A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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wildoliver

8,780 posts

216 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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nonsequitur said:
Shuvi McTupya said:
Dog Star said:
Pah! This is my favourite cloud9

If women that look like that turn you on you must walk around your average town centre on a friday night with a raging stalk on!
I think Dog Star was being ironic. I hope.
I bet he wasn't!

mickk

28,864 posts

242 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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gus607 said:
Surely they can't be real ? Can they ?
False fingernails are horrible.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,956 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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alorotom said:
LeadFarmer said:
Gary29 said:
Blimey

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.
Indeed ... not even wild horses could drag me off ...
likely diseased as fk, she's probably been fired in to more than Tupac.

Captain Smerc

3,021 posts

116 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
likely diseased as fk, she's probably been fired in to more than Tupac.
rofl

colonel c

7,890 posts

239 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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Gary29 said:
Blimey

Oh my!

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
alorotom said:
LeadFarmer said:
Gary29 said:
Blimey

I would.

In fact, I wouldn't ever climb off her. She would have to wait until I've rotted off.
Indeed ... not even wild horses could drag me off ...
likely diseased as fk, she's probably been fired in to more than Tupac.
I showed the picture to my 21 y.o. nephew, (his g.f. is a slim, gorgeous 22 y.o.)
He took a quick look, and said, “Couldn’t have me, the fat slag.”

Whistle

1,405 posts

133 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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She even beats the council bird in the blue tights in her council kitchen.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,956 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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Frank7 said:
his g.f. is a slim, gorgeous 22 y.o.
In true PH tradition...............


'this statement is worthless without pics'

Although, at 41, I'm admittedly old enough to be her dad, the shame I feel!

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

131 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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gus607 said:
Surely they can't be real ? Can they ?

What, the Rolls Royces? Yes, I think they are real.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Wednesday 22nd August 2018
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Dog Star said:
sc0tt said:
alorotom said:
not sure on this one ... on one hand, getting naked in the papers, Cahncilll ... on the other, hell yeah!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7025686/lena...
Hell yeah?

I dread to imagine what you look like if you think that is even worth a second look. What an absolute swamp donkey.
Eye wood two.
Looks council as f--k, tattooes.
Yet looks nice in a posh frock.
Sign me up.
She looks like her fanny smells like a chip shop.

ninepoint2

3,279 posts

160 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Whistle said:
She even beats the council bird in the blue tights in her council kitchen.
oh yes indeed, thanks for the reminder biggrin



MikeT66

2,680 posts

124 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Gary29 said:
Blimey

Fantabulous. Pretty sure the deceased wouldn't be the only stiff one there when she rocked up.

smileymikey

1,446 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Whistle said:
She even beats the council bird in the blue tights in her council kitchen.
Nope. Nobody beats her

Supercilious Sid

2,575 posts

161 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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PositronicRay said:
What amazes me is do young women spend time and effort dressing up, look in the mirror and think 'looking good today'

Then I'm thinking kudos for not giving a rats arse about what anyone else thinks!
True and I'm told that is a similar attitude in Italy where a lot of ladies dress like tramps at home but look a million dollars when out and about.

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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smileymikey said:
Whistle said:
She even beats the council bird in the blue tights in her council kitchen.
Nope. Nobody beats her
Where's the buxom one from an early Aintree thread?

HTP99

22,550 posts

140 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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ninepoint2 said:
Whistle said:
She even beats the council bird in the blue tights in her council kitchen.
oh yes indeed, thanks for the reminder biggrin


Cringe!

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Frank7 said:
his g.f. is a slim, gorgeous 22 y.o.
In true PH tradition...............


'this statement is worthless without pics'

Although, at 41, I'm admittedly old enough to be her dad, the shame I feel!


The only one I could find, she was in the Algarve with a friend, best I could do, sorry, you’ll have to take my word that she’s got a beautiful face.

HTP99

22,550 posts

140 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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And it gets even cringier!!!!

MYOB

4,787 posts

138 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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Frank7 said:


The only one I could find, she was in the Algarve with a friend, best I could do, sorry, you’ll have to take my word that she’s got a beautiful face.
Have you seriously posted a picture of your son's girlfriend in her bikini?

zedx19

2,746 posts

140 months

Thursday 23rd August 2018
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MYOB said:
Have you seriously posted a picture of your son's girlfriend in her bikini?
And not a very good one at that, shocking.

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