Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[anonymous-user]

fatboy18 said:

Ended up just on the rear end of a Nissan Skyline at the top of the A23 and we both enjoyed a bit of poping and banging under the bridge. Great fun.

Awesome !
Great when things like that happen...

[Bobberoo99]

V6Pushfit said:

Ayahuasca said:

I just fitted a new toilet seat in the en-suite. Wooden for extra grip.

Nice!
I’m still on Bakelite here, thinking about a sandpaper upgrade for the same reason

Sandpaper upgrade?? What sort of half arsed non slip application is that!?!? What you need is the new Pirelli P-seriously grippy toilet seat, if you recall they did an advert for it, "Pooing is nothing without control!!"

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

"Pooing is nothing without control!!"

And not just for Christmas.

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

V6Pushfit said:

Ayahuasca said:

I just fitted a new toilet seat in the en-suite. Wooden for extra grip.

Nice!
I’m still on Bakelite here, thinking about a sandpaper upgrade for the same reason

Sandpaper upgrade?? What sort of half arsed non slip application is that!?!? What you need is the new Pirelli P-seriously grippy toilet seat, if you recall they did an advert for it, "Pooing is nothing without control!!"

That’s the seat of dreams. A mate fitted the ‘Pirelli P’ but got it the wrong way round so the splashes came out rather than in- he didn’t realise that the tread pattern is handed. Doh.

[DickyC]

And he was strapped in. No escape. Held in by a six point harness. It was a messy business.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

And he was strapped in. No escape. Held in by a six point harness. It was a messy business.

Particularly as he was down to the last 2mm on run flats.
I think I would be better off with these when I next change...

[fatboy18]

You could also use a good set of R888s for sticky grip

Only downside would be the loo paper catching the rubber and tearing!

[Bobberoo99]

fatboy18 said:

You could also use a good set of R888s for sticky grip

Only downside would be the loo paper catching the rubber and tearing!

A friend of mine runs the R888 seat, he say's they offer amazing levels of grip once warmed up so fine for an extended reading poo, but they're next to useless when wet, he's taken to keeping a towel handy for wiping it down last he has an unfortunate slide!!!

[lucido grigio]

Ditchfinder loo seat is the way forwards,or download,possibly.

[Bomma220]

Here's a variation on the theme:



How effective it is when the vehicle's moving is anyone's guess.

[DickyC]

You see the horizontal members that engage with the top of the tyre? With the Deluxe version - MOVEMENTS ON THE MOVE - these members are replaced with rollers. You can enjoy fresh air and scenery as you go.

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

You see the horizontal members that engage with the top of the tyre? With the Deluxe version - MOVEMENTS ON THE MOVE - these members are replaced with rollers. You can enjoy fresh air and scenery as you go.

It'd certainly be an enlightening experience. I'd imagine it would be a good idea for the user to have some sort of roller skate footwear? Probably be best to have the ubiquitous copy of Autotrader laminated too.

[fatboy18]

That seat frame around the wheel would require rollers across the wheel otherwise the person sitting on the seat could be in trouble!

I could see that hanging off the side of my van outside Cafe Nero in Esher High Street

One could even get a variation on that with a mobile Dog bowl

[Bobberoo99]

I could see that selling well with the long distance trucking fraternity, you could trial these in your new venture Dicky, we could sell the standard "stationary" model, the delux roller equipped "poo with a view" model and of course the executive model complete with pull around shower curtain the "poo king" you could carry a couple of each and demonstrate them on your travels!!!

[anonymous-user]

‘Movements on the Move - never get caught short again’

All born out of the revelations of a non slip wooden seat.

Who is in charge of TT R&D? Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger budget.

[DickyC]

V6Pushfit][i said:

Who is in charge of TT R&D? Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger budget.

Battert's the TT R&D guru and I have to say the last thing we need is Big Budget Battert's Movements on the Move Vehicular Evacuation Variations.

Or has Elgar already got that covered?

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

V6Pushfit][i said:

Who is in charge of TT R&D? Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger budget.

Battert's the TT R&D guru and I have to say the last thing we need is Big Budget Battert's Movements on the Move Vehicular Evacuation Variations.

Or has Elgar already got that covered?

Well I must say this is all moving along at a pace!!! Movements on the move, an incredibly apt name, I'm sure it's going to be a huge success!!
Off out tonight for dinner around some friends, see you later chaps!!

[lucido grigio]

I have friends too.

[Bobberoo99]

lucido grigio said:

I have friends too.

We know you do Luci!! We are back, a most enjoyable meal was had with very good friends!
So then, been looking into these mine's causing the craters, apparently we only need to be concerned when the sink holes start, has anyone seen any sinkhole yet???

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

...mine's causing the craters...*

You are causing the craters? Stop it at once. You nearly had a brush with contraband ordnance courtesy of the Trivton Massive.

*Modern grammar is, I find, a bit of a struggle.