A bit council (Vol 3)

[alorotom]

essayer said:

Taking your children to McDonalds, then sitting the whole family at the iPad table, getting your food delivered directly there - ensuring said sprogs can stuff food into their mouths whilst continuing to monopolise the tablet area, smearing salt and milkshake over the screens while they do so

I don’t condone or disagree and certainly don’t do this myself however I assumed that that was the precise purpose of those tablets??

[ST Ford]

essayer said:

Taking your children to McDonalds, then sitting the whole family at the iPad table, getting your food delivered directly there - ensuring said sprogs can stuff food into their mouths whilst continuing to monopolise the tablet area, smearing salt and milkshake over the screens while they do so

What! McDonald’s have iPads at tables now? Mind = blown. Surely they would have to be chained down with a pad lock on so chavs don’t rob them to stick on there Corsa C dashboard

[essayer]

ST Ford said:

What! McDonald’s have iPads at tables now? Mind = blown. Surely they would have to be chained down with a pad lock on so chavs don’t rob them to stick on there Corsa C dashboard

Well, some android thing

[StanleyT]

austinsmirk said:

p4cks said:

Just moved into a house where the previous owner or an associate has drilled a spy hole all the way through the bog door

Sounds like a place in Mancs I lived in the late 1980s, no one knew how to open the room doors it appeared in our 20 person communal hall flat. I can only presume the reason the put doors on of egg-box card board was they knew they would be all broke by the end of the year and the hall could replace them cheapo.

This led to a joke employed often. As door were so often in disarry they were covered up by gaffa taping copies of NME / MEN / The Garuinard etc over the holes on both sides. Now if someone was really pissed, we'd swap a broken door in the hall for their door with a hole in and make sure the "inside" was covered with paper. Bang! They hit the door and then try and find the handle. Then we went to the "no door" level of the joke, they'd try and find the handle, break through the paper and fall flat into the corridor! Urban myth had it a flat near us then made a fake "external door" so said room escapee came out so fast the exited the paper door and broke their arm on the barrier door in the corridor - which was actually the flats table put outside their room.

[Jim the Sunderer]

I viewed a house a few years ago with punched through doors and stacks of homoerotic 'Muscle' mags, the bloody fairy.

[funkyrobot]

ST Ford said:

What! McDonald’s have iPads at tables now? Mind = blown. Surely they would have to be chained down with a pad lock on so chavs don’t rob them to stick on there Corsa C dashboard

Incorrect use of 'there'.

Council.

[wildoliver]

Calling dogstar......

Local porn actress/prostitute article on being a model. Hull for bonus point.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

[Dog Star]

wildoliver said:

Calling dogstar......

Local porn actress/prostitute article on being a model. Hull for bonus point.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Perfect! Right up my street.

Here's another thing that's council: when you cop off with a really common bird and you kiss her and she tastes of cigarettes.

[wildoliver]

Dog Star said:

wildoliver said:

Calling dogstar......

Local porn actress/prostitute article on being a model. Hull for bonus point.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Perfect! Right up my street.

Here's another thing that's council: when you cop off with a really common bird and you kiss her and she tastes of cigarettes.

Is it wrong thats brought back happy memories of a mispent youth?

[V8mate]

Dog Star said:

wildoliver said:

Calling dogstar......

Local porn actress/prostitute article on being a model. Hull for bonus point.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Perfect! Right up my street.

Here's another thing that's council: when you cop off with a really common bird and you kiss her and she tastes of cigarettes.

Worse if you kiss her and she tastes of cock.

[oakdale]

V8mate said:

Worse if you kiss her and she tastes of cock.

Some of us don't know what cock tastes like.

[Cotty]

Cheryl Tweedy is council, but by god she looks fit in that silver dress.

https://www.metro.news/cheryl-struts-up-a-storm-fo...

[Gary29]

Cotty said:

Cheryl Tweedy is council, but by god she looks fit in that silver dress.

https://www.metro.news/cheryl-struts-up-a-storm-fo...

I prefer the bird from Hull

[TwistingMyMelon]

Dog Star said:

wildoliver said:

Calling dogstar......

Local porn actress/prostitute article on being a model. Hull for bonus point.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

Perfect! Right up my street.

Here's another thing that's council: when you cop off with a really common bird and you kiss her and she tastes of cigarettes.

Haha oh yes ramming your tongue down a randoms throat with the sweet taste of fags, cheap perfume and strongbow

Even better once she asks you back to hers, followed by "youll ave to be gone by 6am as thats when my other alf finishes his night shift and you got a tenner for the elecy metter and a kebab"

[ApOrbital]

Gary29 said:

I prefer the bird from Hull

Nah it's go to be the kitchen lass.

[Frank7]

Cotty said:

Cheryl Tweedy is council, but by god she looks fit in that silver dress.

https://www.metro.news/cheryl-struts-up-a-storm-fo...

These things are all subjective, she has an undeniably attractive face, enough to make it worthwhile trying to decode her accent, but I think that were I ever to get close enough to do her “doggy style”, all that ink on her back and buttocks would make me throw up.
As for the skank from Hull, how the hell does the word glamour get into her job description?

[Adenauer]

austinsmirk said:

We don’t even build hses now with large fenced gardens: they cannot look after them

Square if tarmac at the front for putting the mobility car on, or bmw. Patch of grass at the back.

Honestly we’re breeding a society of idiots.

That is really very sad and concerning.

[nigelpugh7]

wildoliver said:

Calling dogstar......

Local porn actress/prostitute article on being a model. Hull for bonus point.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yor...

I see Grammar is not their strong suit on the Hull Daily Mail!

“Was you aware of any challenges the industry faced at the beginning?“

Is it just me, or can you hear Ali G from Staines conducting that interview in that style of voice?

[talksthetorque]

oakdale said:

Some of us don't know what cock tastes like.

You would if you could reach.

Edited by talksthetorque on Monday 1st October 13:54

[anonymous-user]

Adenauer said:

That is really very sad and concerning.

Council couple I know refused to cut the grass at the flat provided for them. If they left it long enough someone would be sent round to do it.