Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)
Discussion
Bomma220 said:
I've just been admonished for scoffing the Lemon Drizzle cake.
Nobody told me it was four days' supply.
Four days? Would have been as dry as a nun's wotsit.
MMMMMMM wotsits i like wotsits, but i fear they're not the ones you're talking about are they!?!? Nobody told me it was four days' supply.
Four days? Would have been as dry as a nun's wotsit.
And who on earth makes lemon drizzle cake last 4 days come on that's a two sitting at best!!!!!!
Ahhhhh
Back from a barbecue. Snaffled six sausages.
What's all this about Cromer then eh? News stories desperately saying it was coincidental that some travellers moved into town whilst avoiding the P word.
I tell you what's coincidental - my right boot connecting with a travellers left gonad in 1987. See - pure chance - as I was aiming for the right one.
It's all bewilderment here you know.
Back from a barbecue. Snaffled six sausages.
What's all this about Cromer then eh? News stories desperately saying it was coincidental that some travellers moved into town whilst avoiding the P word.
I tell you what's coincidental - my right boot connecting with a travellers left gonad in 1987. See - pure chance - as I was aiming for the right one.
It's all bewilderment here you know.
I've just had another sausage if that helps.
A Series tappers in the dark? It should be the yardstick by which we all are judged.
My niece had to put on and take off a condom on a plastic penis in the dark as part of a school lesson last year. Yes actually. It's part of secondary education apparently.
I'm wondering where the teacher was during this exercise - was he by the light switch? I doubt it.
A Series tappers in the dark? It should be the yardstick by which we all are judged.
My niece had to put on and take off a condom on a plastic penis in the dark as part of a school lesson last year. Yes actually. It's part of secondary education apparently.
I'm wondering where the teacher was during this exercise - was he by the light switch? I doubt it.
V6Pushfit said:
Ahhhhh
Back from a barbecue. Snaffled six sausages.
What's all this about Cromer then eh? News stories desperately saying it was coincidental that some travellers moved into town whilst avoiding the P word.
I tell you what's coincidental - my right boot connecting with a travellers left gonad in 1987. See - pure chance - as I was aiming for the right one.
It's all bewilderment here you know.
The old 'six sausage snaffle' eh? Good stuff. Shame you missed that woman popping over from the Council thread, I'm sure she'd have been interested.Back from a barbecue. Snaffled six sausages.
What's all this about Cromer then eh? News stories desperately saying it was coincidental that some travellers moved into town whilst avoiding the P word.
I tell you what's coincidental - my right boot connecting with a travellers left gonad in 1987. See - pure chance - as I was aiming for the right one.
It's all bewilderment here you know.
Did we have 'travellers' as far back as 1987? I thought they were just known as f
king s back then?Bomma220 said:
V6Pushfit said:
Ahhhhh
Back from a barbecue. Snaffled six sausages.
What's all this about Cromer then eh? News stories desperately saying it was coincidental that some travellers moved into town whilst avoiding the P word.
I tell you what's coincidental - my right boot connecting with a travellers left gonad in 1987. See - pure chance - as I was aiming for the right one.
It's all bewilderment here you know.
The old 'six sausage snaffle' eh? Good stuff. Shame you missed that woman popping over from the Council thread, I'm sure she'd have been interested.Back from a barbecue. Snaffled six sausages.
What's all this about Cromer then eh? News stories desperately saying it was coincidental that some travellers moved into town whilst avoiding the P word.
I tell you what's coincidental - my right boot connecting with a travellers left gonad in 1987. See - pure chance - as I was aiming for the right one.
It's all bewilderment here you know.
Did we have 'travellers' as far back as 1987? I thought they were just known as f
king s back then?V6Pushfit said:
My niece had to put on and take off a condom on a plastic penis in the dark as part of a school lesson last year. Yes actually. It's part of secondary education apparently.
Now, whatever the rights and wrongs are about this business, why on earth did she have to take it off as well?Are we to assume the custodian of the member is too bloody bone idle to do it himself? (no pun intended)
They'll be teaching them how to wipe it on the bloody curtains next.
Bobberoo99 said:
What ho chaps!!
Chaps?
Oh it appears one is the first uuhhhh one here!!
Oh well might as well put the kettle on and have a brew, bet that brings em out of the woodwork!!!!
Once upon a time being first was coveted and referred to as IBDC.Chaps?
Oh it appears one is the first uuhhhh one here!!
Oh well might as well put the kettle on and have a brew, bet that brings em out of the woodwork!!!!
It dates from a time back when I was young and full of vigour.
DickyC said:
Once upon a time being first was coveted and referred to as IBDC.
It dates from a time back when I was young and full of vigour.
IBDC? I'm guessing In Before..........nope sorry Dicky can't get the rest!!It dates from a time back when I was young and full of vigour.
As for back when you were young and full of vigour...........You're still full of vigour mate!!
DickyC said:
You could say orderly, it depends on how you view a large group of adults in public in their pajamas.
Sad but true, has anyone else noticed the new trend of wearing fluffy slipper looking sandal things? I really want to ask one of them why they've come out in their slippers, but the mouthful of vitriol i'll receive makes it unlikely i'll bovver innit!!
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