Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

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PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

158 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
It is not just about looks,as mentioned earlier in thread it is the excitement and variety that comes with each encounter.I am not going into details here.My wife is my age so not really a fair comparison to girls in their twenties and thirties.A girl doesn't have to be stunning to give value for money as you put it,though they have all been pretty.
Are ugly ones cheaper?

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
SeeFive said:
Have you ever met an escort who upon disrobing is not as pretty as your wife? Or have you even thought about it?

Not trying to do you down with this post, it's just that I can't imagine anyone prettier than my other half, so I guess I would be disappointed with the value for money - hence the question.
It is not just about looks,as mentioned earlier in thread it is the excitement and variety that comes with each encounter.I am not going into details here.My wife is my age so not really a fair comparison to girls in their twenties and thirties.A girl doesn't have to be stunning to give value for money as you put it,though they have all been pretty.
I get that there is more to it than looks, always the same for me too. No judgement on you here, everybody is different as are their circumstances.

My missus is less than one year younger than me but looks a lot younger than her age. She got asked for ID at the supermarket the other week with her daughter when buying wine causing much hilarity between her and her 26 year old daughter smile

My thought was - apart from issues some have expressed previously which I didn't want to revisit, I kinda think I would be in a "steak at home, burger outside" at caviar prices problem. Just wondered if you had ever experienced that based on what arrived compared to what you thought you had booked.

Boring_Chris

2,348 posts

123 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Dating has to be more expensive than escorts.

Jesus - dating and cars have been the most expensive hobbies I've ever had!

gregs656

10,904 posts

182 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
Neither really.What i didn't expect was to be berated by a load of whiter than white monks.I was hoping for an adult discussion.
If this is the reaction you are getting from strangers on the internet, imagine what the reaction from your wife, kids, parents, friends, colleagues, extended family etc will be.

The long term fall out for your wife and kids when they find out you have been lying to them will not be pleasant to experience.

Still, you can just explain to them how exciting it was to be paying for sex, in different positions no less! They will understand, I'm sure.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
SeeFive said:
Have you ever met an escort who upon disrobing is not as pretty as your wife? Or have you even thought about it?

Not trying to do you down with this post, it's just that I can't imagine anyone prettier than my other half, so I guess I would be disappointed with the value for money - hence the question.
It is not just about looks,as mentioned earlier in thread it is the excitement and variety that comes with each encounter.I am not going into details here.My wife is my age so not really a fair comparison to girls in their twenties and thirties.A girl doesn't have to be stunning to give value for money as you put it,though they have all been pretty.
Surprised you didn't use the word danger? as that is oft mooted as one of the turn on's of illicit encounters.

Also why are you only seeing 1 escort at a time, if you are going to go there, go all in and get 2 girls or three. Surely that would be more fun and wild? Probably less intimate a relationship from your wife's point of view.

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Boring_Chris said:
Dating has to be more expensive than escorts.

Jesus - dating and cars have been the most expensive hobbies I've ever had!
And as has been said, paying for the dates to leave after a number of years is extortionate...

Cost me over a mill including pensions...

At least you get a bit back on the cars smile

Boring_Chris

2,348 posts

123 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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SeeFive said:
Boring_Chris said:
Dating has to be more expensive than escorts.

Jesus - dating and cars have been the most expensive hobbies I've ever had!
And as has been said, paying for the dates to leave after a number of years is extortionate...

Cost me over a mill including pensions...

At least you get a bit back on the cars smile
biggrin

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,399 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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SeeFive said:
I get that there is more to it than looks, always the same for me too. No judgement on you here, everybody is different as are their circumstances.

My missus is less than one year younger than me but looks a lot younger than her age. She got asked for ID at the supermarket the other week with her daughter when buying wine causing much hilarity between her and her 26 year old daughter smile

My thought was - apart from issues some have expressed previously which I didn't want to revisit, I kinda think I would be in a "steak at home, burger outside" at caviar prices problem. Just wondered if you had ever experienced that based on what arrived compared to what you thought you had booked.
Fair enough.You can view photos of the girls online before booking so you kind of know what you are getting.

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,399 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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hyphen said:
Surprised you didn't use the word danger? as that is oft mooted as one of the turn on's of illicit encounters.

Also why are you only seeing 1 escort at a time, if you are going to go there, go all in and get 2 girls or three. Surely that would be more fun and wild? Probably less intimate a relationship from your wife's point of view.
You must be joking and have three of them all at the wine,would cost me a fortune,they don't do two for one's you know.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
hyphen said:
Surprised you didn't use the word danger? as that is oft mooted as one of the turn on's of illicit encounters.

Also why are you only seeing 1 escort at a time, if you are going to go there, go all in and get 2 girls or three. Surely that would be more fun and wild? Probably less intimate a relationship from your wife's point of view.
You must be joking and have three of them all at the wine,would cost me a fortune,they don't do two for one's you know.
I think you will find that they do 2 for 1's.


Just pop down the supermarket wine aisle...

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Superflow said:
Fair enough.You can view photos of the girls online before booking so you kind of know what you are getting.
Linky? On the basis that the first one to correctly guess your lady of choice wins the Internet wink

Come on. Be a sport. It's a PH competition time!!! smile

only kidding


Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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gregs656 said:
Superflow said:
Neither really.What i didn't expect was to be berated by a load of whiter than white monks.I was hoping for an adult discussion.
If this is the reaction you are getting from strangers on the internet, imagine what the reaction from your wife, kids, parents, friends, colleagues, extended family etc will be.

