A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
Triumph Man said:
austinsmirk said:
I'm back.
been asked to oversee some videos of our housing stock, to show staff/potential customers what's out there.
As I chaired the meeting, I commented earlier, there is no need. Each week, at 8pm on Police Camera, Traffic cops interceptors there is usually an hour of footage of our housing estates in all their glory
Usually with the money shot of an R32, S3 smashing down the fence in one of our gardens.
On another note. A new name for the council mix.
bentleyjai. I honestly kid you not. With automatic diagnosis of autism.
Do those kids get diagnosed as soon as they come out of the womb? been asked to oversee some videos of our housing stock, to show staff/potential customers what's out there.
As I chaired the meeting, I commented earlier, there is no need. Each week, at 8pm on Police Camera, Traffic cops interceptors there is usually an hour of footage of our housing estates in all their glory
Usually with the money shot of an R32, S3 smashing down the fence in one of our gardens.On another note. A new name for the council mix.
bentleyjai. I honestly kid you not. With automatic diagnosis of autism.
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
I thought the thread couldn't get any hotter but another post appears and just wow.This woman ticks all the boxes and is highly rated on the stonkometer of love. I can understand while the checkout would charge her twice . I would definitely want a second go at this dutchess of desire.
techiedave said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
I thought the thread couldn't get any hotter but another post appears and just wow.This woman ticks all the boxes and is highly rated on the stonkometer of love. I can understand while the checkout would charge her twice . I would definitely want a second go at this dutchess of desire.
Reading this, I’m so council;
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
techiedave said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
The story's now made The Sun Dave. I'd be quick, she's going to quickly be inundated with horny admirers
The sexual symbolism of these pics is there to see. 
Lord.Vader said:
Reading this, I’m so council;
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
You sound like a typical middle class.Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
Lord.Vader said:
Reading this, I’m so council;
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
Looks like I'm council too.Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
All those apply, except for candles, as they would kill our parrots.
I DO have Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
Jim the Sunderer said:
A bagain from Shabby Chiq North East; it reminds me of cjs racing. said:
Lord.Vader said:
Reading this, I’m so council;
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
Looks like I'm council too.Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
All those apply, except for candles, as they would kill our parrots.
I DO have Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
You can barely tell they're fake - remarkable.
Lord.Vader said:
Reading this, I’m so council;
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop inAsda Asdas / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
NOW you're councilBroken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
Lord.Vader said:
Reading this, I’m so council;
Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
If it helps you feel better, we shop between Aldi, Asda and the farm shop for meat. No fashion dog though !Broken phone (not the screen at least) - check
Love a bargain - check
Shop in Asda / Home bargains when in the Uk - check
Can’t get my wife out of Dunelm / The Range (etc) - check
Scented candles all over the bloody house - check
‘Fashion Dog’ - check (granted it was. Agreed we were advised suited our lifestyle)
I’ll leave now, my only saving grace is I have no social media.
austinsmirk said:
If it helps you feel better, we shop between Aldi, Asda and the farm shop for meat. No fashion dog though !
Round here, Lidl and Aldi are far less council than Asda, what a s
t hole that place is, don't know why it attracts such clientele as the prices are just the same as Tesco and Sainsburys, it's a mystery?Gary29 said:
austinsmirk said:
If it helps you feel better, we shop between Aldi, Asda and the farm shop for meat. No fashion dog though !
Round here, Lidl and Aldi are far less council than Asda, what a st hole that place is, don't know why it attracts such clientele as the prices are just the same as Tesco and Sainsburys, it's a mystery?Gary29 said:
Also, what about booking a taxi to collect you and your shopping from the front of Asda? Usually a middle aged woman with black greasy hair smoking a fag, neck tattoos and a swallow tattoo on her hand.
Taxi from the supermarket, always council?
Absolutely ... always broke but always money for a taxi ... god forbid they have to waddle anywhere under their own steamTaxi from the supermarket, always council?
alorotom said:
Gary29 said:
Also, what about booking a taxi to collect you and your shopping from the front of Asda? Usually a middle aged woman with black greasy hair smoking a fag, neck tattoos and a swallow tattoo on her hand.
Taxi from the supermarket, always council?
Absolutely ... always broke but always money for a taxi ... god forbid they have to waddle anywhere under their own steamTaxi from the supermarket, always council?
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