A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED
Author
Discussion

jules_s

4,287 posts

233 months

Monday 20th August 2018
quotequote all
Seventy said:
gus607 said:
Family of 11 want 6 bedroom house !

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7050452/family-of-11...
There’s a family of 12 who live in my (small) town. They’ve got two council houses knocked together to make a 6 bedroom house.
Apparently she didn’t even know she’d had the last one, it just fell out.
Those flats are right in the middle of Cabot Circus - hardly to be sniffed at

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
jules_s said:
Those flats are right in the middle of Cabot Circus - hardly to be sniffed at
There is Castle Park just up from there too. My heart bleeds ...

wolfracesonic

7,002 posts

127 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
austinsmirk said:
Says the woman who treats her womb like a clown car...





clap Deserves more recognition I think.


Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
jules_s said:
Those flats are right in the middle of Cabot Circus - hardly to be sniffed at
I misread that as Cabot Square, (Canary Wharf, Docklands, London E14), and thought, “they must mean Westferry Circus, Jeez, there goes the neighbourhood.”

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
Council house bingo again:
-Caravan park
-badly behaved brats
-with stupid names
-no dad mentioned (according to comments-he's banged up)
-abusive to staff
-complaining to paper
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16369392.displa...
although the kid on the right hasnt mastered the compo face yet


Edited by kowalski655 on Tuesday 21st August 11:03

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
kowalski655 said:
Council house bingo again:
-Caravan park
-badly behaved brats
-with stupid names
-no dad mentioned (according to comments-he's banged up)
-abusive to staff
-complaining to paper
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16369392.displa...
although the kid on the right hasnt mastered the compo face yet


Edited by kowalski655 on Tuesday 21st August 11:03
Comedy names - 2 are surnames, one is intials (although there is a top-class cyclist whose name is Tejay) and the other is misspelt. (Have I just mispelt misspelt?) My belief is that they arrive at the Registrars office , get handed a form and a pen, and have to manage by themselves to somehow write down the newborn's name - with an IQ of a lobotomised monkey they struggle a bit.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
kowalski655 said:
Council house bingo again:
-Caravan park
-badly behaved brats
-with stupid names
-no dad mentioned (according to comments-he's banged up)
-abusive to staff
-complaining to paper
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16369392.displa...
although the kid on the right hasnt mastered the compo face yet


Edited by kowalski655 on Tuesday 21st August 11:03
I once ejected myself from a council style caravan site, not realised until staying for one night. No newspapers were bothered with this tasty story.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
obviously a time of mourning.

Or for Dogstar- 15 mins alone. Feast yr eyes on those beauties.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6082269/Ro...


jules_s

4,287 posts

233 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
Grahamdub said:
jules_s said:
Those flats are right in the middle of Cabot Circus - hardly to be sniffed at
There is Castle Park just up from there too. My heart bleeds ...
Over run by gangs of spice heads these
Days unfortunately

Harry H

3,398 posts

156 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
austinsmirk said:
obviously a time of mourning.

Or for Dogstar- 15 mins alone. Feast yr eyes on those beauties.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6082269/Ro...
He died whilst racing a horse and cart on a public highway yet the car driver was the one arrested. I somehow doubt the other racers were also charged.

The one on the right with the can of redbull...my word, one fine filly

Edited by Harry H on Tuesday 21st August 14:51

Gary29

4,159 posts

99 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
Harry H said:
He died whilst racing a horse and cart on a public highway yet the car driver was the one arrested. I somehow doubt the other racers were also charged.

The one on the right with the can of redbull...my word, one fine filly

Edited by Harry H on Tuesday 21st August 14:51
I'd definitely be 'grabbing' both of the Red Bull drinkers given half the chance.

Henners

12,230 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
Hmm don’t use Ground Force Landscapes hehe


amusingduck

9,396 posts

136 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
An Apple logo?

Really? laugh

MartG

20,679 posts

204 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
austinsmirk said:
obviously a time of mourning.

Or for Dogstar- 15 mins alone. Feast yr eyes on those beauties.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6082269/Ro...
Funeral director bloke in the grey suit looks like he's wondering wtf is going on

alorotom

11,941 posts

187 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
Sweet lord ... the redbull holders indeed!

Fail though .. not enough Periwinkle Bloo, or encrusted shrines

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
It was very considerate of the police to close the road (for the cart racing) and provide an escort for the mourners.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
jules_s said:
Over run by gangs of spice heads these
Days unfortunately
Sounds like a lot of Bristol then laugh Queen Square had a few in the other afternoon too.

100SRV

2,134 posts

242 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
I am not sure whether this is "council" or "considerate"

Having the previously planted area beyond your boundary paved so you can park at a jaunty angle:


ReaperCushions

6,018 posts

184 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
MartG said:
austinsmirk said:
obviously a time of mourning.

Or for Dogstar- 15 mins alone. Feast yr eyes on those beauties.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6082269/Ro...
Funeral director bloke in the grey suit looks like he's wondering wtf is going on
By the looks of it, his bank balance is expanding nicely... what a huge affair.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

247 months

Tuesday 21st August 2018
quotequote all
100SRV said:
I am not sure whether this is "council" or "considerate"

Having the previously planted area beyond your boundary paved so you can park at a jaunty angle:

Has to be council to let your property look that tatty while having a 'flash' car to show everyone you are doing ok financially.

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED