A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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My apologies for my poor English Literacy. It was one of my 6 A levels, but who thought that when writing on the internet that it would matter.


Anyway, the tale, as all of my tales is exactly that, no elaboration. For some reason as a caring sharing company with too much money to burn, we make up food parcels for our tenants who advise they are on hard times.

3 bags of food were taken to a tnt, who rejected them as not being up to her standard. As the officer said, I could have shoved them up her bum, the ungrateful b***h. (The officer herself being a single mother and finding it hard to make ends meet- saying she'd have gratefully had it herself).

To add to this, apparently another tnt rejected a food parcel recently, because we had included Kellogg's Crunchy nut cornflakes. Seemingly he had an nut allergy (that we didn't know about). So instead of declining just the cereal, he told the officer where to stick it as "she was trying to kill him".

My estate services staff (think caretakers in blocks of flats) told me that it must have been a bumper year for plasma TV sales. They've never seen so many 55" + TV cardboard boxes in the binstores this year, compared to other years.

Roll on Universal Credit and the concept of people having to find work, or consider working for a living, is what I say. Imagine that: the free money train ending.


langtounlad

781 posts

171 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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Serious question, do you believe that the introduction of the Universal Credit will amend tenant behaviour in the way that you have just described?
If so, then that is a good outcome, unless you are selling cheap big screen TV's.

Starfighter

4,927 posts

178 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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@austinsmirk

Please tell me that you are showing us just 1 side of th story here. Surely you must have tenants who are genuinely hard working and decent people guilty of korthong more that being in lower paying work?

captain_cynic

12,010 posts

95 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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langtounlad said:
Serious question, do you believe that the introduction of the Universal Credit will amend tenant behaviour in the way that you have just described?
If so, then that is a good outcome, unless you are selling cheap big screen TV's.
Any changes have to adjust behaviour... but things are likely to get worse instead of better. If things get harder, chances are petty crime will increase, B&E, muggings, shoplifting.

If someone is that dedicated to not working, they'll choose the next easiest option which usually is stealing. Fortunately these people are extremely rare so their cost in welfare is less than the cost of dealing with petty crime.

UC is a good idea on paper, but has been implemented terribly.

motco

15,962 posts

246 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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austinsmirk said:
Roll on Universal Credit and the concept of people having to find work, or consider working for a living, is what I say. Imagine that: the free money train ending.
Universal Credit?



austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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I firmly believe everyone is good. Everyone wants to do well for themselves and their family. Live a decent life.

most people, irrespective of tenure etc really are decent. All social housing is, is a safety net, that of course is much needed. we're a rich country, of course the most needy should live in a decent safe warm home.


The entertaining bit and I guess this thread is that no matter what 5%, 10% will push the system to their own advantage. It's human nature.


Universal credit will be a nightmare for most, because they'll have to budget, in arrears, month to month and continuously update their circumstances. they'll have to pay bills themselves (imagine that!)

for those fit to work, they'll need to demonstrate they're looking for work, 35 hrs a week. I doubt I could demonstrate 35 hrs a week, job hunting, if I needed to do.

Added to this (ironically) people's literacy is now so bad, they're probably incapable of doing the admin side. I'll give you an example- I can recall old housing file records back to the 40's/50's/60's. people could write a letter, express a statement, all written beautifully and mostly correctly.

these days, you never ever see any communication from our customer base that is barely legible. they write in text speak. you should see our customer facebook feed- it's complete garbage.

But I firmly believe good affordable social housing should exist in society. The right to buy of social housing should be removed. Not everyone is fortunate to have a good start in life and I'm all for a level playing field being created.


austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.

plums

2,395 posts

223 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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Boggo Zafira with "bullet hole" stickers!

jumare

420 posts

149 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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austinsmirk said:
let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.
Why did I click on that link, there should have been some kind of warning. I'm _not_ going to look up bariatic rehabilitation.

Never you mind

1,507 posts

112 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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austinsmirk said:
let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.
Holy mother of god, what have I just seen?

motco

15,962 posts

246 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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It's not just that they can now copulate, but that they look at each other and actually want to!

j4ckos mate

3,013 posts

170 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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Going on your holiday and coming back and putting the pot/glazed house number tiles on your house,

Just to give you Barnsley ex council house that authentic Andalucian feel

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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Never you mind said:
austinsmirk said:
let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.
Holy mother of god, what have I just seen?
You've just seen 'anti-chafing powder on his skin rolls'

Jesus wept.

Bullett

10,887 posts

184 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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Last night I went past a house with OTT christmas decorations still on the house and illuminated.


SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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PRND said:
Jesus wept.
Well, he would if he had chafing skin rolls.

gtidriver

3,344 posts

187 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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plums said:


Boggo Zafira with "bullet hole" stickers!
Thats the all new James Bond car.. Aston Martin are cutting back so Vauxhall stepped in.

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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austinsmirk said:
let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.
I suppose if Blue Whales can manage it then they can!
Although I cant possibly imagine HOW (nor do I want to)

ApOrbital

9,963 posts

118 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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Bucket of lube and a crowbar.

Starfighter

4,927 posts

178 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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She has been asking for help with weight loss for 10 years and he has finally given her a tip.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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austinsmirk said:
let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.
That's one of the most disturbing set of piccies I have ever seen.. And as my lust for a certain group of left of centre female MP's is well documented it's fair to say I am pretty disturbed generally.
in the fifth picture down I thought it was one aimed at chocolate starfish aficionado's with the recipient looking to her left. I then realised after much study that it wasn't actually her arse in the picture.
Like I said it's disturbing stuff. I hope to have a full gallery of pics from the web soon.


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