A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Large TV's are most definitely council, unless the room is a suitable size or a dedicated man cave affair. Yes it is enjoyable for the person watching, but when it is off or viewed by an observer, It dominates the room far too much.

The delivery process is also council, I saw one being delivered a few weeks ago, 3 men manoeuvring it on a Pallet.

For your normal UK living room, to do it properly requires a small tv combined with a discrete projector setup.

Edited by hyphen on Thursday 23 November 09:40

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Yipper said:
Poisson96 said:
nonsequitur said:
The largest televisions known to man, always council, whether on the wall or on an item of furniture
I've seen a 102" TV, council off the scale? I assume TV studiis are naturally council?
Council TVs depend heavily on the brand. Something like Bush or Polaroid.
Give me a Bush any day.

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

219 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Alba for me please. As big as possible and bought on Black Friday.

csd19

2,192 posts

118 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Fun Bus said:
Alba for me please. As big as possible and bought on Black Friday.
Fight in ASDA/Tesco included I presume??

DanielSan

18,804 posts

168 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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MartG said:
Dog Star said:
hoagypubdog said:
It's one for the "weird crushes" thread, but I really do fancy the pants off her. She is council as fk though.
She certainly has a couple of outstanding features
A suitable representative for one section of the Labour voters

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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DanielSan said:
MartG said:
Dog Star said:
hoagypubdog said:
It's one for the "weird crushes" thread, but I really do fancy the pants off her. She is council as fk though.
She certainly has a couple of outstanding features
A suitable representative for one section of the Labour voters
She's a fking utter knob. And a council one at that. Seriously, have a word with yourselves. She is god-awful. I would rather fk a decomposing animal.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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OpulentBob said:
DanielSan said:
MartG said:
Dog Star said:
hoagypubdog said:
It's one for the "weird crushes" thread, but I really do fancy the pants off her. She is council as fk though.
She certainly has a couple of outstanding features
A suitable representative for one section of the Labour voters
She's a fking utter knob. And a council one at that. Seriously, have a word with yourselves. She is god-awful. I would rather fk a decomposing animal.
Dogstar could leave her in a ditch for you for a few days?

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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V8mate said:
OpulentBob said:
She's a fking utter knob. And a council one at that. Seriously, have a word with yourselves. She is god-awful. I would rather fk a decomposing animal.
Dogstar could leave her in a ditch for you for a few days?

nigelpugh7

6,041 posts

191 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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OpulentBob said:
She's a fking utter knob. And a council one at that. Seriously, have a word with yourselves. She is god-awful. I would rather fk a decomposing animal.
I wonder what of her skills first stood out for him?

It’s wouldnt be her ability as an education undersecretary I assume!


Fun Bus

17,911 posts

219 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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csd19 said:
Fun Bus said:
Alba for me please. As big as possible and bought on Black Friday.
Fight in ASDA/Tesco included I presume??
Of course. And a compo face in the local paper because I didn't get the matching sound bar and it's the retailers fault.

motco

15,964 posts

247 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Bessie Braddock MP (for Liverpool Exchange) had big ones too...


Dog Star

16,143 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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schmunk said:
V8mate said:
OpulentBob said:
She's a fking utter knob. And a council one at that. Seriously, have a word with yourselves. She is god-awful. I would rather fk a decomposing animal.
Dogstar could leave her in a ditch for you for a few days?
rofl

ST Ford

291 posts

83 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Algarve said:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/co...



Its ticking a lot of boxes.

Dressed like that. st tattoos. Sense of entitlement. Both jobless. One the carer of the other. Having a kid anyway. Immediate response to a minor problem is a sad face article in a tabloid.

"I forked out £400 of my own money to fully redecorate the place. We repainted the walls and I fitted new carpets."

Its like he expects he shouldn't have had to use my own money. If I'd done something to my house I wouldn't even think to mention I had to use my own money to do it laugh
They look like brother and sister they do. They’ve got the same beak for a nose and the same freaky eyes. I’m sensing abit of incest has gone on here.

M3333

2,261 posts

215 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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ST Ford said:
Algarve said:
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/co...



Its ticking a lot of boxes.

Dressed like that. st tattoos. Sense of entitlement. Both jobless. One the carer of the other. Having a kid anyway. Immediate response to a minor problem is a sad face article in a tabloid.

"I forked out £400 of my own money to fully redecorate the place. We repainted the walls and I fitted new carpets."

Its like he expects he shouldn't have had to use my own money. If I'd done something to my house I wouldn't even think to mention I had to use my own money to do it laugh
They look like brother and sister they do. They’ve got the same beak for a nose and the same freaky eyes. I’m sensing abit of incest has gone on here.
Lowest of the gene pool. £400 of saves up benefit money from the tax payer or working cash in hand? Either way they both look under developed. Throw a bar of soap at them and watch them scatter like pigeons.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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I know it's incredibly shallow and I'm no oil painting, but jesus christ that is one ugly girl. Either he is super-duper fertile and a single squirt impreganted her, or he's had to tap that several times to get her pregnant. How could you?!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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OpulentBob said:
I know it's incredibly shallow and I'm no oil painting, but jesus christ that is one ugly girl. Either he is super-duper fertile and a single squirt impreganted her, or he's had to tap that several times to get her pregnant. How could you?!
More of a watercolour, Bob.

alorotom

11,941 posts

188 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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OpulentBob said:
I know it's incredibly shallow and I'm no oil painting, but jesus christ that is one ugly girl. Either he is super-duper fertile and a single squirt impreganted her, or he's had to tap that several times to get her pregnant. How could you?!
LCL (or lose control lager) has A LOT to answer for

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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OpulentBob said:
I know it's incredibly shallow and I'm no oil painting, but jesus christ that is one ugly girl. Either he is super-duper fertile and a single squirt impreganted her, or he's had to tap that several times to get her pregnant. How could you?!
Doggy-style is your friend. HTH.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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MartG

20,688 posts

205 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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OpulentBob said:
I know it's incredibly shallow and I'm no oil painting, but jesus christ that is one ugly girl. Either he is super-duper fertile and a single squirt impreganted her, or he's had to tap that several times to get her pregnant. How could you?!
Dunno - take away the skin infection and the 'council facelift'* hairdo and she'd probably scrub up OK

( * where the hair is scraped back so it pulls the facial skin taut wink )

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