here but got picked up by PH.

Thanks, clears that one up. I've migrated from Yahoo! forums and the BS on there is unbelievable; then again get caught out and the responses would turn most folk on here in to gelatinous gloop. As forums go, yahoo! is brutal.

Orchid1 said:

"she had a gash like a stamped on tarantula"

I dated a girl who had one like a firework had gone off in a kebab. It was like a bad car crash, hideous sight but you can't help but look....

[ForZiE23]

Hammering frozen sausages into the lawn

[essIII]

Boils my piss

Track work (urgh)

[Mobile Chicane]

Loads.

Chief st-gripper
Frozen sausages
stty cushions
Face like a dropped pie
Sweating like a rapist
Loser cruiser
Duck strangled underwater
Face like a witch doctor's rattle

and many more which don't immediately spring to mind I'm sure.

[zippy3x]

"If you could pull me out of her, you'd get to be king of England"

[LordGrover]

Referring to a van as a 'mobile rape shed'.

I'm pleased to say I've seen it nowhere else.

[Fastchas]

'Look how Barried that motor is!'
Got my mate saying this now and he doesn't follow PH. We've also got a continuous Whattsap thread where we take pics of cars we see on our travels and send them to each other. He travels to America a fair bit and sees plenty of Barried motors over there.

[Fastchas]

zippy3x said:

"If you could pull me out of her, you'd get to be king of England"

I've not seen this before but it's EPIC!

[PorkInsider]

PH5121 said:

'Winged horse of chav tat'

A classic indeed from long ago.

[ICallCustard]

kiethton said:

I now call custard

Same

[Angrybiker]

loudlashadjuster said:

WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT??? Will someone PLEASE tell me??!!!

[Angrybiker]

Council.

Dominate the staircase (or any other space).

[PorkInsider]

Angrybiker said:

WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT??? Will someone PLEASE tell me??!!!

It's a whoosh parrot.

Hope that explains.