The long term fall out for your wife and kids when they find out you have been lying to them will not be pleasant to experience.

Still, you can just explain to them how exciting it was to be paying for sex, in different positions no less! They will understand, I'm sure.
The discussion on the thread has been perfectly adult OP.

You were just hoping that somehow the discussion would be morally detached....which given the subject matter is impossible. I am still not sure what you hoped for out of this/thought you were going to get out of it.

An adult discussion, but somehow without moralistic content - despite the moral implication inevitably being the dominant feature.

Maybe a thorough scientific analysis of their tits - or whether hold ups or a suspender belt provides a better sense of value?

I honestly don't know what you thought would happen, unless you hoped for internet high fives....

10penceparalyzed

229 posts

125 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Morals and Hookers - where the fun stops and the party starts!

Now I've never been with a Hooker, but I knew one, I used to live in a block of flats, infact I was there for 3 years and she was there for the entire time I lived there, she rented the flat above me as her "office" her hours were 10 - 6 monday to friday, over the time we had some amsuingly candid conversations,

she was a nice person, just the average person you would meet day to day, nothing stood out, at no point would you of looked at her and thought Look "HOOKER ALERT", she used to work at a local dog shelter on a voluntary basis aswell.

One day I asked what she charged, she never told me but she said more than a girl with no education stacking shelves in a supermarket could make. she had her working hours 10 - 6 I reckon somedays she would have 4 - 6 "clients" she used to go away for a couple of months in the year, so with a bit of really really rough man maths say £150 per person with a average of 4 people a day over 5 days for 10 months £120 K cash ?!?!?! ok this may be out but there is that earning potenial there.

I remember her saying to me "to be a good working girl you need to be able walk into a pub and be able to say yep I can shag every bloke in this pub", personally fair play to her she clearly made good money from it, and too my knowledge didn't have a pimp.

As for the moral issue of cheating on a wife or girlfriend if sex isn't on offer at home something will always give IMO, that's life!. wes have been whoring since we have lived in caves, I can't ever see that market going away either.

As for the OP whatever floats your boat, its all good until something bad happens.... like taking a a STI home to your wife smile if that happens let us know how that goes!!! smile



SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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With 2 young kids, most of it.

I got out of one, no kids and managed to negotiate it down from "everything" to a 42/58% split of a big property equity in her favour to meet her "housing needs" plus half my pension. And that was without the potential stigma that a lifestyle choice such as the OPs could influence the decision of a grey haired female schoolmaam judge.

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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SeeFive said:
And that was without the potential stigma that a lifestyle choice such as the OPs could influence the decision of a grey haired female schoolmaam judge.
Courts aren't interested in who's to blame or why.

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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SeeFive said:
Cost me over a mill including pensions...
Most PH quote ever? rofl

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Ari said:
SeeFive said:
Cost me over a mill including pensions...
Most PH quote ever? rofl
Not something I would be boasting about wink

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,399 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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SeeFive said:
Linky? On the basis that the first one to correctly guess your lady of choice wins the Internet wink

Come on. Be a sport. It's a PH competition time!!! smile

only kidding
Tempting - but i'm going to pass on it.

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,399 posts

133 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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10penceparalyzed said:
Morals and Hookers - where the fun stops and the party starts!

Now I've never been with a Hooker, but I knew one, I used to live in a block of flats, infact I was there for 3 years and she was there for the entire time I lived there, she rented the flat above me as her "office" her hours were 10 - 6 monday to friday, over the time we had some amsuingly candid conversations,

she was a nice person, just the average person you would meet day to day, nothing stood out, at no point would you of looked at her and thought Look "HOOKER ALERT", she used to work at a local dog shelter on a voluntary basis aswell.

One day I asked what she charged, she never told me but she said more than a girl with no education stacking shelves in a supermarket could make. she had her working hours 10 - 6 I reckon somedays she would have 4 - 6 "clients" she used to go away for a couple of months in the year, so with a bit of really really rough man maths say £150 per person with a average of 4 people a day over 5 days for 10 months £120 K cash ?!?!?! ok this may be out but there is that earning potenial there.

I remember her saying to me "to be a good working girl you need to be able walk into a pub and be able to say yep I can shag every bloke in this pub", personally fair play to her she clearly made good money from it, and too my knowledge didn't have a pimp.

As for the moral issue of cheating on a wife or girlfriend if sex isn't on offer at home something will always give IMO, that's life!. wes have been whoring since we have lived in caves, I can't ever see that market going away either.

As for the OP whatever floats your boat, its all good until something bad happens.... like taking a a STI home to your wife smile if that happens let us know how that goes!!! smile


Fair comment.

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Monkeylegend said:
Ari said:
SeeFive said:
Cost me over a mill including pensions...
Most PH quote ever? rofl
Not something I would be boasting about wink
"Boasting"? You are having a larf. I have a short time to rebuild before retirement so there is no reason to boast here. Just a fact. We got into houses early so there was a lot of equity and considerable pensions on my side.

Not a boast, just a statement of how it can go.