Naughtiest things you did as a child

[Jonmx]

Ah I was just reminded of our little pranks on the last day of school aged 18. Superglued the deputy head's door lock, chained the gates shut, parked all our cars on the quad and put fairy liquid in every toilet cistern in the school. We also decorated the 6th form common room with pornography, moved cricket screens into places they could barely be removed and placed a several hundred year old statue in the middle of the playing fields. Getting a group bking from an irate deputy headmaster with soggy trouser bottoms was quite the experience.
It set a bit of a precedent that a group a couple of years below us tried to beat. Their effort made the Daily Fail. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-460981/The...

[K50 DEL]

Wiccan of Darkness said:

I suspect the pinnacle of achievement was in design and technology. The brief was to design some apparatus for 'play time', with various buzzwords of "fun" and "pleasure" dotted around the page with pictures of swings, roundabouts and skateboards. Inevitably, the whole class designed aforementioned monkey bars, swings, roundabouts and Sega mega drives. I, on the other hand, designed a medieval style racking machine with posterior trap door, hinged for easy rotation to facilitate botty spanking. In my defence, it fulfilled the design brief but getting a right royal bking from Mr Hardie about appropriate design whilst he was evidently trying to suppress rapturous laughter was a highlight. Particularly when he said it had no redeeming design features, to which I disagreed and pointed out the integrated botty spanking paddles, which I had also designed. I'm still at a loss as to why that comment pushed him over the edge but that was the first time I had seen a grown man cry with laughter. Perhaps it was the way I so calmly and innocently added that the 'ergonomic design of the handles of the spanking paddles also fulfilled the educational attainment requirement stipulated in the syllabus'. I can't remember precisely, I was about 14 and had just designed a lean mean sex machine.....

Well there's another one here, made me cry in the office that did lol

[Mr Gearchange]

gtidriver said:

Mr Gearchange said:

Unauthorised bridge demolition.

This needs more information, you cant just leave it like that..

Not quite as dramatic as it may have sounded at first - but it did cause quite a hullabaloo locally.

There was a footpath that connected our small village with the neighbouring town on which a old concrete bridge crossed a stream
One night 14 YO me and some mates were hanging around on the bridge when I noticed a small hole at the edge. I stamped around it and bits of bridge started falling into the river.
This was obviously a red-rag to a bored teenager and my friends and I opined whether you could kick a concrete bridge to pieces, the general consensus was no.
Half an hours stomping on the weak portion gave us a fairly significant - 2 foot wide hole so progress was being made.
Three of us hanging onto the handrail and jumping up and down saw bigger and bigger lumps of bridge fall into the water below.
All of a sudden there was this horrible sound and we legged it to safety just before the entire structure just crumbled and fell into the stream leaving a 20ft chasm and several tonnes of rubble.

Anyway we gave it legs before anyone came to investing the enormous noise and the next day the whole footpath was taped off by the council.
The main problem being that the path provided a fairly significant shortcut - now anyone walking to town had an additional half a mile added to their journey. People were really pissed off.
It made the local paper - word got round school that I was responsible, some of the kids were trying to blackmail me not to go the the police. I just maintained the line that I knew nothing of it.

Not my proudest moment, I cringe when I look back on it. On the other hand, it was going to collapse at some point anyway, better at the hands of me and my cohorts than when some disabled, pensioner war hero was travelling over it in their wheelchair - or something.