Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)
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I once had a vindaloo in a place on Sauchiehall Street, the chicken was deep fried in batter. By God it was hot, far hotter than anything I've had south of the border.
Couple that with a few pints of McEwans 90 Shilling and it's little wonder why there's a high proportion of Scotsmen in the SAS if that's what they're eating and drinking.
The buggers must be born armour plated.
Couple that with a few pints of McEwans 90 Shilling and it's little wonder why there's a high proportion of Scotsmen in the SAS if that's what they're eating and drinking.
The buggers must be born armour plated.
glenrobbo said:
Sawn off shotgun?
That would have been your Mum's, DC.
To clear the pavements in front of her mobility scooter on her trips to Waitrose.
I fear you may be right. In another uncharted quarter of the garage I found a great slab of Polypenco-Nylatron. No detonators luckily. Gawd knows what they were cooking up. Salcombe's answer to Bonny and Clyde with a mobility scooter getaway car.That would have been your Mum's, DC.
To clear the pavements in front of her mobility scooter on her trips to Waitrose.
Bobberoo99 said:
Yyaaaawwwnnnnn!! Morning chaps 
well sleep I did!!!
So let me get this straight Dicky, whilst cleaning out your parents garage you found a shotgun? You didn't perchance find a balaclava and a nondescript hold all too did you???
It's really strange. Neither my bro nor I have any idea why it's there. There's no maker's name we can find, it's corroded inside and out and worth nothing. But if someone was waving it in your face making outlandish demands your first thoughts would probably not be its condition or efficacy. We didn't mention it to mum but took it to the Police station to hand it in but you have to well sleep I did!!! So let me get this straight Dicky, whilst cleaning out your parents garage you found a shotgun? You didn't perchance find a balaclava and a nondescript hold all too did you???
DickyC said:
It's really strange. Neither my bro nor I have any idea why it's there. There's no maker's name we can find, it's corroded inside and out and worth nothing. But if someone was waving it in your face making outlandish demands your first thoughts would probably not be its condition or efficacy. We didn't mention it to mum but took it to the Police station to hand it in but you have to do a little dance, sing a little song make an appointment. I'll cart it round until I see a functioning Police station.
So then Mr Dicky, can you explain how you came to be in possession of the weapon???Well officer Dibble it's like this............
I'm sure it'll be fine, I mean why on earth would they pull over a car transporter with a dodgy looking car attached to it, that's using two cycle lights for rear lights and being driven by a mildly Arthur Daley looking individual, what could possibly go wrong!?!?!?
Bomma220 said:
glenrobbo said:
Well, I'm all ready for tonight...
Now where's that Haggis?....
Haggis?Now where's that Haggis?....
Looks as though he's made his way up your kilt old chap, we must make sure the little fella's kept safe tonight.
Sorry for the lack of updates. Haggis is now attending puppy day care three times a week. Making lots of friends. Very popular with anyone who meets him.
Bobberoo99 said:
Pericoloso said:
Thanks but I'm just a bit gruntled.
Now that's an interesting word, Gruntled, I'm guessing it's Germanic in origin? Always here if you need a chat, chap! Although I am off to bed now as i have to be up at 4am!!!!
What's up young fella?
Feel free to PM any one of us in confidence. We may not be professional, but we do come cheap.
glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Yay Haggis!!! Very glad he survived Burns night intact!!!
It's not over yet! 
But I wish the young fella well.
Meanwhile:
Apologies for the sideways slant on things. They do as they wish and I have absolutEly no control over them.
DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Well it's Friday, today is an 11 hour day followed by a 10 hour day tomorrow, still as I tell Mrs Bobbers "Just lay back and think of the money!"
Thin ice! Thin ice! Careful how you phrase that.
ION. FiL`s funeral today @ 4.15. Think its safe to say better days have been had.
Jim AK said:
DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Well it's Friday, today is an 11 hour day followed by a 10 hour day tomorrow, still as I tell Mrs Bobbers "Just lay back and think of the money!"
Thin ice! Thin ice! Careful how you phrase that.
ION. FiL`s funeral today @ 4.15. Think its safe to say better days have been had.
Anyway, hope all goes ok today Jim.
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