A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Thankyou4calling said:
I can't agree.

Council would go for something much more bling. Breitling perhaps or more like a Casio Edifice.
I agree that they are too. Grand Seiko would be uncouncil, in my opinion


Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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talksthetorque said:
How about the A Bit Council thread with a People's Princess Diana Death Anniversary Commemorative Coin ?


I actually had to check it was an advert and not someone else posting it, by clicking on it.
While I was there I bought one for Teagean- Kye, Keanu-jaq and little man.
fking hell, that thing is dreadful

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Currently staying at a nice little pub in Lye (Black Country). Pub is very nice but everything outside the door aspires to be council. I am finding it amusing. Wife wants to kill me.

Jonmx

2,546 posts

214 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Today I had the fortune to be in the vicinity of 'The Lane' in Exeter, properly known as Burnthouse Lane, ie the city's main Council Estate. I thought I'd go for a little explore as I had some time to kill. I took a few snaps on my travels. I have to say, it was about 50/50 with sthole houses that the owners don't care about, and properties that the owners seem to take an awful lot of pride in. Obviously hard to differentiate between who owns their properties and who doesn't....
Anyway, I had my camera with me, so some highlights are below.

A seemingly abandoned E34 on a patch of communal grass. A lot mouldier than it looks in the pic.


A graveyard of the 90's and early noughties 'Crooz' scene.



And my favourite. There's also a lifesize velociraptor in this garden but it's hidden by the plants. I think it's an old boy who's made the garden as a bit of fun for the local kids.


I wasn't brave enough to take a pic of any of the countless topless blokes walking their staffies whilst swigging from a tinnie. A perfect Council stereotype!

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Grahamdub said:
Currently staying at a nice little pub in Lye (Black Country). Pub is very nice but everything outside the door aspires to be council. I am finding it amusing. Wife wants to kill me.
Lye is awful. I go there pretty much every day for one thing or another.

I like the curry house on the High Street with the sign reading 'Exclusive no smoking area'

What's exclusive about that?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Jonmx said:


And my favourite. There's also a lifesize velociraptor in this garden but it's hidden by the plants. I think it's an old boy who's made the garden as a bit of fun for the local kids.
Monkey spanking?

>shudder<

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Kierkegaard said:
sleepera6 said:
I hate black
Oooh. Racist!

Very council..
But mum, I'm brown !




I am Asian

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Jimmy Recard said:
fking hell, that thing is dreadful
When will people forget about fking Diana.

Any obsession with royal family - council.


nicanary

9,807 posts

147 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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The old man who built the garden for the local kids.


C70R

17,596 posts

105 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Pieman68 said:
Went to Ibiza last year for our honeymoon ... our transfer ... the minibus
Council.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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C70R said:
Pieman68 said:
Went to Ibiza last year for our honeymoon ... our transfer ... the minibus
Council.
How else do people get from the airport to the hotel? I suppose anything less than a limo is Council.

I think the answer to"what is council?" is "everything, everyone,ever!"

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Helicopter, limo, speedboat

Gunk

3,302 posts

160 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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JPJPJP said:
Helicopter, limo, speedboat
You send your man ahead to collect you in your own car, which you keep in the garage at your villa of course. Usually a low mileage 15 year old X5 or Discovery.

Limos are for Hen Nights


CharlesdeGaulle

26,319 posts

181 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Gunk said:
Limos are for Hen Nights

L-R: No, yes, yes, no, yes, no ... Oh sod it, it's a bank holiday, I'll take them all thankyouplease.

But the shoes, my God, the shoes. Only 2 or 3 pairs are not Council. The gig's off with awful shoes like that, kick them all out of the limo Jeeves.

Cold

15,253 posts

91 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Gunk said:
Hen Nights
Council.

Honk

1,985 posts

204 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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nicanary said:
The old man who built the garden for the local kids.

"Mr. LaPage is your man."

Jonmx

2,546 posts

214 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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Gunk said:
You send your man ahead to collect you in your own car, which you keep in the garage at your villa of course. Usually a low mileage 15 year old X5 or Discovery.

Limos are for Hen Nights
Ahem,

C70R

17,596 posts

105 months

Saturday 26th August 2017
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kowalski655 said:
C70R said:
Pieman68 said:
Went to Ibiza last year for our honeymoon ... our transfer ... the minibus
Council.
How else do people get from the airport to the hotel? I suppose anything less than a limo is Council.

I think the answer to"what is council?" is "everything, everyone,ever!"
I hire a car, or take a taxi...

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Gunk said:
Limos are for Hen Nights

L-R: No, yes, yes, no, yes, no ... Oh sod it, it's a bank holiday, I'll take them all thankyouplease.

But the shoes, my God, the shoes. Only 2 or 3 pairs are not Council. The gig's off with awful shoes like that, kick them all out of the limo Jeeves.
Picking girls from a line up and saying if you would shag them or not, when none of the girls would give you a second look.

Council.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Sunday 27th August 2017
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Gunk said:
Bride up duff. Council/aristocracy.
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