Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[DickyC]

If he lives 5.8 miles away you're actually going this afternoon.

[DickyC]

On foot.

[nonsequitur]

V6Pushfit said:

nonsequitur said:

Isn't Redex an American country boy?

Nope you’re thinking if the USA, and I’m over 21.

Now that IS full of holes.

[fatboy18]

Bobberoo99 said:

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Anyway, morning chaps , today at approximately 15.00 hours I will commence another 5.8mile walk!!

5.8 miles? Two hours?

Home for tea.

Hoping to do it in under 1hr 45mins if I'm honest Dicky.

Sounds like Bobbers car has broken down again!

[Bobberoo99]

Well that didn't go according to plan, Mrs Bobbers decided that SHE wanted to go for a walk after work, so not wanting to put her off doing some exercise I rearranged my walk, 1st bit by myself 2.96 miles in 56 minutes followed by a more leisurely 1.95 miles with Mrs Bobbers in 46 minutes!!!
And no fatboy my car's perfectly fine thank YOU, now if only I could remember where I left it!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Hhhmmmm there appears to be a trivia shortage, that or everyone's down the pub again!!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhmmmm there appears to be a trivia shortage, that or everyone's down the pub again!!!

Which are, in themselves, trivial.

OMG we've invented the perpetual motion machine.

[fatboy18]

I've still been watching the Black Sails dvd box set, its got everything in it, Buxom wenches, Sex, Violence, Sword fights, lots of Arrrghs, Pirates and Gold

Highly recommended 10 Stars.

[anonymous-user]

nonsequitur said:

V6Pushfit said:

nonsequitur said:

Isn't Redex an American country boy?

Nope you’re thinking of the USA, and I’m over 21.

Now that IS full of holes.

An American country is the USA, not Redex (an upper cylinder lubricant and brilliant smoke generator). I’m not a boy any more, due to years not gender reassignment.

Makes perfect sense to me as I sit here in a Sedan Chair peeling grapes for Lady ‘Bula’ Pushfit, but then again I may be wrong. It has been known. For example 1990 was a spectacularly bad year for decision making as I got married.

[anonymous-user]

....leading to a very expensive year in 2005 I might add.

[DickyC]

Apparently us leaving the EU will not lead to a dystopian future like living in a Mad Max film.

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Apparently us leaving the EU will not lead to a dystopian future like living in a Mad Max film.

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed.

Oh, that is a shame!!! I was quite looking forward to riding around in a car made of several other car's while being chased by nomadic half breeds hell bent on tearing me limb from limb as my mutant friends shoot at each other waiting for the chance to enter a giant gladiatorial structure as they all fight over the last reserves of fuel!! Now what am I going to do on a Sunday afternoon????

[DickyC]

Broaden your horizons. What you've described all happens at the Retail Park. For the true apocalypse experience try the old High Street.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Broaden your horizons. What you've described all happens at the Retail Park. For the true apocalypse experience try the old High Street.

The what the where? Do you mean the place they say still exists in town I thought it had succumbed to being surrounded by kebab and charity shops, vagrants an ne’er dowells. We lost some good men in there as I recall.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Broaden your horizons. What you've described all happens at the Retail Park. For the true apocalypse experience try the old High Street.

We all know how you like to venture far and wide in your business dealings, but do you really travel as far as, The out of town retail park!!! We've all heard the stories of such a place but, only in fairytales and folk lore!! If it's a bleak as you say it is Dicky then it's no place for gentle folk such as us!!! I think i'll stick to pottering around Trivton-under-marsh and Trivial Towers thank you very much!!!

[DickyC]

Apologies, I have to put this on the back burner for a while. Jaguar Steve has found the Category 3 Plates thread. This calamity will absorb all my energies.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

DickyC said:

Apparently us leaving the EU will not lead to a dystopian future like living in a Mad Max film.

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed.

