A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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smithyithy

7,258 posts

119 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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Oakey said:
Think you missed an opportunity there
What, ride off?


Taglioni

71 posts

71 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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Any of the “winners” on the tv ads for the people’s postcode lottery

Council mingers in every case

InitialDave

11,933 posts

120 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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smithyithy said:
What, ride off?
Given what you've described, it would probably have worked out much better for you.

smithyithy

7,258 posts

119 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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InitialDave said:
Given what you've described, it would probably have worked out much better for you.
Ironically yeah, probably true

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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br d said:
NoVetec said:
But was she hot?
She was! The couple themselves were a bit older and more ragged but she was young, tidy and going by the pictures extremely enthusiastic.

Beats arguing about parking spaces.
In a threesome that would be a persistent problem.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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nonsequitur said:
br d said:
NoVetec said:
But was she hot?
She was! The couple themselves were a bit older and more ragged but she was young, tidy and going by the pictures extremely enthusiastic.

Beats arguing about parking spaces.
In a threesome that would be a persistent problem.
If things are parked & not moving, you're doing it wrong!

alorotom

11,952 posts

188 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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br d said:
Beats arguing about parking spaces.
Depends what you are trying to “park” and where! wink

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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I'm sure there's a "double garage" joke there somewhere.

Whistle

1,408 posts

134 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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Have we have the tv series The Royle Family.. funny as feck.

Council at its finest.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Whistle said:
Have we have the tv series The Royle Family.. funny as feck.

Council at its finest.
Just my opinion of course, but I’d think that confessing to liking that dreck, is about as council as it is possible to get.
Granted I only caught some 8 -10 seconds of it, as it was on TV when we’d walked into my brother-in-law’s place, a man who thinks that eating in an Indian restaurant, instead of ordering take-out, is nouveau riche.
I gave my wife the car keys, and walked to the main road, hailed a taxi, and went home, I’d rather watch “Songs of Praise”, on a loop.

alorotom

11,952 posts

188 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Frank7 said:
Just my opinion of course, but I’d think that confessing to liking that dreck, is about as council as it is possible to get.
Granted I only caught some 8 -10 seconds of it, as it was on TV when we’d walked into my brother-in-law’s place, a man who thinks that eating in an Indian restaurant, instead of ordering take-out, is nouveau riche.
I gave my wife the car keys, and walked to the main road, hailed a taxi, and went home, I’d rather watch “Songs of Praise”, on a loop.
Quoted for the sheer ish arrogance of this post - there is a room service thread beckoning your arrival - however I bet your BiL was pleased.

Toaster Pilot

14,621 posts

159 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Frank7 said:
Just my opinion of course, but I’d think that confessing to liking that dreck, is about as council as it is possible to get.
Granted I only caught some 8 -10 seconds of it, as it was on TV when we’d walked into my brother-in-law’s place, a man who thinks that eating in an Indian restaurant, instead of ordering take-out, is nouveau riche.
I gave my wife the car keys, and walked to the main road, hailed a taxi, and went home, I’d rather watch “Songs of Praise”, on a loop.
Yeah that definitely happened


Ascayman

12,759 posts

217 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Frank you don't half post some bks.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Frank's in the wrong thread. I'm not even sure who he keeps showing off too either !! Who doesn't like a nice curry from a decent restaurant, FFS !

Anyway, it's Mrs Brown's boys, x factor, I'm a celebrity and a multitude of other dross that's council. You could delete ITV & CH5 quite happily for me.

while I remember: Bird's of a feather- just how dreadful was that, with its 20 m viewing figures back in the day !

southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Toaster Pilot said:
Frank7 said:
Just my opinion of course, but I’d think that confessing to liking that dreck, is about as council as it is possible to get.
Granted I only caught some 8 -10 seconds of it, as it was on TV when we’d walked into my brother-in-law’s place, a man who thinks that eating in an Indian restaurant, instead of ordering take-out, is nouveau riche.
I gave my wife the car keys, and walked to the main road, hailed a taxi, and went home, I’d rather watch “Songs of Praise”, on a loop.
Yeah that definitely happened
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/post.asp?h=0&a...

Frank7 in another thread about Unfunny comedians said:
Se7enheaven said:
Europa1 said:
Mrs Brown. And her fking boys.
About as funny as a hefty kick in the testicles ....... twice in quick succession
Christ, I can’t agree with you enough, I went to pick my wife up at her parents place once.
I walked in, and my in-laws were watching that pile of ordure, I gave my wife a kiss, and the car keys, said, “See you later”, then walked out, and flagged a taxi down to get home.
Similar shyte happens a fair bit to him to be fair. hehe He could be a character from the Fast Show.

I agree about Mrs Brown's Boys.

Dog Star

16,145 posts

169 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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alorotom said:
Quoted for the sheer ish arrogance of this post - there is a room service thread beckoning your arrival - however I bet your BiL was pleased.
I'm with you on that one.

Quite an astounding lack of the sense of humour that's meant to be part of this thread too.

rustyuk

4,585 posts

212 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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smithyithy said:
MartG said:
Getting 6 points on a licence you don't have yet...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/boy-sp...
Similar thing happened to me ~12 years ago.

I was 16, had a 125cc dirt bike. About 1 mile from me is a rather rough motocross track, connected to a (now closed) secondary school. You could pretty much come and go, so I took my bike over there for a blast one weekend. There was snow on the ground so I figured it'd be good fun.

I was pushing it home after a couple hours riding, on the foot path, but with the kill switch and fuel tap both OFF, the HT lead unplugged and my helmet on the handlebars. I'd got about halfway home when 2 officers pulled up in a marked car.

Told me I was breaking the law because the bike isn't insured, taxed etc. I was pushing it home, on foot. They even noted that I'd clearly turned everything off, and the engine was cold so clearly hadn't been riding it on the public highway. They said it either needs to be transported by trailer or van (fair enough but we had neither), or carried 'with one wheel off the ground at all times' (Hi I'm 16 and the bike is 80kg..).

The bike was confiscated, strapped to a flatbed and taken to a recovery yard. I had to pay something like £100 to retrieve it, we had to rent a van to bring it the ~10 miles home, it had clearly been ridden around the yard by the staff as the fuel tank was empty, everything had been reconnected and it the plastics etc were hanging off..

I had to attend court, took my dad with me, sat in full suits with a room full of young offenders that stank of weed and were vandalising the waiting room while their 'parents' paid no attention. After hours of waiting, we got in, I put my case forward etc... Was handed 6 points on my provisional license, and about #80 in court fees.

When I turned 17 and passed my test (December 2007) my insurance was £2300 on a £400 car. For pushing a bike home.
We had bikes as kids and we all knew that the rear wheel had to be off the ground when pushing it down the street. Not that we ever did mind!

ApOrbital

9,968 posts

119 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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I take it frank likes his taxis?

southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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ApOrbital said:
I take it frank likes his taxis?
and giving the wife the car keys.

Faust66

2,037 posts

166 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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southendpier said:
ApOrbital said:
I take it frank likes his taxis?
and giving the wife the car keys.
I see what you did there... nice work. bow

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