What makes you feel manly?

What makes you feel manly?

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ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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When the Mrs asks me to reach the item from the top shelf <grrrrr>

IanCress

4,409 posts

167 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Fixing stuff, entertaining my 1 year old by throwing her up in the air, walking the dog to the pub where subjects such as beer and cars are discussed, then going home and doing a sex to the wife.

Hoofy

76,423 posts

283 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Deadlifts with double your bodyweight.

anonymous said:
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Took me a moment. He means women. I think.

Fugazi

564 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

MrBarry123

6,029 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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IanCress said:
Fixing stuff, entertaining my 1 year old by throwing her up in the air, walking the dog to the pub where subjects such as beer and cars are discussed, then going home and doing a sex to the wife.
Sounds like an action-packed day...

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

94 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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bloomen said:
Checking my toilet area every morning to see if it's all still there. If it is then I'm manly for the day once more.
Front toilet area or back toilet area?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Earning more than my female counterparts

Explaining things to women in as condescending a manner as possible

Being intimidated by women who appear smarter than me, or earn more than me...

Triumph Man

8,708 posts

169 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Reverse parking a large saloon perfectly accurately, (mostly) doing my own servicing, oh and getting the lids off those oh so stubborn jars.

jesta1865

3,448 posts

210 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Fugazi said:
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
isn't that what is best in life? wink

for me, it's walking down the road with my wife holding hands, know that there are guys looking at us and saying, wtf he's punching way above his weight etc wink

plus managing to fix an issue at home is pretty good.

phazed 11.83

21,844 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Playing table tennis on the patio against my wife and four children, beating them all soundly, lining them all up in front of me with heads bowed, raising my arms in the air and shouting, "yes I've still got it "!

That is truely manly................


toon10

6,207 posts

158 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Being a desk bound IT manager, it's hard to feel manly while complaining that the office is a little cold and filling out a spreadsheet I have no interest in but someone at head office in another country told me I had to. I have to get my manly wins in small petty ways. Some recent examples:

I got the power tools out at the weekend. Talked about masonry bits and managed to erect a dual reel washing line and dart board in the man cave.
Out accelerated a much nicer and more exotic car the other day in my pesky little pretend M car lite hatch.
Drank a strong Belgian beer and scoffed at my Carlsberg drinking mate.
Reverse parked my partners friends car for her when she pulled up in my street and couldn't seem to work out how to get on my drive.


IanCress

4,409 posts

167 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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phazed 11.83 said:
Playing table tennis on the patio against my wife and four children, beating them all soundly, lining them all up in front of me with heads bowed, raising my arms in the air and shouting, "yes I've still got it "!

That is truely manly................
You are the Fast Shows 'Competetive Dad', AICMFP

Veeayt

3,139 posts

206 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Walking

Uncle John

4,304 posts

192 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Using a chainsaw to cut my toenails.

phazed 11.83

21,844 posts

205 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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IanCress said:
phazed 11.83 said:
Playing table tennis on the patio against my wife and four children, beating them all soundly, lining them all up in front of me with heads bowed, raising my arms in the air and shouting, "yes I've still got it "!

That is truely manly................
You are the Fast Shows 'Competetive Dad', AICMFP
I have never seen this and had to look it up. That made me laugh in a very manly way! You are so right.

Best get back to pushing my pen around some pieces of paper in the feined manly sort of way.

Tuvra

7,921 posts

226 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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anonymous said:
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Yes, I mean women, sorry boxedin

bony_13

166 posts

98 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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hooking up a trailer

MrBaker

323 posts

131 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Listening to the rumble of my V8

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Insufficient lubrication.

Wait Here Until Green Light Shows

15,270 posts

201 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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ETA
Gibby88 said:
Doing my nails while sipping on some fizz and watching Next Top Model. Xxx with an angle grinder
And...
Not owning any pink clothes
Never been to a Gym
Not owning a bicycle
Owning an impact driver