A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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Vaud

50,684 posts

156 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Europa1 said:
Out of interest, as the BBC is grinding its NHS in crisis axe this week, plus the fact we currently have the "Ask a paramedic anything" thread, how many of the people waiting appear as if they need to be "Accident & Emergency"?
We have a great MIU near us, nurse lead, deals with all the minor stuff and takes pressure off the A&E. DIY accidents, emergency doctor appointments, sprains, minor triage up to X-ray, etc. Problem is people still default to A&E and a 3 hr wait vs a 20 min wait at MIU and a referral.

Triumph Man

8,712 posts

169 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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KTF said:
Council types who try to negotiate the price down for something on gumtree (council) before they have seen it because they have to pay the ‘driver’ money because they can’t drive so feel that you have to compensate them for it.

Assuming they turn up tomorrow it’s going to be fun... I imagine the fact that it needs assembling and they don’t have the tools will be next.

Edit: They asked if it (sofa bed) will support the weight of their 24 stone friend who is visiting at the weekend and the use ‘no’ instead of ‘know’ in the messages.

Edited by KTF on Thursday 4th January 21:25
I dread selling things to these types. Somebody once turned up late (I'd waited all evening for them to arrive) with their mate, to collect a wardrobe, instead of carrying it through the hallway, they then dragged it along my brand new engineered oak floor! I soon put a stop to that thankfully!

captain_cynic

12,121 posts

96 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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nicanary said:
Plus 2 dish-washers
2 dishwashers? Didn't you read the article, she's got 19 of the bloody things.

Edited by captain_cynic on Friday 5th January 10:23

captain_cynic

12,121 posts

96 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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DaveGoddard said:
Asking for boxing lessons for your 4-year old son, as someone on my FB has just done.
I know quite a few martial arts disciplines that can start at 5 or 6. However these have instructors specifically trained in teaching children.

However asking on Facebook instead of Googling it for yourself (and finding the answers you need almost instantly), definitely council.

KTF

9,828 posts

151 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Triumph Man said:
I dread selling things to these types. Somebody once turned up late (I'd waited all evening for them to arrive) with their mate, to collect a wardrobe, instead of carrying it through the hallway, they then dragged it along my brand new engineered oak floor! I soon put a stop to that thankfully!
Am one step ahead here as I have already put it in the garage wink

All component parts are present, all bolts are in the holes and the mattress is laid out for them to inspect.

I have also told them how big the biggest part is so if they turn up in a Fiesta and it doesn't fit then its not like I didn't tell them. If they dont like it (doubtful as they are already on the hook for the £10 fuel for the driver) then fine by me but if they ask me to cover the fuel because I 'wasted their time' or whatever its going to be a short conversation.


kowalski655

14,683 posts

144 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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g3org3y said:
austinsmirk said:
We've just removed 52 large needle boxes (full of needles/syringes) from a 2 bed flat. Unbelievably the tnt was still alive.
Junkie or diabetic!? biggrin
Take a wild guessbiggrin

kowalski655

14,683 posts

144 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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gus607 said:
Don't forget the "full time carer".
What? Doing a 24/7 job for 60 odd quid a week that would cost the Council or NHS thousands?

Bah! Only joking, of course all the disabled are benefits scrounging scum smile

David87

6,667 posts

213 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Europa1 said:
Out of interest, as the BBC is grinding its NHS in crisis axe this week, plus the fact we currently have the "Ask a paramedic anything" thread, how many of the people waiting appear as if they need to be "Accident & Emergency"?
Upon checking in, the two men in front of us (not together) were a complete waste of space. One was drunk and was getting shouty with the receptionist when it emerged the reason he had been waiting a while was because he hadn’t checked himself in. The other was on something more than just drink and couldn’t really talk properly. Security came and ushered him into his seat.

In the children’s waiting room, the council family opposite us upped and left after a short wait when their daughter decided that her sore ankle was, in fact, not sore at all. Cue a bunch of staff wondering around looking for them a little while later. Each member of the family, including the child, had a can of discount Red Bull. Yes, really. biggrin

Another woman was in there because her daughter had a temperature after having her first round of immunisations earlier in the day. She left once the Calpol kicked in.

There were without doubt a number of people who should have been somewhere other than A&E - probably at home!

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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On a Friday night at my first job, we had a pissed up shouter in casualty X-ray. He'd broken the hand bone that gets snapped by punching someone or something.
The duty doc had heard him abusing staff. After making the diagnosis from the X-ray, he sent the artist off to have it set/plastered.. with a nice firm handshake.

nikaiyo2

4,762 posts

196 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Triumph Man said:
I dread selling things to these types. Somebody once turned up late (I'd waited all evening for them to arrive) with their mate, to collect a wardrobe, instead of carrying it through the hallway, they then dragged it along my brand new engineered oak floor! I soon put a stop to that thankfully!
Lol I just bought a new washer and fridge freezer, the old ones still worked, but were getting on a bit but would be ideal if someone was just starting out, skint or whatever.
Put them on freecycle, so took the washer round to the garage myself, as I did not want a freebie hunter scuffing up my new patio... So I did it myself lol.

Then not one of the 3 people who said they wanted it came round so ended up bunging the delivery driver £20 to take it away.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Went to Halfords, they are proudly displaying their limited edition Star Wars child car seat.

Vaud

50,684 posts

156 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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David87 said:
Another woman was in there because her daughter had a temperature after having her first round of immunisations earlier in the day. She left once the Calpol kicked in.
To be slightly fair, small babies crash pretty quickly and if it’s your first child then your experience is low (despite the advice of administering calpol at the point of immunisations...) 111 may have suggested straight to a&e.

KTF

9,828 posts

151 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Well the ‘driver’ turned up, handed over the money, put it in his car and drove off. Nice enough so I hope the buyer likes it as she wasn’t there...

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Cold said:
I fancy one of those beds that has the telly that pops up out of the footboard.

There's no hope is there? frown
There's an industrial unit in Brierley Hill with a big sign outside offering them on 0% finance, so I don't see why there's no hope wink

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Ari said:
We've reached that bizarre stage that this thread periodically goes through where people get ever more desperate to call things council, so you get inexplicable nonsense like: 'Space Shuttle - Council'. 'Drains - Council'. 'Bentleys - Council'.

You just have to ride it out I'm afraid. smile
Bentleys can be. They aren't necessarily though

DoubleByte

1,258 posts

267 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Bentley ........ council


Ari

19,353 posts

216 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Oh FFS not again. Yes because you can't move for Bentleys on the average sink estate. rolleyes

Tasteless? Absolutely.

'Council'? Don't be so ridiculous.

DoubleByte

1,258 posts

267 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Lol ..... sarcasm FFS.

AppleJuice

2,154 posts

86 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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DoubleByte said:
Bentley ........ council

Half-arsed tailpipe design which 'fits' so well in to the surround in the bumper that there's a gap all the way round - looks a bit naff and cheap

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Ari said:
Oh FFS not again. Yes because you can't move for Bentleys on the average sink estate. rolleyes

Tasteless? Absolutely.

'Council'? Don't be so ridiculous.
It’s not just about council estates though
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