A bit council (Vol 3)

[S11Steve]

Europa1 said:

Is managing to spend more than 45 minutes in a KFC council?

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/kf...

With two kids in tow? Very possible if mine are anything to go by!!

Although KFC saying they have no right to waive the fine is BS. Luckily Civil Enforcement are next to useless when it comes to issuing compliant parking charges - but there are many other threads to discuss that.

[PurpleTurtle]

Juicy Couture is the most chav of chav brands, especially their hideous velour tracksuits.

Usually sported by a fat-arsed mother of four on the school run in a clapped out Zafira, steel wheels, one wheel trim missing, as she parks on zig zags outside the local primary despite endangering her own offspring.

Said fat arse normally on display because the elastic has gone in the waist so they are hanging down showing a grey looking thong that looks like a car cleaning rag and twinned with a pair of fake Ugg boots.

All worn whilst smoking a fag and looking out for a row with someone she's got Facebook beef with.

[alorotom]

PurpleTurtle said:

Juicy Couture is the most chav of chav brands, especially their hideous velour tracksuits.

Usually sported by a fat-arsed mother of four on the school run in a clapped out Zafira, steel wheels, one wheel trim missing, as she parks on zig zags outside the local primary despite endangering her own offspring.

Said fat arse normally on display because the elastic has gone in the waist so they are hanging down showing a grey looking thong that looks like a car cleaning rag and twinned with a pair of fake Ugg boots.

All worn whilst smoking a fag and looking out for a row with someone she's got Facebook beef with.

Sounds like you’re speaking from previous ... either she’s you lady of choice or she has had ‘social media beef’ with you previously

[Roofless Toothless]

There doesn't seem to be a rule that things can't be council but very nice at the same time, so I will nominate this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-41...

And good luck and happiness to them.

[PurpleTurtle]

alorotom said:

PurpleTurtle said:

Juicy Couture is the most chav of chav brands, especially their hideous velour tracksuits.

Usually sported by a fat-arsed mother of four on the school run in a clapped out Zafira, steel wheels, one wheel trim missing, as she parks on zig zags outside the local primary despite endangering her own offspring.

Said fat arse normally on display because the elastic has gone in the waist so they are hanging down showing a grey looking thong that looks like a car cleaning rag and twinned with a pair of fake Ugg boots.

All worn whilst smoking a fag and looking out for a row with someone she's got Facebook beef with.

Sounds like you’re speaking from previous ... either she’s you lady of choice or she has had ‘social media beef’ with you previously

Only that I used to live next to the worst of my local primaries, so saw this fashion parade on a twice daily basis.

[V8mate]

Cneci said:

I used to wear G-Star Raw jeans (the ones with patches on the knees, kind of like a jean cargo trouser) in my teens.

God knows what you guys think of those!

We don't think any less of you. In fact we feel sorry for you, stuck buying from the diffusion label and not being able to afford G-Star's core range.

[ReaperCushions]

Any takers? Seems like a bargain.

[davhill]

Errrmm, why does a legless mermaid need a pelvis?

[berlintaxi]

So you are now council if you own a tin opener

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news...

Me? Council as they come.

[numtumfutunch]

davhill said:

Errrmm, why does a legless mermaid need a pelvis?

Further proof of evolution of course

[anonymous-user]

berlintaxi said:

So you are now council if you own a tin opener

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news...

Me? Council as they come.

If you're from Liverpool and own a can opener, then we all accept you're council. But it's not the can opener that makes you so.

[RicksAlfas]

Roofless Toothless said:

There doesn't seem to be a rule that things can't be council but very nice at the same time, so I will nominate this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-41...

And good luck and happiness to them.

Good for them.
Far less council than blowing thousands you can't afford on white horses and matching glittery dresses for eight enormous bridesmaids.

[Stickyfinger]

ReaperCushions said:

Any takers? Seems like a bargain.

Does the lower half of a Mermaid smell of fish ?

[CanAm]

OpulentBob said:

If you're from Liverpool and own a can opener, then we all accept you're council. But it's not the can opener that makes you so.

Man from Essex calling Liverpool cahncil; a hint of irony there.

[Stickyfinger]

CanAm said:

irony .

Nice name for a girl

[FocusRS3]

Nickbrapp said:

Going on holiday in the U.K. Council.

Nah there are some beautiful parts of this country to holiday in especially if you have some imagination.
Beats getting dropped by Ryanair !

[Cneci]

V8mate said:

We don't think any less of you. In fact we feel sorry for you, stuck buying from the diffusion label and not being able to afford G-Star's core range.

The jeans are known as Elwoods.

I believe they are the original garment the brand produced.

Pretty certain they're part of the core brand?

[Bluedot]

Groupon really is the council gift that keeps on giving.
Today we have this delight:

Women's Bracelet Flask


Classy.
And yes, I'm well aware that being on the Groupon mailing list is probably considered council.

[Rawwr]

Why do councilistas wear enormously puffy down jackets all year round? It was 16°c at 7am this morning and there were two betracksuited scummers wearing them when I stopped for a coffee.

[Jimmy No Hands]

Rawwr said:

Why do councilistas wear enormously puffy down jackets all year round? It was 16°c at 7am this morning and there were two betracksuited scummers wearing them when I stopped for a coffee.

Where did you stop for a coffee? This is important.