Teaspoon Thief

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Roofless Toothless

5,700 posts

133 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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FAKE NEWS! There are some very fine people and teaspoons on both sides. The teaspoons - without a permit - charged into the pockets of the office staff. You know this.

daddy cool

4,003 posts

230 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Does Uri Geller work in your office?

Silverbullet767

10,715 posts

207 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Smiler.

11,752 posts

231 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Who_Goes_Blue said:
Our office has a teaspoon thief! 50 of things were bought for the office kitchen less than a month ago, now we have 4.

So fellow pistonheadians I need your ideas on how to oust, shame and humiliate said thief and stop their dirty thieving ways.
Well that will just stir up trouble.

Who_Goes_Blue

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1,099 posts

172 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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daddy cool said:
Does Uri Geller work in your office?
That notion has been suggested - if we find a pile of spoon heads we`ll have proof!

Who_Goes_Blue

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1,099 posts

172 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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eldar said:
Some eminent scientists worked on the half life of teaspoons....

http://www.bmj.com/content/331/7531/1498
Sad, very sad that someone bothered to do that - but what would science be without whimsy

LordGrover

33,552 posts

213 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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We have teaspoon and fork amnesties.
An email is sent advising that any errant cutlery may be returned to the kitchen or canteen without comment.

It's quite amazing how many keep them in their drawers FFS. Unwashed.

joshleb

1,544 posts

145 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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I don't really get how teaspoons end up taken by mistake.
I normally use a teaspoon for tea, or for eating a yoghurt or something, and they're in disposable packaging anyway.

Forks on the otherhand, I am guilty of taking those home. Grab one from the canteen, go and eat your homemade lunch and then they both end up home together.

55palfers

5,916 posts

165 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Perhaps you have some particularly collectable spoons?

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

If you have read all 35 pages of this thread, you will understand that it becomes an addiction and adherents are quite unable to control their urges should a rare or interesting spoon present itself.



grumpy52

5,601 posts

167 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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I have this problem at home and I live alone !
I have concluded that they do a seasonal migration as just as I think about buying more they all re -appear.

Biggles delivers the goods

90 posts

93 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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We have the same problem in my office, it is over several floors and the cleaner always collects all the mugs etc and cleans them on one floor, never the same floor mind you.l It's then the morning rush up and down the stairs to find where all the mugs and spoons are, less you be left with the old rusty one.

ambuletz

10,771 posts

182 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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I'm so glad you don't need to stir water. I don't drink tea or coffee so this is never a problem for me.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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They'll be in the drawers of fat women who think they rule the office and that their diet trumps all others. Usually the ones with an entire shelf of food in the fridge too.

768

13,741 posts

97 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Screws with my OCD when my wife brings home slightly different cutlery from work.

Maybe someone's selling them on ebay. smile

shakotan

10,715 posts

197 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Could you set up a teaspoon amnesty?

A certain number require returning or else there will be no more spoon provision?

sunbeam alpine

6,952 posts

189 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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OpulentBob said:
They'll be in the drawers of fat women......
I read that in a way you probably didn't intend, and now have an image in my head that's making me feel more than a bit queasy.

Max5476

989 posts

115 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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We always get a company wide biannual cutley amnesty email from the canteen, with a threat that they will be forced to replace the meal service with a finger buffet if not returned.

If it's like me and pens, I regularly bring a large collection of biros back into work. I tend them to put them in my pocket during the day, and take them out at home before going to bed, building up a small collection in the process.

alorotom

11,958 posts

188 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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768 said:
Screws with my OCD when my wife brings home slightly different cutlery from work.

Maybe someone's selling them on ebay. smile
I have the same with hospital, hotel and restaurant cutlery ... more to do with how many mouths the fork has been in ... ewwww

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Silverbullet767 said:
Fork off...

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Thursday 17th August 2017
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Long Drax said:
A similar thing occurred in my office about three years ago. I fired all the coffee drinkers. No teaspoon has been stolen since that time. Instant Coffee drinkers are kleptomaniacs by nature. Get rid of them and, your precious teaspoons will be safe.
I'm surprised that Instant coffee drinkers were employable in the first place.