A bit council (Vol 3)

[NoVetec]

Potentially non-council if they have any Irish heritage in either of their families. And of course providing Tommy is the middle name.

[nigelpugh7]

Captain Smerc said:

That phrase has literally had me in pieces !!

[nigelpugh7]

nigelpugh7 said:

That phrase has literally had me in pieces !!

Sorry i meant this one!

likely diseased as fk, she's probably been fired in to more than Tupac.

[nigelpugh7]

colonel c said:

Oh my!

Indeed she could rock my world any time.

[nigelpugh7]

nigelpugh7 said:

Indeed she could rock my world any time.

Sorry must be the machine I’m using, quoting is just not working for me today!!

[nigelpugh7]

Gary29 said:

Blimey

Yes please!! And twice on Sundays.

[FN2TypeR]

nigelpugh7 said:

nigelpugh7 said:

That phrase has literally had me in pieces !!

Sorry i meant this one!

likely diseased as fk, she's probably been fired in to more than Tupac.

More than four sexual encounters.

Shocking stuff.

[OddCat]

Rawwr said:

I've known him for years but there's a limit...

I thought a "Keegantomy" was the surgical removal of permed hair

[anonymous-user]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/47378...

"A MUM was shocked after buying pyjamas from high street store Peacocks to see the waistband spelled out the word "anal".

[PositronicRay]

techiedave said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/47378...

"A MUM was shocked after buying pyjamas from high street store Peacocks to see the waistband spelled out the word "anal".

Peacocks are looking into the matter.

[V8mate]

PositronicRay said:

techiedave said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/47378...

"A MUM was shocked after buying pyjamas from high street store Peacocks to see the waistband spelled out the word "anal".

Peacocks are looking into the matter.

The story is nearly three years old! It was on here and YSC.

[Shuvi McTupya]

PositronicRay said:

techiedave said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/47378...

"A MUM was shocked after buying pyjamas from high street store Peacocks to see the waistband spelled out the word "anal".

Peacocks are looking into the matter.

Daily Star said:

Marie was offered a full refund when she spoke to head office but she added: "What about my embarrassment of having to go back in there? I said I wanted a full refund and a £10 gift voucher and he said he couldn't do that."

A couple of things spring to mind, the first is that a £10 voucher will cover her 'embarrassment' and the second is that she was speaking to the wrong office. Surely the 'head' office doesn't deal with Anal issues..

Edited by Shuvi McTupya on Monday 27th August 18:48

[nonsequitur]

V8mate said:

PositronicRay said:

techiedave said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/47378...

"A MUM was shocked after buying pyjamas from high street store Peacocks to see the waistband spelled out the word "anal".

Peacocks are looking into the matter.

The story is nearly three years old! It was on here and YSC.

Anything concerning bottoms has no sell-by date.

[nonsequitur]

Shuvi McTupya said:

A couple of things spring to mind, the first is that a £10 voucher will cover her 'embarrassment' and the second is that she was speaking to the wrong office. Surely the 'head' office doesn't deal with Anal issues..

Edited by Shuvi McTupya on Monday 27th August 18:48

They do. You will find the correct department at the rear of the building.

[Shuvi McTupya]

nonsequitur said:

They do. You will find the correct department at the rear of the building.

But don't waste your time complaining to one of the office bods, you want to be dealing with an Ass. Manager at the bare minimum.

[generationx]

Shuvi McTupya said:

But don't waste your time complaining to one of the office bods, you want to be dealing with an Ass. Manager at the bare minimum.

One for the Juvenile Things thread right there...

[Shuvi McTupya]

generationx said:

One for the Juvenile Things thread right there...

Quoting for posterioty.

Ok..I'm done now.

[talksthetorque]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Quoting for posterioty.

Ok..I'm done now.

with your username I expected a lot of activity on this one.

[gothatway]

nonsequitur said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

A couple of things spring to mind, the first is that a £10 voucher will cover her 'embarrassment' and the second is that she was speaking to the wrong office. Surely the 'head' office doesn't deal with Anal issues..

They do. You will find the correct department at the rear of the building.

Accessed via the back passage.

[Fermit TKASS]

FN2TypeR said:

nigelpugh7 said:

nigelpugh7 said:

That phrase has literally had me in pieces !!

Sorry i meant this one!

likely diseased as fk, she's probably been fired in to more than Tupac.

More than four sexual encounters.

Shocking stuff.

OK, 'more pricks than The Red Lions dartboard'

Quantify that one killjoy