Oh, that is a shame!!! I was quite looking forward to riding around in a car made of several other car's while being chased by nomadic half breeds hell bent on tearing me limb from limb as my mutant friends shoot at each other waiting for the chance to enter a giant gladiatorial structure as they all fight over the last reserves of fuel!! Now what am I going to do on a Sunday afternoon????

If what you say is true Dicky, what was the point of the nation's great unwashed voting to leave?
Bobbers, why will the current scenario come to an end?
I couldn't bear to part with my TVR, which as everybody knows, is a car made from several other cars, and I
would really miss driving through certain parts where the locals, mostly mutant halfbreeds, shoot at anything that moves and pursue you with syphon tubes to nick your remaining petrol.when you park anywhere near the Trafford Centre.

Without all of this, hiw would I get my adrenaline rush?

I shall write a stern letter to the Times.
Harrumph!

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

DickyC said:

Apparently us leaving the EU will not lead to a dystopian future like living in a Mad Max film.

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed.

Oh, that is a shame!!! I was quite looking forward to riding around in a car made of several other car's while being chased by nomadic half breeds hell bent on tearing me limb from limb as my mutant friends shoot at each other waiting for the chance to enter a giant gladiatorial structure as they all fight over the last reserves of fuel!! Now what am I going to do on a Sunday afternoon????

If what you say is true Dicky, what was the point of the nation's great unwashed voting to leave?
Bobbers, why will the current scenario come to an end?
I couldn't bear to part with my TVR, which as everybody knows, is a car made from several other cars, and I
would really miss driving through certain parts where the locals, mostly mutant halfbreeds, shoot at anything that moves and pursue you with syphon tubes to nick your remaining petrol.when you park anywhere near the Trafford Centre.

Without all of this, hiw would I get my adrenaline rush?

I shall write a stern letter to the Times.
Harrumph!

Well I must say this is all very disturbing, Dicky has abandoned us just when we need him, glenrobbo is pursued on a regular basis by scoundrels hell bent on relieving him of his last dregs of fuel, fatboy admitted to liking country and western music on another thread, chunks and cooped have been MIA for some time and I had a broken machine, AGAIN, this morning, as we head towards Brexit it appears the country will change beyond all recognition, or not, it's all just too much I tell you!!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Well I must say this is all very disturbing, Dicky has abandoned us just when we need him, glenrobbo is pursued on a regular basis by scoundrels hell bent on relieving him of his last dregs of fuel, fatboy admitted to liking country and western music on another thread, chunks and cooped have been MIA for some time and I had a broken machine, AGAIN, this morning, as we head towards Brexit it appears the country will change beyond all recognition, or not, it's all just too much I tell you!!!!!

Bobbers, are you driving your machine too hard?.
Maybe it's not too late to swap it for an autogyro before the anti-dystopian armageddon hits us and we find ourselves cut off: isolated, surrounded by hoards of people behaving civilly and treating each other with respect...
Just imagine how disturbing that would be...

:shudder:

[fatboy18]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Well I must say this is all very disturbing, Dicky has abandoned us just when we need him, glenrobbo is pursued on a regular basis by scoundrels hell bent on relieving him of his last dregs of fuel, fatboy admitted to liking country and western music on another thread, chunks and cooped have been MIA for some time and I had a broken machine, AGAIN, this morning, as we head towards Brexit it appears the country will change beyond all recognition, or not, it's all just too much I tell you!!!!!

Bobbers, are you driving your machine too hard?.
Maybe it's not too late to swap it for an autogyro before the anti-dystopian armageddon hits us and we find ourselves cut off: isolated, surrounded by hoards of people behaving civilly and treating each other with respect...
Just imagine how disturbing that would be...

:shudder:

Just for clarification, I did say I only like the fast up tempo country music songs. I can't stand all the slow ballads that so many of them sing about!
This is most excellent dude....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZJuSBlQqsc&t=...
God I love NASCAR