A bit council (Vol 3)

[Nickbrapp]

The man who wrapped CLINGFILM around a car parked outside his house

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-wou...


Everything on this story

Liverpool - council
Shorts - council
That man - council
Thinking you own the road outside your house - council
The comments - council

[hyphen]

Costa.


Hungry son this morning, he likes porridge so we pop into Costa on way. Go to the counter and ask for porridge, the bloke gets a pot noodle type plastic pot with a peelable lid, and pours hot water into it.

This seems a bit different from Pret and the like, but we go with it...

Have a taste and think this is very sweet, read on the side 17g of sugar for that small tub. Full ingredients: porridge flakes, dehydrated milk, sugar....

Costa, WTF is wrong with you? Won't be back.

Edited by hyphen on Saturday 23 September 19:22

[V8mate]

hyphen said:

Costa.


Hungry son this morning, he likes porridge so we pop into Costa on way. Go to the counter and ask for porridge, the bloke gets a pot noodle type plastic pot with a peelable lid, and pours hot water into it.

This seems a bit different from Pret and the like, but we go with it...

Have a taste and think this is very sweet, read on the side 17g of sugar for that small tub. Full ingredients: porridge flakes, dehydrated milk, sugar....

Costa, WTF is wrong with you? Won't be back.

Porridge flakes? WTF are they? Porridge is a dish you make from ingredients. It's not the bloody ingredient. I'll bet the reason is that they're not 100% oats; they'll have been milled with some cheap sawdust filler.

Costa is full council anyway. It's to coffee shops what carvery jobbies are to restaurants.

[Cold]

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

[55palfers]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4912144/Cr...

Fill your boots.

[schmunk]

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

What a load of balls.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

55palfers said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4912144/Cr...

Fill your boots.

I know that all normal-thinking folk know this, but the Mail really is the most appalling barf-prompting comic. I fking hate that rag.

[talksthetorque]

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

But not as bad as Porridge snobs.
( I've been putting brown sugar in my Costa porridge )

[anonymous-user]

hyphen said:

Costa.


Hungry son this morning, he likes porridge so we pop into Costa on way. Go to the counter and ask for porridge, the bloke gets a pot noodle type plastic pot with a peelable lid, and pours hot water into it.

This seems a bit different from Pret and the like, but we go with it...

Have a taste and think this is very sweet, read on the side 17g of sugar for that small tub. Full ingredients: porridge flakes, dehydrated milk, sugar....

Costa, WTF is wrong with you? Won't be back.

Edited by hyphen on Saturday 23 September 19:22

You can't high-horse about Costa and then admit you go to Pret(entious). Pret has far, FAR more ish food than Costa.

If I had my way I'd wait til Saturday lunchtime, then padlock the doors shut (on either/both establishments) and set the buildings on fire. 2 birds and all that.

[anonymous-user]

talksthetorque said:

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

But not as bad as Porridge snobs.
( I've been putting brown sugar in my Costa porridge )

There is so much wrong with that post.

[Stickyfinger]

OpulentBob said:

talksthetorque said:

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

But not as bad as Porridge snobs.
( I've been putting brown sugar in my Costa porridge )

There is so much wrong with that post.

FFS, put salt in it...be a man !

[talksthetorque]

Stickyfinger said:

OpulentBob said:

talksthetorque said:

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

But not as bad as Porridge snobs.
( I've been putting brown sugar in my Costa porridge )

There is so much wrong with that post.

FFS, put salt in it...be a man !

I have a scottish partner who doesn't even do that. ( although she does make it wih oats and water, and then pours cold milk on top)

[Ari]

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

Yeah because if there's one thing that chavs are noted for, it isn't Adidas trackers, it isn't nasty tattoos, it isn't double barrelled surnames, it isn't benefits or a mattress in the front garden.

No, it's being picky about their coffee.

FFS.

[Dog Star]

kowalski655 said:

easytiger123 said:

This has it all

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4905732/Gi...

That is disgusting!

Having to wait 18 minutes for a pizza in Dominoes!

If she was up to those kind of things with me then in 18 minutes I'd have banged her about 36 times, from past experience with the laydeez.

She'd have walked out looking like a plasterer's radio.

[Cold]

Ari said:

Yeah because if there's one thing that chavs are noted for, it isn't Adidas trackers, it isn't nasty tattoos, it isn't double barrelled surnames, it isn't benefits or a mattress in the front garden.

No, it's being picky about their coffee.

FFS.

Council isn't directly linked with chav. Critiquing someone's preference for a certain beverage as though there's some sort of hierarchy is misplaced elitism and therefore council.

[davhill]

55palfers said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4912144/Cr...

Fill your boots.

(Bingo) Wings Over High River? On the one with the butterfly tats, I didn't know muffin tops
came so far North.

[Ari]

Cold said:

Council isn't directly linked with chav. Critiquing someone's preference for a certain beverage as though there's some sort of hierarchy is misplaced elitism and therefore council.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.

[w1bbles]

I love the placement of this advert...

[nonsequitur]

schmunk said:

Cold said:

Coffee snobs, same as beer snobs. Council.

What a load of balls.

For football/rugby/tennis etc snobs?

[ben5575]

Whitbread = Costa, Beefeater, Brewers Fayre = Council