A bit council (Vol 3)

[schmunk]

"Mum spits in face of Christmas elf in Stockton shopping centre"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-4653621...

[Shakermaker]

schmunk said:

"Mum spits in face of Christmas elf in Stockton shopping centre"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-4653621...

I just came along to post that.

However, in a quirky twist to the norm - in this story, the spitter has tried to take her child to an event during a designated time for children with disabilites, rather than claiming her own child had said disability - which is the usual stereotype applied to such stories.

[V8mate]

schmunk said:

"Mum spits in face of Christmas elf in Stockton shopping centre"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-4653621...

Perfect.

[MWM3]

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/norwich-family-kerry-...

[Russian Troll Bot]

Spending all your benefits money scratchcards then altering it to try and look as if it's a winner



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6487987/F...

[V8mate]

Russian Troll Bot said:

Spending all your benefits money scratchcards then altering it to try and look as if it's a winner



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6487987/F...

'Unemployed Eric Walker, 56, of Sheffield, claimed the big money win after saying he had scratched three matching symbols on the National Lottery's £3-a-time Pharoah's Fortune card.'

'Mr Walker, who buys six scratchcards a day, has four children aged 14 months, two-and-a-half, three and nine years old.'

FFS.

[NoVetec]

V8mate said:

Russian Troll Bot said:

Spending all your benefits money scratchcards then altering it to try and look as if it's a winner



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6487987/F...

'Unemployed Eric Walker, 56, of Sheffield, claimed the big money win after saying he had scratched three matching symbols on the National Lottery's £3-a-time Pharoah's Fortune card.'

'Mr Walker, who buys six scratchcards a day, has four children aged 14 months, two-and-a-half, three and nine years old.'

FFS.

Wonder if he has an interesting backstory?

Getting to your mid-forties childless and then seeding a womb four times in a decade. Seems odd.

[OddCat]

V8mate said:

'Unemployed Eric Walker, 56, of Sheffield, claimed the big money win after saying he had scratched three matching symbols on the National Lottery's £3-a-time Pharoah's Fortune card.'

'Mr Walker, who buys six scratchcards a day, has four children aged 14 months, two-and-a-half, three and nine years old.'

FFS.

How is it that people who can't afford to have children always seem to have lots of children ?

[V8mate]

NoVetec said:

V8mate said:

Russian Troll Bot said:

Spending all your benefits money scratchcards then altering it to try and look as if it's a winner



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6487987/F...

'Unemployed Eric Walker, 56, of Sheffield, claimed the big money win after saying he had scratched three matching symbols on the National Lottery's £3-a-time Pharoah's Fortune card.'

'Mr Walker, who buys six scratchcards a day, has four children aged 14 months, two-and-a-half, three and nine years old.'

FFS.

Wonder if he has an interesting backstory?

Getting to your mid-forties childless and then seeding a womb four times in a decade. Seems odd.

Just look at the way he dresses. The backstory - assuming all the kids are his - is probably reasonably straightforward:

Skank in her late 20s, desperately trying to hang on to her clubbing days, falls for older BBC for council bonus points and breeding.

[bobtail4x4]

just the thing to take junior to school

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trailer-Spares-Or-Repai...f:0

[NoVetec]

V8mate said:

Just look at the way he dresses. The backstory - assuming all the kids are his - is probably reasonably straightforward:

Skank in her late 20s, desperately trying to hang on to her clubbing days, falls for older BBC for council bonus points and breeding.

No best screenplay award for you!

But yeah, more than likely what you said. Only just read the article and seen his get-up - maybe he's a DID sufferer and one of his alters is a 23-year-old radio station host?

[S11Steve]

OddCat said:

How is it that people who can't afford to have children always seem to have lots of children ?

The comments on the local newspaper feed are worth a read - https://www.facebook.com/sheffieldstar/posts/10155...

But the card doesn't look altered at all..... honest gov.

[V8mate]

NoVetec said:

V8mate said:

Just look at the way he dresses. The backstory - assuming all the kids are his - is probably reasonably straightforward:

Skank in her late 20s, desperately trying to hang on to her clubbing days, falls for older BBC for council bonus points and breeding.

No best screenplay award for you!

But yeah, more than likely what you said. Only just read the article and seen his get-up - maybe he's a DID sufferer and one of his alters is a 23-year-old radio station host?

He certainly still thinks he's gangsta. Which, I'm sure, suits his babylon down to the ground.

[MartG]

S11Steve said:

OddCat said:

How is it that people who can't afford to have children always seem to have lots of children ?

The comments on the local newspaper feed are worth a read - https://www.facebook.com/sheffieldstar/posts/10155...

But the card doesn't look altered at all..... honest gov.

The moron probably doesn't realise that the lottery company has a record of what is printed on each card, matched to the barcode/serial number of the card

[nonsequitur]

Bullett said:

Because the police are a tool of the fascist state putting the man down and crushing free will under the yoke of oppression.

That's why.

Groucho Marx?

[nonsequitur]

Eating your sausage roll as you are paying for it and leaving a trail of crumbs from counter to door as you demolish your tasty snack.

[colonel c]

bobtail4x4 said:

just the thing to take junior to school

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trailer-Spares-Or-Repai...f:0

They are even selling the tools used to make it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tool-box-joblot/3329364...f:0

[Captain Smerc]

[Mr E]

Mr2Mike said:

It can have a sandwich and like it. It doesn't need hot food if it's old enough to eat fast food.

Ok, ok. I wanted council filth. This was an excuse.
I even parked badly. But I couldn’t bring myself to throw the rubbish on the floor.

[Countdown]

OddCat said:

V8mate said:

'Unemployed Eric Walker, 56, of Sheffield, claimed the big money win after saying he had scratched three matching symbols on the National Lottery's £3-a-time Pharoah's Fortune card.'

'Mr Walker, who buys six scratchcards a day, has four children aged 14 months, two-and-a-half, three and nine years old.'

FFS.

How is it that people who can't afford to have children always seem to have lots of children ?

Because sex is like the NHS. Free at the point of use.