Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Bobberoo99]

Jim AK said:

Bobberoo99 said:

No matter what it's always our fault, shirely you have come to expect that by now!?!?!?
I am also sure you are correct in your assessment of that fing Pelican's future plans for some poor unsuspecting soul!!

Damage limitation chap.

Obviously this is not possible where that fking Pelican is concerned.

If I was a courier with a delivery to TT on board today id be afraid...... Very afraid!

True, there's no such thing as "Damage Limitation" with Penrose, it's all savagery slathering and violence, or, well nowt!!!
Sorry your jury service was rubbish Nik, I take it they refused to hang, draw and quarter the guilty part!?!?!?

[anonymous-user]

Nik da Greek said:

Finished jury service.

It was... unpleasant

Did the judge put on a black cap at the end of it?

[Nik da Greek]

V6Pushfit said:

Nik da Greek said:

Finished jury service.

It was... unpleasant

Did the judge put on a black cap at the end of it?

Disappointingly, at neither of "my" trials was I present for sentencing. Certainly in the second one I hope a suitably punitive sentence was passed

[Chunkymonkey_71]

It's great to see this volume progressing so quickly!

Just like the old days!

[Bomma220]

Lunch trolleys ready to go. Hot Dog Special on today, although it's the LSV (Low Speed Variant).

There's a butane warmer underneath, so mind your fingers.

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma220 said:

Lunch trolleys ready to go. Hot Dog Special on today, although it's the LSV (Low Speed Variant).

There's a butane warmer underneath, so mind your fingers.

This butane heater, wouldn't be afterburner shaped would it by any chance!?!?!?

[Bomma220]

Bobberoo99 said:

This butane heater, wouldn't be afterburner shaped would it by any chance!?!?!?

Good Lord no, can't afford to have another bugger in the hedge.

Have you completed all of your pre journey checks yet? I only ask as there's a carton of Kendal Mint Cake down here if it's any use to you.

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma220 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

This butane heater, wouldn't be afterburner shaped would it by any chance!?!?!?

Good Lord no, can't afford to have another bugger in the hedge.

Have you completed all of your pre journey checks yet? I only ask as there's a carton of Kendal Mint Cake down here if it's any use to you.

superb, I shall pop along in due course to collect that, wifey likes to have something to suck on while she drives......................................

[Bomma220]

Bobberoo99 said:

superb, I shall pop along in due course to collect that, wifey likes to have something to suck on while she drives......................................

Up to you old chap, I thought it might be best to keep it until you reach the Hilton Park service area and get the tent up.

[Nik da Greek]

I have managed to get a blob of black POR15 on my forehead whilst painting a wiper linkage and didn't notice till after it had dried I now have to wait for the skin to grow through before it goes

[Bomma220]

Special Curry Trolley on tonight if anyone would like some. Lamb Naga, rice and Naan.

The Trolley will be towed to the Refectory by the Fordson, which I'm pleased to report has been restored to full running order following its recent mishaps.

Battert will bring the Poppadom (with mango and mint dip) starters at around 19.30. He'll be pushing the trolley though, I'm not letting him near the Fordson again.

Man's a bloody lunatic.

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma220 said:

Special Curry Trolley on tonight if anyone would like some. Lamb Naga, rice and Naan.

The Trolley will be towed to the Refectory by the Fordson, which I'm pleased to report has been restored to full running order following its recent mishaps.

Battert will bring the Poppadom (with mango and mint dip) starters at around 19.30. He'll be pushing the trolley though, I'm not letting him near the Fordson again.

Man's a bloody lunatic.

As if by magic we are having a curry, ours is chicken tikka masala, chicken jalfrezi, onion bahjii's and naan bread NOM!!! Mrs Bobbers has checked and re-checked the packing and is satisfied we have everything INCLUDING a kitchen sink!!!!

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey_71 said:

It's great to see this volume progressing so quickly!

Just like the old days!

Chunks! Honoured to feel you amongst us.

Will we ever get back to a volume a month?

[DickyC]

No two road accidents are exactly the same. Indeed, some are really different. Just after lunch I had to do some unusually energetic braking and the top of my banana fell off.

Yes, I know I shouldn't have been eating a peeled banana while driving but I assure you it did not contribute to the incident. I can only assume there was a cross-fruit fault but I won't be taking it back.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

No two road accidents are exactly the same. Indeed, some are really different. Just after lunch I had to do some unusually energetic braking and the top of my banana fell off.

Yes, I know I shouldn't have been eating a peeled banana while driving but I assure you it did not contribute to the incident. I can only assume there was a cross-fruit fault but I won't be taking it back.

oh dear I do hope you didn't lose it in the car they make an awful mess once ground in!!! Chunks my friend great to see you back at TT old chap!!

[coopedup]

Bomma220 said:

Special Curry Trolley on tonight if anyone would like some. Lamb Naga, rice and Naan.

The Trolley will be towed to the Refectory by the Fordson, which I'm pleased to report has been restored to full running order following its recent mishaps.

Battert will bring the Poppadom (with mango and mint dip) starters at around 19.30. He'll be pushing the trolley though, I'm not letting him near the Fordson again.

Man's a bloody lunatic.

Please Sir can I exchange my Lamb Naga for something hotter?

[Bomma220]

Blimey, that curry was hot. There's an Emergency Relief Trolley on its way for anyone affected.

[Bomma220]

coopedup said:

Please Sir can I exchange my Lamb Naga for something hotter?

Hotter? Good God man, have you taken leave of your senses? There's four people lying crippled on the floor here.

[coopedup]

Bomma220 said:

Blimey, that curry was hot. There's an Emergency Relief Trolley on its way for anyone affected.

Has it got any hot towels?

[coopedup]

Bomma220 said:

Hotter? Good God man, have you taken leave of your senses? There's four people lying crippled on the floor here.

Bunch of bloody lightweights, pop a Dorset Naga on top to test the men from the boys.