Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)

[Bobberoo99]

Pericoloso said:

Dibble said:

I’m upping my game...

On the end of the strimmer “rope”, we attach a large chainsaw...

Not if the Trivton Magna Chief Constable hears about it .

He's a stickler for HnS.......

Yeah but you're forgetting Peri, our Dibble is "CONNECTED"

[nonsequitur]

Dizeee said:

Is that a comment on this thread or that you are asleep at 0245?

[nonsequitur]

Dizeee said:

I am on nights and I am bored as hell.

Apt thread to post.

[glenrobbo]

I reckon you guys are overthinking the grass-cutting issue, with inverted Chinooks and dangling chainsaws and so on.
My original suggestion.of getting Battert to do a few sweeps of the greensward with the Hovercraft would be more than adequate to suffice.

If you MUST use the Chinook, just dangle a cargo net full of Cossack dancers with their legs poking through the netting, each dancer shod with Rosa Klebb style bladed shoes, and do a few low level passes with the loudspeakers blaring out the "Kalyinka" song to get their legs going.
You'd need to take care to avoid the specimen trees though, or His Lordship would not be too happy if he decided to visit the old pile to check on the Estate.

Just sayin'.

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 28th May 19:38

[DickyC]

Went out to lunch. Had three drinks. Came home and fell asleep.

Cheap date as previously mentioned.

[glenrobbo]

Bomma!

Your help/ advice is required over there:

---> https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[Pericoloso]

I went out in the car to collect the thing from Reigate for my Essex "Friend".

Before dropping the roof I thought "it really stinks in here"

The rank socks behind the seats might have had something to with that...

Dirty clothes tend to be slung in any place during road trips.

[Bomma220]

Did l mention we were heading to Northumbria with Grandbomma? Well we're here now, jolly nice it is too. Had a go on the tuppenny falls thing, came out 22p up so pleased with that.

I had a look at the bomb business glenrobbo, don't think it is one but if it was l can't see it doing much damage.
250lb upwards is the way to go l reckon.

[Dizeee]

nonsequitur said:

Is that a comment on this thread or that you are asleep at 0245?

In relation to the screw / nut picture. What does apt mean?

[Pericoloso]

Dizeee said:

nonsequitur said:

Is that a comment on this thread or that you are asleep at 0245?

In relation to the screw / nut picture. What does apt mean?

Even for this thread ,nonseq speaks in strange riddles no one really understands.

[DickyC]

Complete nonseqs.

[Pericoloso]

I'm sitting here with no shirt on ,ink on show.

I'm too Council for my shirt as Fred once didn't say.

[anonymous-user]

Pericoloso said:

I'm sitting here with no shirt on ,ink on show.

I'm too Council for my shirt as Fred once didn't say.

Was Fred Berties brother?

Always wondered that as a child. Last week.

[Pericoloso]

I finished my bonnet sticker update today.





Italian tricolour stripe,now with Italian event stickers filling the gap as opposed to Le Mans

that me n FABIO haven't been to together yet.

I like.

[Bobberoo99]

I like too Peri!! Mrs Bobbers and I have been to a wedding reception, it was nice, we're home now, it's still fookin hot and I still have sweaty bits!!!!

[Bomma220]

It's very misty here. We should be able to see the sea from where we are but we can't, I assume it's still there.
Bloody hope so, high tide mid afternoon so me and Grandbomma have planned to go fishing

[anonymous-user]

Bomma220 said:

It's very misty here. We should be able to see the sea from where we are but we can't, I assume it's still there.
Bloody hope so, high tide mid afternoon so me and Grandbomma have planned to go fishing

If you find any beach balls like this could just drop then in on the way back I have a use for them.

[glenrobbo]

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Is that Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh? ( The bloke crouching down, not the fat one on the right. )

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps up a bit earlier today, plans were for some work on the cars, temperature's dropped so I thought excellent, nope It's just started raining!!
Didn't want to do it anyway!!!!
Certainly looks like Phillp doesn't it?!?
Enjoy your fishing with GrandBomma holler if you need help landing/moving suspicious objects, I'll bring the Fordson down!!!

[DickyC]

If you need Battert he's panning for gold in the Triv.

My guess is he'll be near the bridge in the shallows opposite the Brigadier's narrow boat.