A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
CharlesdeGaulle said:
It's been said before, but smokers attached to a drip outside hospital. Why, just why?
I took my youngest for an appointment today, and the rain had confined the smokers to the dry space under the entrance canopy. There was one on a drip, one in a wheelchair, and an assortment of unhealthy-looking ne'er-do-wells all puffing or vaping away right outside the doors and in front of the 'smoke-free-hospital' signs. Dirty chav losers.
Set up one of those plastic/tarpaulin canopies above it, of the kind that collects rainwater. Every few minutes, press a button and....WHOOSH! That'll get rid of 'em! I took my youngest for an appointment today, and the rain had confined the smokers to the dry space under the entrance canopy. There was one on a drip, one in a wheelchair, and an assortment of unhealthy-looking ne'er-do-wells all puffing or vaping away right outside the doors and in front of the 'smoke-free-hospital' signs. Dirty chav losers.
InductionRoar said:
schmunk said:
Dog Star said:
cjs racing. said:
schmunk said:
Dog Star said:
SpeckledJim said:
OK, I'll concede.
What about when it's pronounced Vimpto?
What about when it's pronounced Vimpto?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-428...
we have (or I have said) this before. The keeping of any form of pets like this.
Of course this is even funnier
"A snake owner was killed by an 8ft (2.4m) pet python he called his "baby", an inquest has heard.
Daniel Brandon, 31, died from asphyxiation at his home near Basingstoke, Hampshire, on 25 August."
"Mr Brandon had kept snakes for 16 years and Tiny was one of 10 snakes and 12 tarantulas he kept in his room at the family home, North Hampshire Coroner's Court heard."
Full tilt council.
Oh and while we're on Autism/Vimpto and the ilk. No two ways about it. The child will always be called Harrison, Bailey, Kane, Kyle, Jack Daniel, Harley, Barclay, Beckham, Jordan (from a few years ago). It's like at birth the parent thinks, right, getting myself on the Easy Street Universal Credit route now. Shall I call this bundle of joy John ? Nope: Harvey Harley it is. Pass me my rolling baccy and my mobility car and a blue wkd to celebrate, book my a tattoo whilst you're at it.
My favourite song at the moment is:
Easy Street, by the collapsable hearts club band. sums it all up. I'm thinking of playing at a Universal Credit conference I'm speaking at.
But I don't think I can get away with it.
look it up, you won't be disappointed. (It's also from the walking dead).
we have (or I have said) this before. The keeping of any form of pets like this.
Of course this is even funnier
"A snake owner was killed by an 8ft (2.4m) pet python he called his "baby", an inquest has heard.
Daniel Brandon, 31, died from asphyxiation at his home near Basingstoke, Hampshire, on 25 August."
"Mr Brandon had kept snakes for 16 years and Tiny was one of 10 snakes and 12 tarantulas he kept in his room at the family home, North Hampshire Coroner's Court heard."
Full tilt council.
Oh and while we're on Autism/Vimpto and the ilk. No two ways about it. The child will always be called Harrison, Bailey, Kane, Kyle, Jack Daniel, Harley, Barclay, Beckham, Jordan (from a few years ago). It's like at birth the parent thinks, right, getting myself on the Easy Street Universal Credit route now. Shall I call this bundle of joy John ? Nope: Harvey Harley it is. Pass me my rolling baccy and my mobility car and a blue wkd to celebrate, book my a tattoo whilst you're at it.
My favourite song at the moment is:
Easy Street, by the collapsable hearts club band. sums it all up. I'm thinking of playing at a Universal Credit conference I'm speaking at.
But I don't think I can get away with it.
look it up, you won't be disappointed. (It's also from the walking dead).
berlintaxi said:
InductionRoar said:
schmunk said:
Dog Star said:
cjs racing. said:
schmunk said:
Dog Star said:
SpeckledJim said:
OK, I'll concede.
What about when it's pronounced Vimpto?
What about when it's pronounced Vimpto?
BOKKLES!!!!
Tim-D said:
Had a rare foray into councillista central this afternoon to visit a "sales lead" - almost full council bingo:
- New astra, 2 kids seats in the back..... yep "mum's" i.e grandmother's who doesn't live there - mobility car".....wonder if she's ever seen it....??
- Hugely disproportionate sized TV with Sky box wotsit
- Scruffy unwashed half dressed runt of a Dad
- Sow = mother
- Awful tattoo's.... multiple - full forearms and neck ones...
- Dole pole gathering dust
- Smelly Vivarium
- Offspring ..Kayte & Karla
- Scent of chip fat pervading throughout
- Enormous vape thing x 2
- Jobs? - er no....
Needless to say "lead" = waste of my time!
Before I get too judgemental - no swearing at kids and they obviously love them to bits and total absence of the council terrier - felt a bit cheated!!!
- New astra, 2 kids seats in the back..... yep "mum's" i.e grandmother's who doesn't live there - mobility car".....wonder if she's ever seen it....??
- Hugely disproportionate sized TV with Sky box wotsit
- Scruffy unwashed half dressed runt of a Dad
- Sow = mother
- Awful tattoo's.... multiple - full forearms and neck ones...
- Dole pole gathering dust
- Smelly Vivarium
- Offspring ..Kayte & Karla
- Scent of chip fat pervading throughout
- Enormous vape thing x 2
- Jobs? - er no....
Needless to say "lead" = waste of my time!
Before I get too judgemental - no swearing at kids and they obviously love them to bits and total absence of the council terrier - felt a bit cheated!!!
AppleJuice said:
Don't worry, they'll find something to signal their status. Used to be how new the fridge/cooker/washer dumped in your front garden was.colonel c said:
Unless or until Openreach decide it’s worth upgrading the broadband in my part of the village, I guess I’ll just have to continue suffering the ignominy of the Sky dish.
Still according to opinions on this tread I’m well up in the council status already.
Me too; love a good supermarket voucher/deal. And I drive a van, mostly.Still according to opinions on this tread I’m well up in the council status already.
V8mate said:
texaxile said:
Are guys who work out in the gym while wearing "beats" headphones council?.
Not me, by the way.
Probably. Fashion victim, certainly.Not me, by the way.
alorotom said:
eck c said:
Young lass that cleans our gym, under-crackers on show over the top of the leggings and a set of massive cans that she just cant keep under control, she's very council and I love it.
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