Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[lucido grigio]

One of mine is Krusty the clown.

I have a bobble head figure of him .

[DickyC]

Those in training for the TT Annual Laptop Whacking Competition please learn a lesson from V6 and do not whack actual laptops during training. Save the real ones for the competition itself.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Those in training for the TT Annual Laptop Whacking Competition please learn a lesson from V6 and do not whack actual laptops during training. Save the real ones for the competition itself.

We held a court case and found the home laptop guilty of repeated failure. It showed no remorse and despite repeated questioning remained silent so sentence was passed.
It’s was shot at dawn and will be buried in unmarked landfill

[DickyC]

Is there to be a wake? All in the Bar, that sort of thing?

/optimistic

[anonymous-user]

Due to the seriousness of the offences no but cremation of the hard drive will be at the weekend where reporters will be recording the event for posting here.

[Bobberoo99]

I say old chap, seems a bit harsh to me!!! Not the whole cremation/shooting/disembowelling/stoning to death/kill it with fire thing, but the refusal of a wake, it's the only time some of us are allowed out you know!!!
Now then ION, has anyone actually been down these tunnels yet? It would appear that some of the locals are suggesting that there may be some form of arcane cult thing going on down there, some have even said it's the devils work!!!

[DickyC]

If you are referring to stories you may have heard about the Trivton Treacle Mines these are just local legends and can be disregarded. Magical Properties - immediate success with money and/or love life - implied on the labels of jars of Trivton Treacle in the Club Shop may also be viewed with an open mind.

[Bobberoo99]

Trivton Treacle Mines huh!?!?!? Sounds all a bit sticky to me!!
We had venison casserole for tea on Monday and I had the leftovers for lunch today, it was rather yummy!!! Will there be an afternoon tea trolley today or are these infernal craters still causing issues!!!

[Bomma220]

Bobberoo99 said:

Trivton Treacle Mines huh!?!?!? Sounds all a bit sticky to me!!
We had venison casserole for tea on Monday and I had the leftovers for lunch today, it was rather yummy!!! Will there be an afternoon tea trolley today or are these infernal craters still causing issues!!!

Situation not really improving I'm afraid, this was near the runway this morning:

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

We had venison casserole for tea on Monday and I had the leftovers for lunch today.

Was it a bit dear?

[DickyC]

Bomma220 said:

Situation not really improving I'm afraid, this was near the runway this morning:

Try and keep this quiet. If the authorities get wind of it they'll conclude the runway was built over the treacle mines.

Cat bag out the of is the.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bomma220 said:

Situation not really improving I'm afraid, this was near the runway this morning:

Try and keep this quiet. If the authorities get wind of it they'll conclude the runway was built over the treacle mines.

Cat bag out the of is the.

Do we need to dispatch the Fordson with the gantry for recovery?? Or5 do we think it could be towed out using the Sopwith if it's near the runway?
Mind you the last time Bomma said something was "Near the runway" it turned out he meant Gatwick!!!

[Bomma220]

Don't worry about it too much, I'll shift the bugger at last light. There's a hole there already, I'd have thought a slightly bigger one shouldn't present much of a problem.

I need to press on with the Scalextric business for Grandbomma's Christmas box. I'll have a proper look this afternoon.

[anonymous-user]

Gantry??

[Bobberoo99]

V6Pushfit said:

Gantry??

Calm yourself Pushfit, it appears Bomma's going to sort it!!
Watching Flog it and the young valuer has just said he cuts his breakfast sausages open and puts marmalade in them!!! Not sure about that!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Calm yourself Pushfit, it appears Bomma's going to sort it!!
Watching Flog it and the young valuer has just said he cuts his breakfast sausages open and puts marmalade in them!!! Not sure about that!!

Had me going there for a moment - I was just looking into the prospect of demolition of all corner buildings en route to get it back into action

[Bomma220]

There. That's shifted it:



Might be a good idea to keep the windows shut for half an hour, if you believe in that sort of thing.

I'm nipping down to the B&L, see if Frank's got any specials on.

[DickyC]

As you know, it's my Rhythmic Gymnastics night. Someone has seen fit to hide my ribbons.

[DickyC]

If they are not returned by quarter past six I shall go to the B&L dressed like this and I will not be responsible for the consequences.

[DickyC]

The Public Bar.