A bit council (Vol 3)

[amusingduck]

alorotom said:

not sure on this one ... on one hand, getting naked in the papers, Cahncilll ... on the other, hell yeah!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7025686/lena...

Isn't she the person who molested her younger sister when they were kids?

[Dog Star]

sc0tt said:

alorotom said:

not sure on this one ... on one hand, getting naked in the papers, Cahncilll ... on the other, hell yeah!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7025686/lena...

Hell yeah?

I dread to imagine what you look like if you think that is even worth a second look. What an absolute swamp donkey.

Eye wood two.
Looks council as f--k, tattooes.
Yet looks nice in a posh frock.
Sign me up.

[Shuvi McTupya]

Dog Star said:

Eye wood two.
Looks council as f--k, tattooes.
Yet looks nice in a posh frock.
Sign me up.

I really wish i could find these sort of women even remotely attractive. it would certainly open up my options, but i just can't.

[CanAm]

Never heard of her. She scrubs up reasonably well in a posh frock, except that the tattoos just scream "council".

What goes through the mind of these young 'actresses' when they have such tasteless tats done?

[Bullett]

You'd think that if you were an actor the last thing you would want would be a tattoo.

[motco]

Bullett said:

You'd think that if you were an actor the last thing you would want would be a tattoo.

Quite! And ear piercings too - they remain visible even when the metalwork is removed which is incongruous in some roles.

[Frank7]

CanAm said:

Never heard of her. She scrubs up reasonably well in a posh frock, except that the tattoos just scream "council".

What goes through the mind of these young 'actresses' when they have such tasteless tats done?

I knew that my younger daughter-in-law watched “Girls”, which Lena Dunham wrote and appeared in, so when my son, (her husband), dropped by today, I showed him the shots, and said, “What do you think?”
He said, “I think that if me or Tony, (his brother), had brought a girl home like that skank, mum would have gone apesh*t, and you would have demanded a DNA test on us.”

[jdw100]

Frank7 said:

CanAm said:

Never heard of her. She scrubs up reasonably well in a posh frock, except that the tattoos just scream "council".

What goes through the mind of these young 'actresses' when they have such tasteless tats done?

I knew that my younger daughter-in-law watched “Girls”, which Lena Dunham wrote and appeared in, so when my son, (her husband), dropped by today, I showed him the shots, and said, “What do you think?”
He said, “I think that if me or Tony, (his brother), had brought a girl home like that skank, mum would have gone apesh*t, and you would have demanded a DNA test on us.”

I’m sorry but everything you have just written above says ‘council’.

Please exit this thread.

[ApOrbital]

Wind chimes in the garden fking useless annoying things.

[JimmyConwayNW]

I thought this was a made up story - This is one of the best council articles I have ever read.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/foo...

[MartG]

JimmyConwayNW said:

I thought this was a made up story - This is one of the best council articles I have ever read.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/foo...

If that's his 'smart casual' I'd hate to see what he considers dressing down

[Butter Face]

MartG said:

JimmyConwayNW said:

I thought this was a made up story - This is one of the best council articles I have ever read.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/foo...

If that's his 'smart casual' I'd hate to see what he considers dressing down

Obviously got form for being an asshole too.

'When I start kicking off I embarrass Lucy so I tried to keep it all on the down-low.'

[KAgantua]

Butter Face said:

MartG said:

JimmyConwayNW said:

I thought this was a made up story - This is one of the best council articles I have ever read.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/foo...

If that's his 'smart casual' I'd hate to see what he considers dressing down

Obviously got form for being an asshole too.

'When I start kicking off I embarrass Lucy so I tried to keep it all on the down-low.'

I didnt even get that far on the video TBH, had to close the tab as my processor was going through the roof!
What is it with these small papers and their websites full of crap?

[kowalski655]

"Smart" and "casual" does not equal "smart casual"
Also up you're arse"... poor journalism.

[ben5575]

Council or Genius?

Waiting in my local chinese take away tonight, a bloke walks in, head to toe in reflective safety gear who's clearly had a fair few after work.

Leaning against the counter, he managers to slur out his order. After several attempts the order is successfully placed and he then asks for it to be delivered.

Woman asks for the address, he gives it and once she has it, he asks her if he can get a lift home with his food!

I may have to remember that one!

[nicanary]

ben5575 said:

Council or Genius?

Waiting in my local chinese take away tonight, a bloke walks in, head to toe in reflective safety gear who's clearly had a fair few after work.

Leaning against the counter, he managers to slur out his order. After several attempts the order is successfully placed and he then asks for it to be delivered.

Woman asks for the address, he gives it and once she has it, he asks her if he can get a lift home with his food!

I may have to remember that one!

He may have to wait a while. On a Saturday night most takeaway shops will have a waiting list of an hour or so, in addition to which the driver will probably leave with half-a-dozen orders and he is morally obliged to arrange his round to visit first the house which has been waiting the longest. That chancer will be a tad surprised when the driver takes off in the opposite direction to his own house. Mind you, knowing delivery drivers, they could well be swayed by a hefty financial bribe.

[Butter Face]

And surely a lot easier and more straightforward to pay for a bloody taxi and eat your chinese at home whilst it's warm.

But council money, upmarket council tastes I suppose!

[g3org3y]

Takeaways are council.

Ever watched Rich House, Poor House?

First thing the poor family do once they get their 'rich' budget is order a takeaway.

[ben5575]

g3org3y said:

Takeaways are council.

Ever watched Rich House, Poor House?

First thing the poor family do once they get their 'rich' budget is order a takeaway.

I'll have you know I was buying two bags of chips and a pot of gravy to accompany my pie for tea, thank you very much.

Hang on though, the pies were farm shop bought and involved me applying an egg wash prior to me cooking them myself in my, <pinches shirt/gives smug humble brag look> Miele oven. They were also accompanied by vegetables.

Oh no, but I was feeding my children pie

Once again I am conflicted council; this is all so confusing!

[hyphen]

g3org3y said:

Takeaways are council.

Ever watched Rich House, Poor House?

First thing the poor family do once they get their 'rich' budget is order a takeaway.

Depends on what you get and how often! Delivery of good quality food straight off the menu of a known restaurant is different from the daily donner kebab from some rundown takeaway.