Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

Remember the 'escorts' thread? Confession time.

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Roofless Toothless

5,680 posts

133 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Mr Pointy said:
OP, are you sure you are dumb enough to want to leave this post up? Between the sad bds who like causing problems & the Mumsnet brigade it's quite possible someone will out you to your wife just for kicks.

Maybe you are thinking about ending your marriage but at least do it in a controlled way at a time of your choosing & don't end up finding your clothes in bin bags on the drive when you get home. If you think life is bad now, it's nothing compared to how it will be if that happens.
I'd doubt she'd go as far as the bin bags, actually.

Let's see, inherits father's business, and suddenly has enough cash for expensive escorts, perhaps paid for by a little cream off the top, nobody else has to know? I think that the OP might have HMRC as well as the wife to look out for.

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

94 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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can't remember said:
rsbmw said:
Deserves what he gets, and going by his "I bought a C63" thread, it's his car.
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=1435007&mid=400718

Bit of a leap eh? This place is full of bulstters with pictures of daddy's car especially at this time of year.
That thread is three years old, are you insinuating that the OP couldn't have amassed the financial ability to buy a C63 in that time? Or that he had the ability back then but chose not to for some reason? Do you have any facts to back up your claims?

Aye, this place is full of bullstters, folk like you who are as thick as mince yes

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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FN2TypeR said:
That thread is three years old, are you insinuating that the OP couldn't have amassed the financial ability to buy a C63 in that time? Or that he had the ability back then but chose not to for some reason? Do you have any facts to back up your claims?

Aye, this place is full of bullstters, folk like you who are as thick as mince yes
This. What a strange conclusion the fellow has come to.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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The Spruce goose said:
i ive not had it for a while but wouldn't pay for it. there are loads of free options out there.
What, what? Free options? Tell us more.

LordHaveMurci

12,045 posts

170 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Dr Jekyll said:
The Spruce goose said:
i ive not had it for a while but wouldn't pay for it. there are loads of free options out there.
What, what? Free options? Tell us more.
You know, all those ads that pop up when you're viewing pron, 'local Moms want f***ing' etc etc

TheLuke

2,218 posts

142 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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I spent some time with an escort once, all said and one I dont think it was worth it, I was left feeling tired and used. You tell yourself your doing it for the pleasure, but are you? It was cheap enough so I thought why not and it ended up being more trouble than it was worth.

All it needed was a gearbox.

can't remember

1,078 posts

129 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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FN2TypeR said:
can't remember said:
rsbmw said:
Deserves what he gets, and going by his "I bought a C63" thread, it's his car.
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=1435007&mid=400718

Bit of a leap eh? This place is full of bulstters with pictures of daddy's car especially at this time of year.
That thread is three years old, are you insinuating that the OP couldn't have amassed the financial ability to buy a C63 in that time? Or that he had the ability back then but chose not to for some reason? Do you have any facts to back up your claims?

Aye, this place is full of bullstters, folk like you who are as thick as mince yes
In three years a 40+ year old (internet entrepreneur according to his profile) went from leasing a golf to buying a C63. Nothing In between . Ah, but he inherited daddy's business in between. Okay.

My original point was the number plate faux pas was the act of an idiot or a bullstter, thanks for clearing up which it was.

J4CKO

41,641 posts

201 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Whats wrong with ten minutes on one of the many internet sites I am reliably informed contain revealing imagery of ladies in various stages of undress ?


Vaud

50,617 posts

156 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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can't remember said:
In three years a 40+ year old (internet entrepreneur according to his profile) went from leasing a golf to buying a C63. Nothing In between . Ah, but he inherited daddy's business in between. Okay.
A used 2014 C63 for £31k. Entirely believable.

paul789

3,702 posts

105 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Eric Mc said:
I've always fancied giving an Escort a go - preferably a rally prepped Mk1 -



This is a car fan forum after all.
I'd love to stretch to an escort. The best I can hope for is a worn out, sticky old Fiesta.

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

170 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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J4CKO said:
Whats wrong with ten minutes on one of the many internet sites I am reliably informed contain revealing imagery of ladies in various stages of undress ?


She's going to try and stop that soon frown

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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the thing is the op's image of escort is almost like someone has made it up. You know independent women living the jet set lifestyle, whilst studying for a professional career. Nothing like the reality of sex trafficked eastern European women pimped out by gangsters.

reminded me of That Mitchell and Webb look - My Shags As A we

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MVdUs4XQBI



Edited by The Spruce goose on Monday 24th July 15:13

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Vaud said:
can't remember said:
In three years a 40+ year old (internet entrepreneur according to his profile) went from leasing a golf to buying a C63. Nothing In between . Ah, but he inherited daddy's business in between. Okay.
A used 2014 C63 for £31k. Entirely believable.
:yes;

I'm thinking of swapping £3kish worth (if lucky) of 9 year old Golf for a V8V or an R8. I doubt either will cost me "only" £31k.

bristolracer

5,546 posts

150 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Mr Pointy said:
OP, are you sure you are dumb enough to want to leave this post up? Between the sad bds who like causing problems & the Mumsnet brigade it's quite possible someone will out you to your wife just for kicks.

Maybe you are thinking about ending your marriage but at least do it in a controlled way at a time of your choosing & don't end up finding your clothes in bin bags on the drive when you get home. If you think life is bad now, it's nothing compared to how it will be if that happens.
He is indulging in self destructive behaviour.
Firstly by using the escorts
Secondly by posting about it on a forum
He will keep doing this until he is caught

He should go and seek some help.

The OP may have some history of abuse or PTSD or something which is causing low self esteem and destructive behaviour.

or

He is a censored

MrBrightSi

2,912 posts

171 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Have a mate who uses escorts, horses for courses.

I echo the thoughts of a few on here, would rather not pay, it's soulless ect ect.

In my own opinion, when i have to pay for sex because i can't get it for free i'm done with sex. Not as chunky as my profile pic anymore, but still a face for radio and before my current partner enjoyed the whole internet dating/hook up thing and never seemed to be short of the company of a woman week-week, it all feels a little shallow and an ego-crutch now going through some data entry style job to hook up with random women.

The best solution is to get rid of the venom solo and see if you still want to fork out hard earned pennies for something that a chunky ogrish guy like me never struggled to get for free.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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MrBrightSi said:
Have a mate who uses escorts, horses for courses.
I had to read that twice; the first time conjured up some very questionable imagery.

Superflow

Original Poster:

1,419 posts

133 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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I think you miss the point,it's not because I struggle it's because they are quick ,easy and very convenient,as mentioned I have neither the time nor the inclination for a relationship.I think your idea of a hot women may differ from mine having seen the tinder et al brigade on a friends phone.

Dakkon

7,826 posts

254 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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B reg 1.3L for me back in the day, traded it in for a Sierra

FrankAbagnale

1,702 posts

113 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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I have heard the saying more than once that you don't pay an escort to stay, you pay them to leave.

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

104 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Superflow said:
I think you miss the point,it's not because I struggle it's because they are quick ,easy and very convenient,as mentioned I have neither the time nor the inclination for a relationship.I think your idea of a hot women may differ from mine having seen the tinder et al brigade on a friends phone.
'Friend' hehe