A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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Russian Troll Bot

24,982 posts

227 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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techiedave said:
austinsmirk said:
let's get things back on track:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/...



took me some time to work out whether these were two females or a male and a female. All horrific whichever way you look at it.
That's one of the most disturbing set of piccies I have ever seen.. And as my lust for a certain group of left of centre female MP's is well documented it's fair to say I am pretty disturbed generally.
in the fifth picture down I thought it was one aimed at chocolate starfish aficionado's with the recipient looking to her left. I then realised after much study that it wasn't actually her arse in the picture.
Like I said it's disturbing stuff. I hope to have a full gallery of pics from the web soon.
From the comments

Did the Earth move for both of them, or just me?

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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and another one.

so in former days I used to also deliver the cities hostel/temp accomm for the homeless.

one of our places was a new build, flagship place: honesty, like a hotel. we'd provide fully furnished temp homes, pending secure homes. plus classes, education and allsorts. we struggled to get people out in usually, social housing being far worse than the temp accomm !

one day, saw a bin liner in the offices/ktichen area filled with extremely expensive, fancy "artisan" bread. you know the £4.00 a loaf type, brown, seeds, mutligrain et al.

querying why this is here ?

Turns out "Betty's" of Harrogate (you might need to be northern to get this) were donating their surplus to us. Betty's is a very fancy bunshop.

as it transpires non of our homeless, benefit dependent tnts would go near "Betty's" bread because: and I quote

"not going near that muck, its brown and its got loads of bits in". They wanted white sliced only.


Our relationship with Betty's ended alas. A shame, because the staff had some lovely bread to eat because no one else wanted it !!!

wish I could afford to be buying bread from Betty's on a regular basis !

AppleJuice

2,154 posts

85 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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austinsmirk said:
and another one.

so in former days I used to also deliver the cities hostel/temp accomm for the homeless.

one of our places was a new build, flagship place: honesty, like a hotel. we'd provide fully furnished temp homes, pending secure homes. plus classes, education and allsorts. we struggled to get people out in usually, social housing being far worse than the temp accomm !

one day, saw a bin liner in the offices/ktichen area filled with extremely expensive, fancy "artisan" bread. you know the £4.00 a loaf type, brown, seeds, mutligrain et al.

querying why this is here ?

Turns out "Betty's" of Harrogate (you might need to be northern to get this) were donating their surplus to us. Betty's is a very fancy bunshop.

as it transpires non of our homeless, benefit dependent tnts would go near "Betty's" bread because: and I quote

"not going near that muck, its brown and its got loads of bits in". They wanted white sliced only.


Our relationship with Betty's ended alas. A shame, because the staff had some lovely bread to eat because no one else wanted it !!!

wish I could afford to be buying bread from Betty's on a regular basis !
Being brought up in Harrogate, this made me sad and perplexed as I would have quite happily eaten (as I'm sure so would most of the posters here) the Betty's bread mentioned in the post. Being brought up in and from Harrogate I would have thought it would have been the opposite, but I suppose council is council wherever you go.

PS: if you want to go Betty's and avoid the queues (which stretch down Parliament Street), pay a visit to RHS Harlow Carr - beautiful flowers and a wonderful cup of tea and cake. They do have other outposts across North Yorkshire and in the City of York too.

alorotom

11,941 posts

187 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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Heathens!!

Love a fat rascal me smile

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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alorotom said:
Heathens!!

Love a fat rascal me smile
I heard Dog Star does as well.

Vaud

50,518 posts

155 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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alorotom said:
Heathens!!

Love a fat rascal me smile
Me too. Especially the Seasonal ones.

MikeT66

2,680 posts

124 months

Friday 12th January 2018
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plums said:


Boggo Zafira with "bullet hole" stickers!
Awful - every Zafira should be gunned with real bullets.

InductionRoar

2,014 posts

132 months

Saturday 13th January 2018
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Candles which aren't housed in or on a candlestick (bonus points if the candle is coloured or scented)
More than one cushion per person on a given piece of furniture
Thinking Hieronymus Bosch is the chap who designed your fridge
Serving prosecco in moulded stemware
Preferring Daniel Craig's Casino Royale to the original
Telescopic umbrellas
Posting on the "a bit council thread" on PistonHeads



konark

1,107 posts

119 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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stemware rofl

g3org3y

20,631 posts

191 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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InductionRoar said:
Thinking Hieronymus Bosch is the chap who designed your fridge
hehe

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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InductionRoar said:
Preferring Daniel Craig's Casino Royale to the original
How about if I think they are both st?

jet_noise

5,651 posts

182 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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Johnnytheboy said:
InductionRoar said:
Preferring Daniel Craig's Casino Royale to the original
How about if I think they are both st?
Indeed.
It was the 2nd one with his tennishness that was the cracker smile

Triumph Man

8,691 posts

168 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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gtidriver said:
Thats the all new James Bond car.. Aston Martin are cutting back so Vauxhall stepped in.
When bond presses the self destruct button, it sets itself on fire...

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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Apple juice, yes we’re members at rhs, Harlow Carr. Very nice it is too.

The santa event is fantastic for children.

MartG

20,680 posts

204 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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Johnnytheboy said:
InductionRoar said:
Preferring Daniel Craig's Casino Royale to the original
How about if I think they are both st?
At least the Daniel Craig one was vaguely like the novel

ATV

556 posts

195 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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AppleJuice said:
PS: if you want to go Betty's and avoid the queues (which stretch down Parliament Street), pay a visit to RHS Harlow Carr - beautiful flowers and a wonderful cup of tea and cake. They do have other outposts across North Yorkshire and in the City of York too.
I was in Harrogate recently and stopped by Bettys. Granted it was a Friday afternoon at 4pm, but still I was surprised with the reputation I'd heard, how empty it was. The entire downstairs area where the toilets are was closed. I thought it would have been rammed with people wanting a traditional English cream tea.

Perhaps it's busier in summer in tourist season?

The one at RHS Harlow Carr, does this get busy at weekends? I'd fancy taking my family for a day out but I hate excessive crowds

Vaud

50,518 posts

155 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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ATV said:
I was in Harrogate recently and stopped by Bettys. Granted it was a Friday afternoon at 4pm, but still I was surprised with the reputation I'd heard, how empty it was. The entire downstairs area where the toilets are was closed. I thought it would have been rammed with people wanting a traditional English cream tea.

Perhaps it's busier in summer in tourist season?

The one at RHS Harlow Carr, does this get busy at weekends? I'd fancy taking my family for a day out but I hate excessive crowds
Yes, it can get very busy. They have 2 sections - cafe and full restaurant.

For Harlow Carr be there for 11:45 for lunch and you will probably avoid queuing, or go earlier for brunch and no queue. In summer you can sit outside.

Ilkley Bettys is the least busy in my experience. Ideal for Sunday brunch around 10:30 am, then a walk by the river or on the moor to burn it off.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,270 posts

180 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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How is Betty's or Harlow Carr here? Definitely not Council.

DoctorX

7,291 posts

167 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
How is Betty's or Harlow Carr here? Definitely not Council.
yes I live near by and can confirm they are pleasingly scrote free, usually. Reassuringly expensive.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Sunday 14th January 2018
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Let’s pull the thread back on track

Both Harlow Carr and Betty’s are pretty milf-tastic.
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