Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

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Don1

15,952 posts

209 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Mobile Chicane said:
Get a Track Day habit.

All the excitement, all the expense, just without the guilt and the itchy foreskin.
You're doing golf wrong.... wink

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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I have never been on proper track day only a driving experience about ten years ago.I would like to try one though.

One thing that struck me as odd with this thread is the PH royalty seem to have ducked it.The long time members with 20k+ posts who normally have an opinion on everything and everyone,still maybe its just a coincidence who knows ,or maybe they just don't like escorts that much.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
One thing that struck me as odd with this thread is the PH royalty seem to have ducked it.The long time members with 20k+ posts who normally have an opinion on everything and everyone,still maybe its just a coincidence who knows ,or maybe they just don't like escorts that much.
Looking down the thread, there are lots of members posting with these kinda post numbers.

Anyone in particular whose attention you wanted?

Is this a Wife swapping/swingers honey pot thread smile

Kermit power

28,692 posts

214 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
I have never been on proper track day only a driving experience about ten years ago.I would like to try one though.

One thing that struck me as odd with this thread is the PH royalty seem to have ducked it.The long time members with 20k+ posts who normally have an opinion on everything and everyone,still maybe its just a coincidence who knows ,or maybe they just don't like escorts that much.
Fine! Be like that!

I know when I'm not valued or wanted... cry

Vaud? Do you want a lift too?

boyse7en

6,739 posts

166 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Inigma said:
As opposed to golf he is guaranteed a hole in one, in fact he only needs to play three holes and he is done. So long as he can select a wood he can play.

Do you pay before or after the event ?
Does she switch ???
Do you give her a tip ???
Can you use plastic ???
Have you ever been disappointed or she even ?
Do you let her in your car ?
If her minder took your money, car and valuables and beat you to a pulp would you go to the police ? Awkward one that.??
Her minder? They don't usually arrive with a Dennis Waterman-alike in tow...

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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hyphen said:
Looking down the thread, there are lots of members posting with these kinda post numbers.

Anyone in particular whose attention you wanted?

Is this a Wife swapping/swingers honey pot thread smile
Ha no swinging for me thanks.No one in particular just noticed a few who must be on holiday.

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Kermit power said:
Fine! Be like that!

I know when I'm not valued or wanted... cry

Vaud? Do you want a lift too?
No offence intended Kermit.

Vaud

50,620 posts

156 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Kermit power said:
Fine! Be like that!

I know when I'm not valued or wanted... cry

Vaud? Do you want a lift too?
Oh sugar, I've only just realised that I'm north of 20k posts... oops!

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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boyse7en said:
Her minder? They don't usually arrive with a Dennis Waterman-alike in tow...
He's only 5ft 2" anyway, she's six inches taller than him.

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Inigma said:
As opposed to golf he is guaranteed a hole in one, in fact he only needs to play three holes and he is done. So long as he can select a wood he can play.

Do you pay before or after the event ?
Does she switch ???
Do you give her a tip ???
Can you use plastic ???
Have you ever been disappointed or she even ?
Do you let her in your car ?
If her minder took your money, car and valuables and beat you to a pulp would you go to the police ? Awkward one that.??
Always before.
Only outfits sometimes.
Yes but she won't do that,i tried.
I'm not that kinky.
Yes when i've failed to keep the wolf from the door to quote Partridge,but you can just start again with plenty of time.
She has been in my car a few times yes,but no we haven't before you ask,don't want any spillages.
No minder most have drivers,others have come in their own cars.I wouldn't go to the police,i would suck it up i guess.

AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

117 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Vaud said:
Superflow said:
i should have taken up golf or something, it lasts about as long and is cheaper.
On average, the holes are probably cheaper for golf.
Bang on. smile

McVities

354 posts

199 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
i would suck it up i guess.
Isn't she supposed to do that?

Cold

15,253 posts

91 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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McVities said:
Superflow said:
i would suck it up i guess.
Isn't she supposed to do that?
You'd pay extra for CiM.

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Cold said:
You'd pay extra for CiM.
How do you know?

Cold

15,253 posts

91 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
Cold said:
You'd pay extra for CiM.
How do you know?
It's my standard rate.

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Haha I walked right into that one.

AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

117 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Sounds like you are verging on having a 'personal' relationship with someone. Clearly you are paying for this 'friendship'. Does seem odd, not sure why you just would not use of those affair/dating websites TBH.

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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No relationship it is three or four hours monthly,sure we get along,but that is all there is to it.Dating sites no thanks not from the evidence i have witnessed.Although there are escorts working from them also i'm told.

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Have you ever met an escort who upon disrobing is not as pretty as your wife? Or have you even thought about it?

Not trying to do you down with this post, it's just that I can't imagine anyone prettier than my other half, so I guess I would be disappointed with the value for money - hence the question.

Superflow

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1,419 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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SeeFive said:
Have you ever met an escort who upon disrobing is not as pretty as your wife? Or have you even thought about it?

Not trying to do you down with this post, it's just that I can't imagine anyone prettier than my other half, so I guess I would be disappointed with the value for money - hence the question.
It is not just about looks,as mentioned earlier in thread it is the excitement and variety that comes with each encounter.I am not going into details here.My wife is my age so not really a fair comparison to girls in their twenties and thirties.A girl doesn't have to be stunning to give value for money as you put it,though they have all been pretty.