Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

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Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Chunkymonkey_71 said:
*Shuffles in.

I was trying to get here in time for the bacon roll trolley, but it took me 2 hours to get these bloody socks on.

Have I missed the clotted cream scone trolley? I'm starving.
Sorry chap, we're well behind here this morning. My cough's not helping, now the dispersal area's full of bloody sheep grumpy

Battert completely misunderstood what I'd asked him to do.

DickyC

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49,749 posts

198 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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As if there's a Clotted Cream Trolley! Pah! It does all sorts of cream not just clotted. Single, Double, Whipping, that artificial stuff for the lactose intolerant. All sorts

I'm fairly certain.

Bobberoo99

38,625 posts

98 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Don't worry Chunks I believe the clotted cream and scones trolley is due at 1.45 so a bit of a wait I'm afraid!!!
I think you'll find that Battert has organised a protest via the sheep to show how bad the congestion is around here now!!!
ION it turns out that Gleneagles Village isn't a village at all!!!! grumpy
And you're right we passed through Kinell on the way!!!!!

DickyC

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49,749 posts

198 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Sorry chap, we're well behind here this morning. My cough's not helping, now the dispersal area's full of bloody sheep grumpy

Battert completely misunderstood what I'd asked him to do.
This Dispersal Area conundrum is exhausting. I see you've got the cough and I've got the sore throat but I don't recognise the name of the chap with the runny nose. We need to resolve these issues earlier. It all looks so unprofessional.

DickyC

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49,749 posts

198 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Can today get any worse?

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Oh dear, that's torn it.

Following the arrival of the Emergency Shepherd Team, the sheep are now being moved to a temporary holding area behind the Small Barn.

Lunch trolleys should be out by 13.30. The Pizza (various toppings, no olives) has taken a nasty hit from an excited Ram though. It's a bit of a mess frankly.

DickyC

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49,749 posts

198 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Who's off today? The Red Trollies Display Team have just swept past in Missing Man Formation.

Oh, bloody hell! They've gone for a full roll by the Kitchen Garden. What were they thinking?

All hands to the Kitchen Door pronto. Bring paper towel.

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Oh dear, that's torn it.

Following the arrival of the Emergency Shepherd Team, the sheep are now being moved to a temporary holding area behind the Small Barn.

Lunch trolleys should be out by 13.30. The Pizza (various toppings, no olives) has taken a nasty hit from an excited Ram though. It's a bit of a mess frankly.


Blimey!!

Something going to plan @ TT, whatever next?

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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It's certainly all happening out there at the mo.

I think The Lake looks lovely at this time of year BTW.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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DickyC said:
Who's off today? The Red Trollies Display Team have just swept past in Missing Man Formation.
Mrs Parsnip from the W.I. Close Support Team has the day off today, she's having an endoscopy.

I hope they've given the probe a good clean.

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Bugger this, the Benylin's not working at at all. I'm putting the Absinthe boiler on and getting the blanket out.

Bobberoo99

38,625 posts

98 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Bugger this, the Benylin's not working at at all. I'm putting the Absinthe boiler on and getting the blanket out.
Dr Bobbers recommends a Lemsip (original) with a LARGE whisky and spoonful of honey, always works for me!!
ION Tullibardine visit a gear sucess, fantastic guide, lots of sampling and a couple of purchases!!! smile

And for those of you with deep pockets I give you..... ..........

Bomma220

14,495 posts

125 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Thanks chap, I'll try some of that.

HAAAAACK. Oh dear, please excuse me. HAAAAAACK.

Bobberoo99

38,625 posts

98 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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You are aware we can hear you HHHAAAAAACCKKKING all the way up here in Scottishforeignland aren't you!?!?!?

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Thanks chap, I'll try some of that.

HAAAAACK. Oh dear, please excuse me. HAAAAAACK.
Bloody hell. You sound good.



Looks like this arrived for me just in time!

coopedup

3,741 posts

139 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Half way down page 2?!!!

Bobberoo99

38,625 posts

98 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Morning chaps wavey having a quiet easy day today, off to a Baxters farm shop thingy, Mrs Bobbers is very fond of a tin of soup, then a pointless meander through some countryside to find somewhere for lunch!!
How are Bomma and Dicky this morning, still suffering from the diseases????

DickyC

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49,749 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
How are Bomma and Dicky this morning, still suffering from the diseases????
This is either Bomma's picture of me or mine of him. They're very similar.


Chunkymonkey_71

13,015 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
How are Bomma and Dicky this morning, still suffering from the diseases????
This is either Bomma's picture of me or mine of him. They're very similar.

Uncle Dicky in 'pot smoking' shocker!

DickyC

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49,749 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Chunkymonkey_71 said:
Uncle Dicky in 'pot smoking' shocker!
It was Uncle Dicky, in the scullery with the kitchen utensil.
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