Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

Where's everybody gone?

I think I'm in the Deptford sewage treatment works all I remember is a big bang and then it all went black.

There's a strange bloke here who smells of perfume who's just given me a fiver and walked off.

Why is my backside sore?

Are you sure you're not in the small barn? Can you see an old tractor?

[Bobberoo99]

V6Pushfit said:

Where's everybody gone?

I think I'm in the Deptford sewage treatment works all I remember is a big bang and then it all went black.

There's a strange bloke here who smells of perfume who's just given me a fiver and walked off.

Why is my backside sore?

[anonymous-user]

Bomma220 said:

Are you sure you're not in the small barn? Can you see an old tractor?

It's falling into place now.....oh dear

Can you please send in an airstrike to put me out of my misery.

It there a trolley with some pile ointment?

[Bomma220]

V6Pushfit said:

It's falling into place now.....oh dear

Can you please send in an airstrike to put me out of my misery.

It there a trolley with some pile ointment?

Try to remain calm chap, the Medical Trolley has been despatched. Prep.H is on board, as is the 185/70 x 14 inner tube.

[DickyC]

The Great TT Inaugural Trolley Race 2017 Ends in Disarray, Disharmony and Disaster.

Good work all round, chaps. Same again next year?

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

The Great TT Inaugural Trolley Race 2017 Ends in Disarray, Disharmony and Disaster.

Good work all round, chaps. Same again next year?

Can't see why not. It's been emotional...

[DickyC]

Last night I dreamed I had found the mythical missing verse to Chuck Berry's Memphis Tennessee but when the world's musical great and good had been assembled to hear it I was forced to agree it sounded very like one of the early verses. Yes, there it was, a repeated verse and not a new verse. I felt such a foo-ell. I had sang it to them myself, too. No nerves or anything despite the distinguished audience.

What a coup that would have been.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Last night I dreamed I had found the mythical missing verse to Chuck Berry's Memphis Tennessee but when the world's musical great and good had been assembled to hear it I was forced to agree it sounded very like one of the early verses. Yes, there it was, a repeated verse and not a new verse. I felt such a foo-ell. I had sang it to them myself, too. No nerves or anything despite the distinguished audience.

What a coup that would have been.

Did you drink a lot of red wine and consume a large amount of cheese before bed last night?? Hhhmmmmm did you?
ION I have managed to drag the custard creams trolley back into the hangar for Bomma to straighten the cross brace, that should straighten the front wheels enough to render it useable for the early morning tea and biccy run at around 8.45!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Did you drink a lot of red wine and consume a large amount of cheese before bed last night?? Hhhmmmmm did you?

Emphatically no. The Cheese and Wine Trolley was still in the Parc Fermé pending the outcome of Team Garibaldi's challenge.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Did you drink a lot of red wine and consume a large amount of cheese before bed last night?? Hhhmmmmm did you?

Emphatically no. The Cheese and Wine Trolley was still in the Parc Fermé pending the outcome of Team Garibaldi's challenge.

[Bomma220]

Not a hope with the Custard Cream Trolley at the moment I'm afraid.

It's not just the cross brace that's bent, the offside chassis leg has copped a good whack too.

If anyone's desperate for a CC we'll have to load them up onto something else.

[sc0tt]

Worst monday ever.

Asked for a sausages in a white bap. Got to my desk and it is in a wholemeal bap.

Ate a bit of said bap, smashed a tooth.

Brilliant.

[DickyC]

sc0tt said:

Worst monday ever.

Asked for a sausages in a white bap. Got to my desk and it is in a wholemeal bap.

Ate a bit of said bap, smashed a tooth.

Brilliant.

Do you want us to unleash our legal department on them? Say the word and we'll get them out of the pub or bookies or wherever they are.

[Bobberoo99]

Elevenses trolley's just left here should be around your way soon!!! Was trailing some bits of panel behind it, probably left over from the weekends racing!!

[DRFC1879]

Jim AK said:

Am also rather concerned to note somebody entered the race purporting to be me!! I spent the weekend in Taunton.

I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that fking pelican.

[DickyC]

Has the beef and horseradish on wholemeal trolley been yet or have I missed it?

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

Has the beef and horseradish on wholemeal trolley been yet or have I missed it?

On its way, should be passing through the orangery about now. Probably be best to keep scOtt away from the wholemeal though, don't want any more injuries after yesterday's carnage.

[DickyC]

A letter from the hospital has alerted me to a misunderstanding on my part. It turns out Colonoscopi is spelt with a Y and is not a Rare Breeds pasta as previously believed.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

A letter from the hospital has alerted me to a misunderstanding on my part. It turns out Colonoscopi is spelt with a Y and is not a Rare Breeds pasta as previously believed.

Oh that is disappointing, I was so looking forward to a nice bowl of Colonoscopi with a tasty marinara sauce and side order of garlic ciabbata, all washed down with a pleasant bottle of Penis Gringo!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Where is everyone
I'm sat here watching Australia V8 Super Cars highlights and enjoying a rather nice Rioja!!