A bit council (Vol 3)

[hyphen]

Jaguar steve said:

mickk said:

Rick101 said:

I've never been able to understand why women are happy to publish photos of themselves in tiny bikinis with half their boobs and flaps hanging out yet peek over a changing room door to see them in their underwear and they go batst.

Women, totally mental. All of them.

When are you in court?

[FN2TypeR]

Bdevo3 said:

Chris944_S2 said:

MartG said:

Does demolishing your local Lidl with a stolen digger while trying to loot it count ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43271894

That shows a distinct lack of ambition. They could at least pick a middle of the range supermarket

Dublin retards. Everything stolen except work boots

"A Centra shop in Jobstown".

Irony overload me thinks

[Bdevo3]

FN2TypeR said:

Bdevo3 said:

Chris944_S2 said:

MartG said:

Does demolishing your local Lidl with a stolen digger while trying to loot it count ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43271894

That shows a distinct lack of ambition. They could at least pick a middle of the range supermarket

Dublin retards. Everything stolen except work boots

"A Centra shop in Jobstown".

Irony overload me thinks

When said in a Dublin skanger accent it's joeabstowwnn

[Yipper]

Lunch was Dairylea Ham and Cheese Lunchable stacker thingies.

With Nutella and Go sticks and choco spread.

Washed down with Pepsi Max.

Bought from a Total petrol station in the provinces.

[BBenzzz]

Yipper said:

Lunch was Dairylea Ham and Cheese Lunchable stacker thingies.

With Nutella and Go sticks and choco spread.

Washed down with Pepsi Max.

Bought from a Total petrol station in the provinces.

Surely this confirms that you are in fact, a child...?

[hyphen]

BBenzzz said:

Yipper said:

Lunch was Dairylea Ham and Cheese Lunchable stacker thingies.

With Nutella and Go sticks and choco spread.

Washed down with Pepsi Max.

Bought from a Total petrol station in the provinces.

Surely this confirms that you are in fact, a child...?

[alorotom]

BBenzzz said:

Surely this confirms that you are in fact, a child...?

And a feral council child at that!!

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

[jmorgan]

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

People wanting to bait mouse traps.

[anonymous-user]

jmorgan said:

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

People wanting to bait mouse traps.

Rodent infestation: council.

[austinsmirk]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5742047/lottery-priz...

ticks every box.

made up children's names.

living yr life in hope of winning the lotto

shattered dreams

compo face

going to the newspaper with a non story

[mon the fish]

From this weeks' MoneySavingExpert email...



Getting married in a Wetherspoons. Doesn't get more council than that. Councilistas love a good fight at a wedding; can you imagine the level of fighting once they've drunk gallons of cheap booze?

[Type R Tom]

mon the fish said:

From this weeks' MoneySavingExpert email...



Getting married in a Wetherspoons. Doesn't get more council than that. Councilistas love a good fight at a wedding; can you imagine the level of fighting once they've drunk gallons of cheap booze?

Having been to a few weddings in hotels and paid over £5 for a (if you're lucky) bottle of Doombar as there are no other real ale choices, the thought of having the choice of whole of the Spoons range and cheap is quite tempting.

[Dog Star]

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

Mrs DS, when I first met her. Modesty prevents me from saying what she was doing with it.
Sadly no more as she is at "that age" where women are on an eternal diet.

[Dog Star]

Type R Tom said:

Having been to a few weddings in hotels and paid over £5 for a (if you're lucky) bottle of Doombar as there are no other real ale choices, the thought of having the choice of whole of the Spoons range and cheap is quite tempting.

TBH I reckon these huge, overblown "Me me MEEEEE! It's all about ME!" weddings that cost a fking fortune are the most council weddings going. A quiet wedding - be it in a church or registry office with a reception in Wetherspoons sounds not only reasonable but pretty frugal too. Get's a thumbs up from me!

[alorotom]

Dog Star said:

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

Mrs DS, when I first met her. Modesty prevents me from saying what she was doing with it.
Sadly no more as she is at "that age" where women are on an eternal diet.

Not for lunch though surely ... or maybe it was ... hmmm ... she def sounds like a keeper

[V8mate]

alorotom said:

Dog Star said:

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

Mrs DS, when I first met her. Modesty prevents me from saying what she was doing with it.
Sadly no more as she is at "that age" where women are on an eternal diet.

Not for lunch though surely ... or maybe it was ... hmmm ... she def sounds like a keeper

I had Nutella for breakfast. On granary toast, with sliced banana on top

[jmorgan]

OpulentBob said:

jmorgan said:

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

People wanting to bait mouse traps.

Rodent infestation: council.

Hangs head in shame, though in my defence the stupid puss brings em in and lets them loose. Had one living in a washing machine for a week.

[schmunk]

jmorgan said:

OpulentBob said:

jmorgan said:

alorotom said:

Oh and who buys Nutella and Choc spread!!?

People wanting to bait mouse traps.

Rodent infestation: council.

Hangs head in shame, though in my defence the stupid puss brings em in and lets them loose. Had one living in a washing machine for a week.

Did it not get dizzy?

[jmorgan]

schmunk said:

Did it not get dizzy?

Built a nest from the (foam and fibre) cladding/sound deadening in one of the corners and the cat food bowl close by..... fattest mouse I have ever seen when I caught it.

Must have had little mouse ear defenders or something. Had to pull the machine out, drain it all down and turn it upside down, that was when a load of cat biscuits and mouse worry fell out.

[Pieman68]

Dog Star said:

TBH I reckon these huge, overblown "Me me MEEEEE! It's all about ME!" weddings that cost a fking fortune are the most council weddings going. A quiet wedding - be it in a church or registry office with a reception in Wetherspoons sounds not only reasonable but pretty frugal too. Get's a thumbs up from me!

Damn right. We got married in 2016 for around the £4k mark. Vintage bus to the register office, then back to the rugby club. Fish and chip van for the day guests sat out on the balcony, then the evening do we got sandwich platters from Costco along with a 3 tier pork pie wedding cake

It was all about us, but in a let's have a fun day with family and friends kind of way - we didn't even bother with any speeches

Council tendencies - most definitely but in effect the very antithesis of council