A bit council (Vol 3)

[Stan the Bat]

I just adapted it from the RAT quote.

Seemed apt.

[I Love Cake]

Queueing for 7 hours for the grand opening of a discount supermarket.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/21/budget-supermarket-...

[Kermit power]

captain_cynic said:

Most UK holidays are council, but not all council holidays are in the UK.

Also, buffet breakfast at a hotel... Council.

What sort of drugs are you on???

Try walking, mountain biking or similar in Snowdonia just as one example. Very much lacking in council the last time I checked. I suspect it says more about the sort of person you are if the places you've been in the UK are council destinations.

As for buffet breakfasts in hotels being council, I take it you've never travelled anywhere on business? The last thing I'd want to do is waste extra time in the morning waiting for table service.

[matrignano]

Faro, Farò airport, and anywhere nearby

[anonymous-user]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Stan the Bat said:

You are not wrong, in this country you are never more than ten metres from a scrote.

I must be a scrote then as there is no one else within 10 meters of me

If you look around and can’t see any scrotes, then you’re the scrote.

[SpeckledJim]

El stovey said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

Stan the Bat said:

You are not wrong, in this country you are never more than ten metres from a scrote.

I must be a scrote then as there is no one else within 10 meters of me

If you look around and can’t see any scrotes, then you’re the scrote.

The 'nutter on the bus' theory.

[CoolHands]

Champions league of darts, bbc 1 now. Jeez why are the main players always so hideous with their dress sense / hair styles?

[Jimmy Recard]

Mr Peel said:

Dog Star said:

I don't know what it is about the British underclass - I don't recall if I mentioned this already on this thread - Mrs DS and I went away for ten days to Baden Baden and Bavaria. Once in Germany we almost never saw a UK registered car - I'd state for sure less than ten in the whole trip. Odd. I never saw a single scrote, no chavvy, badly behaved kids, no shaven headed angry men, no inflated lips spray tanned horrors of women. It was just nice.

Yes, but that's a very nice area - like a German family coming for a fortnight in the Lake District, Cotswolds etc. They wouldn't see any 'scrotes' either.

This. Germany has sponging scrotes too, you're just unlikely to see them in well-to-do places.

Spend a week on Sandbanks, you'll see no scrotes. Spend a week in Sandbach, you'll plenty of scrotes

[Stan the Bat]

CoolHands said:

Champions league of darts, bbc 1 now. Jeez why are the main players always so hideous with their dress sense / hair styles?

That guy is an Aussie.

[smileymikey]

Stan the Bat said:

CoolHands said:

Champions league of darts, bbc 1 now. Jeez why are the main players always so hideous with their dress sense / hair styles?

That guy is an Aussie.

That's formal evening dress for an Aussie.

[Pericoloso]

smileymikey said:

Stan the Bat said:

CoolHands said:

Champions league of darts, bbc 1 now. Jeez why are the main players always so hideous with their dress sense / hair styles?

That guy is an Aussie.

That's formal evening dress for an Aussie.

They call them Bogans down there.

[nonsequitur]

smileymikey said:

Stan the Bat said:

CoolHands said:

Champions league of darts, bbc 1 now. Jeez why are the main players always so hideous with their dress sense / hair styles?

That guy is an Aussie.

That's formal evening dress for an Aussie.

And the Mullet. Thirty years late.

[Pericoloso]

nonsequitur said:

And the Mullet. Thirty years late.

Not really a Mullet ,the hair goes down to his waist in a dreadlock style.

[nonsequitur]

Pericoloso said:

nonsequitur said:

And the Mullet. Thirty years late.

Not really a Mullet ,the hair goes down to his waist in a dreadlock style.

A Mullock then.

[Vaud]

Kermit power said:

What sort of drugs are you on???

Try walking, mountain biking or similar in Snowdonia just as one example. Very much lacking in council the last time I checked. I suspect it says more about the sort of person you are if the places you've been in the UK are council destinations.

As for buffet breakfasts in hotels being council, I take it you've never travelled anywhere on business? The last thing I'd want to do is waste extra time in the morning waiting for table service.

Quite.

Check out North Norfolk. Lots of expensive holiday rental properties and Londonites.

As for buffets, when I travel on business we normally use SPG hotels. Some are very nice (check out the W in Barcelona as an example)

All buffets. Not council.

[motco]

nonsequitur said:

Pericoloso said:

nonsequitur said:

And the Mullet. Thirty years late.

Not really a Mullet ,the hair goes down to his waist in a dreadlock style.

A Mullock then.

Pillock actually

[AppleJuice]

A friend replied to this banal post, which subsequently appeared my Facebook () feed:

[Frank7]

matrignano said:

Faro, Farò airport, and anywhere nearby

The old town in Faro has some sophisticated bars and restaurants, also Rua do Prior can be good, but as I recall, Thursday nights seemed to be students let’s go nuts night there.
Albufeira is chav city, at any time, although you can find decent restaurants if you look around.

[gothatway]

Council pub/restaurant/cafe : one which has its menus laminated.

[anonymous-user]

My mum works with a girl.

She is pregnant doesn't know who dad is. Bf she is with doesn't want to know about. Ex bf who beat her says he will stand by her and look after them both.

So fking sad and council.