A bit council (Vol 3)

[Taaaaang]

At my one of my businesses we have just had to have security loo roll and soap dispensers installed.

The half used loo rolls and soap were getting nicked almost daily.

Who the fk does this??

[Never you mind]

Rawwr said:

Wiccan of Darkness said:

Just had to post this one here.

Housing association - check.
Toys in garden - check
"Ridiculous" decision - check
Ignored countless warnings - check
Compo face - check
Pyrrhic victory - check.

All falls in to place halfway through the article.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dad-benefits-fined-900-l...

Thought the warning letters every month were a joke. I guess the £900 fine was the punchline

I don't know what he's complaining about if the £3.70 every month is coming from his benefits. It's not like it's his money.

It means one less pint of stella (taken for pain relief for his ..ahem.. bad back obviously) a month. Won't someone think of a flat roof pubs profits!

Anyway, whats the popularity of grey track suits.

[Taaaaang]

Never you mind said:

Anyway, whats the popularity of grey track suits.

I've heard people say they accentuate your junk...seriously!

[AppleJuice]

Taaaaang said:

I've heard people say they accentuate your junk...seriously!

Why, don't people empty their pockets?

[AppleJuice]

Taaaaang said:

At my one of my businesses we have just had to have security loo roll and soap dispensers installed.

The half used loo rolls and soap were getting nicked almost daily.

Who the fk does this??

The same people who lay a cable and leave it to 'greet' the next user...

[V8mate]

AppleJuice said:

Taaaaang said:

At my one of my businesses we have just had to have security loo roll and soap dispensers installed.

The half used loo rolls and soap were getting nicked almost daily.

Who the fk does this??

The same people who lay a cable and leave it to 'greet' the next user...

Look, I flushed twice, alright? Two, well-intentioned attempts... it's not my problem after that!

[Ari]

Wiccan of Darkness said:

Just had to post this one here.

Housing association - check.
Toys in garden - check
"Ridiculous" decision - check
Ignored countless warnings - check
Compo face - check
Pyrrhic victory - check.

All falls in to place halfway through the article.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dad-benefits-fined-900-l...

“They started sending me the letters this summer saying all personal belongings must be removed from the communal gardens.

“I refused to do anything about it, I thought ‘this is a joke’.

I cleared the garden before I had to go to court.

“I phoned Nexus Housing [now West Mercia Homes] and said ‘I’ve got rid of all the toys, do I still have to come to court?’. They said yes.”



We pay these people to breed. We actively reward them with cash and housing for producing the next generation of fkwits.

We are the only species to put the theory of evolution, that the strongest/brightest/fittest go on to procreate, into reverse.

[Taaaaang]

AppleJuice said:

Taaaaang said:

I've heard people say they accentuate your junk...seriously!

Why, don't people empty their pockets?

No idea; something about the colour grey and the fit of the joggers.

[captain_cynic]

Taaaaang said:

At my one of my businesses we have just had to have security loo roll and soap dispensers installed.

The half used loo rolls and soap were getting nicked almost daily.

Who the fk does this??

Students. Some of them'll nick anything. Usually takes one or two sharp awakenings that the plod now treat them as adults to make them stop (or at least be smart enough not to take anything that isn't nailed down). One or two students are usually expelled from uni each semester for it, publicly... so the school makes an example of them in front of others (dominate the playground: respect through fear).

Never you mind said:

Anyway, whats the popularity of grey track suits.

Urban camo innit?

Makes you harder to spot when the cops/security guard are chasing you down.

[austinsmirk]

I'll share this here, but I did post in the benefits thread in News.

looked at a tnt's household outgoings this week/finances. £140 a mth on virgin media.

totally benefit dependent household.

I'm all for people being helped, helping the vulnerable: but when £140 a mth can be considerable reasonable to commit to from unearned govt cash, something is very very wrong.


As someone in full time work, a wife in work and I'm a joint partner in my own construction company: my "media" outgoings are £50 a mth. I think that's too much !!!

[talksthetorque]

And that last paragraph is exactly why you don’t need to spend £140 a month for media.
You’re too busy.
If you’re sat on yer Jacksie all day you need entertaining.

I take it all utilities payments, loans/bright house payments and rent were bang up to date.

[DoctorX]

I reckon I spend that. I’m too busy to make much use of it. I’m mad and/or council.

[nonsequitur]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Nickbrapp said:

http://instagram.com/laura_boote


Just this whole page. Spoiler. Irs glitter everything, toilet seat. Fire surround. WallPaper

Weird girl. Why would you want to take a soak in the bog?!

Council Foot Spa?

[nonsequitur]

V8mate said:

AppleJuice said:

Taaaaang said:

At my one of my businesses we have just had to have security loo roll and soap dispensers installed.

The half used loo rolls and soap were getting nicked almost daily.

Who the fk does this??

The same people who lay a cable and leave it to 'greet' the next user...

Look, I flushed twice, alright? Two, well-intentioned attempts... it's not my problem after that!

Surely it would require a turd flush.

[jmorgan]

nonsequitur said:

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Nickbrapp said:

http://instagram.com/laura_boote


Just this whole page. Spoiler. Irs glitter everything, toilet seat. Fire surround. WallPaper

Weird girl. Why would you want to take a soak in the bog?!

Council Foot Spa?

Piles?

[nonsequitur]

S11Steve said:

Nickbrapp said:

http://instagram.com/laura_boote


Just this whole page. Spoiler. Irs glitter everything, toilet seat. Fire surround. WallPaper

She is friends with some of my former neighbours in Stoke....

I thinks she single handedly keeps B&M and Dunelm in business.

As a regular Dunelm Mills shopper with not a council bone in my body, (well maybe a few), I would argue that it cannot be associated with council retail purchasing.

[ben5575]

nonsequitur said:

As a regular Dunelm Mills shopper with not a council bone in my body, (well maybe a few), I would argue that it cannot be associated with council retail purchasing.

<cough> http://www.dunelm.com/category/sale/home-furnishin...

[nonsequitur]

ben5575 said:

nonsequitur said:

As a regular Dunelm Mills shopper with not a council bone in my body, (well maybe a few), I would argue that it cannot be associated with council retail purchasing.

<cough> http://www.dunelm.com/category/sale/home-furnishin...

Are you sure that you haven't mistakenly shown us the Harrods or John Lewis sales website?

[talksthetorque]

nonsequitur said:

ben5575 said:

nonsequitur said:

As a regular Dunelm Mills shopper with not a council bone in my body, (well maybe a few), I would argue that it cannot be associated with council retail purchasing.

<cough> http://www.dunelm.com/category/sale/home-furnishin...

Are you sure that you haven't mistakenly shown us the Harrods or John Lewis sales website?

Didn’t Dunelm start off selling off cuts/end of line/seconds in fabric off the roll?
That’s not council, that’s just last century thrift.
My gran offered to make me a pair of curtains for my first house (literally) as a housewarming gift.

[AstonZagato]

nonsequitur said:

Surely it would require a turd flush.