A bit council (Vol 3)

[nonsequitur]

Bullett said:

You'd think that if you were an actor the last thing you would want would be a tattoo.

Rumour has it that Sean Connery has a 'Scotland Forever' tattoo on his forearm which was covered up for filming.

[Bullett]

Did he get it before or after he became a bankable name?

[nonsequitur]

Bullett said:

Did he get it before or after he became a bankable name?

I'm guessing before.

[anonymous-user]

g3org3y said:

Takeaways are council.

Ever watched Rich House, Poor House?

First thing the poor family do once they get their 'rich' budget is order a takeaway.

just watched an episode. poor house not worked, no effort to work live off the state. rich house works hard, has nice things, hmmmm

[55palfers]

Bullett said:

Did he get it before or after he became a bankable name?

Did he get it before or after he became a tax exile in The Bahamas?

[motco]

hyphen said:

Depends on what you get and how often! Delivery of good quality food straight off the menu of a known restaurant is different from the daily donner kebab from some rundown takeaway filthy van parked in a lay by.

That's more like it!

[davhill]

nonsequitur said:

I'm guessing before.

It'd be possible to tell.
If it says, 'Shcotland Forever'...

[Jimmy Recard]

Thesprucegoose said:

just watched an episode. poor house not worked, no effort to work live off the state. rich house works hard, has nice things, hmmmm

I remember one of them where it said something like "The husband did have a job that paid far more, but he resigned because of the long hours."

I lost all sympathy for him and his wife

[anonymous-user]

Jimmy Recard said:

I remember one of them where it said something like "The husband did have a job that paid far more, but he resigned because of the long hours."

I lost all sympathy for him and his wife

I feel sorry for the kids.

it is poverty porn though

Edited by Thesprucegoose on Sunday 19th August 18:47

[alorotom]

Jimmy Recard said:

Thesprucegoose said:

just watched an episode. poor house not worked, no effort to work live off the state. rich house works hard, has nice things, hmmmm

I remember one of them where it said something like "The husband did have a job that paid far more, but he resigned because of the long hours."

I lost all sympathy for him and his wife

There was a one recently where the chap was a qualified engineer and lived in Hartlepool but complained that the only jobs he saw were in Newcastle and Middlesbrough ... the former all of 40mins in the car / 1hr on the train, the latter 30mins in the car / 30mins on the train ... therefore he didn’t work! (It’s a journey I did daily for 18mths when I lived in Hartlepool and worked in Newcastle)

Pathetic bone idle mouth breathing wastes of skin.

Total poverty porn though (!)

[motco]

Christ! I haven't had a workaday journey of less than 45 minutes since 1968! Mostly it has been an hour or more. Lazy barsteward!

[colonel c]

ben5575 said:

g3org3y said:

Takeaways are council.

Ever watched Rich House, Poor House?

First thing the poor family do once they get their 'rich' budget is order a takeaway.

I'll have you know I was buying two bags of chips and a pot of gravy to accompany my pie for tea, thank you very much.

Hang on though, the pies were farm shop bought and involved me applying an egg wash prior to me cooking them myself in my, <pinches shirt/gives smug humble brag look> Miele oven. They were also accompanied by vegetables.

Oh no, but I was feeding my children pie

Once again I am conflicted council; this is all so confusing!

Dress it up how you like but gravy with chips!! Need I say more.

[ApOrbital]

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[gothatway]

alorotom said:

There was a one recently where the chap was a qualified engineer ...

Chartered ? Or "qualified" as in "not-really-an" engineer ?

[ben5575]

colonel c said:

Dress it up how you like but gravy with chips!! Need I say more.

Ha no; you really don't need to.

[V8mate]

Gary29 said:

wildoliver said:

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Hull daily mail the gift that keeps giving.

Trampy sofa ??

Sofa on tick.

GILF

I reckon.

[anonymous-user]

V8mate said:

Gary29 said:

wildoliver said:

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Hull daily mail the gift that keeps giving.

Trampy sofa ??

Sofa on tick.

GILF

I reckon.

Yep.

[GIYess]

I'm signing myself in here with head hung in shame!

Offence? Saturday, shopping, hungry children. Greggs, Sausage roll each. We had a pasty.

[The Dangerous Elk]

Council = the only time you eat fruit (banana, cus its sweet init) is when you take and eat the FREE STUFF put out for kids @ the supermarket entrance.

Leaning on the trolly to move your fat gut from Crisps to Desserts

[Dog Star]

OpulentBob said:

V8mate said:

Gary29 said:

wildoliver said:

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Hull daily mail the gift that keeps giving.

Trampy sofa ??

Sofa on tick.

GILF

I reckon.

Yep.

It's amazing how many on this thread are confessing their liking for council skanks. It makes you realise why they've all got a bun in the oven so early in life. Council birds are just "better" than the private birds.