Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Bobberoo99]

fatboy18 said:

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Well I must say this is all very disturbing, Dicky has abandoned us just when we need him, glenrobbo is pursued on a regular basis by scoundrels hell bent on relieving him of his last dregs of fuel, fatboy admitted to liking country and western music on another thread, chunks and cooped have been MIA for some time and I had a broken machine, AGAIN, this morning, as we head towards Brexit it appears the country will change beyond all recognition, or not, it's all just too much I tell you!!!!!

Bobbers, are you driving your machine too hard?.
Maybe it's not too late to swap it for an autogyro before the anti-dystopian armageddon hits us and we find ourselves cut off: isolated, surrounded by hoards of people behaving civilly and treating each other with respect...
Just imagine how disturbing that would be...

:shudder:

Just for clarification, I did say I only like the fast up tempo country music songs. I can't stand all the slow ballads that so many of them sing about!
This is most excellent dude....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZJuSBlQqsc&t=...
God I love NASCAR

Shudder indeed glenrobbo!!! To be fair we had a series of power surges in the early hours at work which tripped out all the machines, unfortunately my machine took umbrage to being forcibly shut down and threw 2 whole pages of alarms up which had to be worked through!!!
Fatboy are you, I don't know how to word this, are you, uh, pro-America, do you have an unhealthy interest in Mr Trump???

[glenrobbo]

fatboy18 said:

God I love NASCAR

NASCAR? Is that a new collaborative venture with NASA and Elon Musk?

Next thing you know, they'll be putting cars into space.*


* Something Erin Dawes has been attempting for years.

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 21st February 10:01

[nonsequitur]

V6Pushfit said:

nonsequitur said:

V6Pushfit said:

nonsequitur said:

Isn't Redex an American country boy?

Nope you’re thinking of the USA, and I’m over 21.

Now that IS full of holes.

An American country is the USA, not Redex (an upper cylinder lubricant and brilliant smoke generator). I’m not a boy any more, due to years not gender reassignment.

Makes perfect sense to me as I sit here in a Sedan Chair peeling grapes for Lady ‘Bula’ Pushfit, but then again I may be wrong. It has been known. For example 1990 was a spectacularly bad year for decision making as I got married.

Don't encourage him, my mum used to say.

[glenrobbo]

Re the NASCAR thing, here it is:


The kids called it "Ma's Rover".

[fatboy18]

glenrobbo said:

Re the NASCAR thing, here it is:


The kids called it "Ma's Rover".

Has the MOD used that for shotgun practise?
How the hell do the sides of that car get all peppered like that? Bit odd?

[DickyC]

PAUSE FOR THOUGHT

Where's iva_clandestine_op_to_attend_to? The periscope chap. Is he on a thing?

[glenrobbo]

fatboy18 said:

How the hell do the sides of that car get all peppered like that? Bit odd?

That's just them good 'ole Redex boys havin' sum fern I guess!

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

PAUSE FOR THOUGHT

Where's iva_clandestine_op_to_attend_to? The periscope chap. Is he on a thing?

A very good point Dicky.

.............


I really don't know. But be careful. He's got a Barchetta!

Down pericoloso Herr Leutnant. Stand by to fire both torpedos...

[DickyC]

Send Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body.

Edited by DickyC on Wednesday 21st February 12:32

[glenrobbo]

Regrettably the Kriegsraketen Ajax is strictly non-returnable Herr Oberst.

Ve could send the Pelican?

[Bomma220]

The characters of Flash and Ajax were certainly present, I wonder if Parazone and Harpic ever got a mention anywhere?

[DickyC]

Flash! I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

[DickyC]

Bomma220 said:

The characters of Flash and Ajax were certainly present, I wonder if Parazone and Harpic ever got a mention anywhere?

You're not Barry Scott, are you?

[Bobberoo99]

BANG!!!! and the dirt is gone!!!!
So as well as Cooped and Chunks, we're also short a Periscopilopio too!! Just what is going on, do people really have something better to do other than race around the upper corridor on trolleys, or run like fook from the big hangar while being chased by a deranged pelican, or watch in abject terror fascination as Bomma tries out yet another piece of out of date ordnance, or attend a drunken WGM (weekly gratuitous meeting) in the Bell and Leper???

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

You're not Barry Scott, are you?

Good Lord no, I've had Grandbomma's sled up to a fair rate of knots on a favourable downhill stretch but other than that I know precious little about polar expedition.

[coopedup]

Bobberoo99 said:

BANG!!!! and the dirt is gone!!!!
So as well as Cooped and Chunks, we're also short a Periscopilopio too!! Just what is going on, do people really have something better to do other than race around the upper corridor on trolleys, or run like fook from the big hangar while being chased by a deranged pelican, or watch in abject terror fascination as Bomma tries out yet another piece of out of date ordnance, or attend a drunken WGM (weekly gratuitous meeting) in the Bell and Leper???

Still here old chap, just really busy at the moment. I shall be back.............

[fatboy18]

Busy! Bloody poor excuse that is!

I heard IVA Fell into a Pothole and Surrey Fire and Rescue dont have a ladder that will go deep enough into the hole to pull him out!
That poor little car often gets swallowed up in the car traps of Surrey!

[Bobberoo99]

coopedup said:

Bobberoo99 said:

BANG!!!! and the dirt is gone!!!!
So as well as Cooped and Chunks, we're also short a Periscopilopio too!! Just what is going on, do people really have something better to do other than race around the upper corridor on trolleys, or run like fook from the big hangar while being chased by a deranged pelican, or watch in abject terror fascination as Bomma tries out yet another piece of out of date ordnance, or attend a drunken WGM (weekly gratuitous meeting) in the Bell and Leper???

Still here old chap, just really busy at the moment. I shall be back.............

Glad to hear that chap!!

[glenrobbo]

coopedup said:

I'll be back.............

Now it seems Coops has been replaced by a Terminator!

[alorotom]

Popped to the solicitorsnin the car.

Passed HRH Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and their entourage on the A1 - they looked severely pissed off, that’s the effect visiting Sunderland will have on southerners lol