A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
Tony Starks said:
How council is getting a deportation notice whilst on holiday?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...
They're not council, they're https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...
s. Standard fare behaviour for "dat lot". To be sure. So it is. OpulentBob said:
Tony Starks said:
How council is getting a deportation notice whilst on holiday?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...
They're not council, they're https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...
s. Standard fare behaviour for "dat lot". To be sure. So it is. 
The EDP said:
A King’s Lynn driver has been fined for fitting flashing blue lights, similar to that on emergency vehicles, in the grille of his girlfriend’s Ford Mondeo.
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/king-s-lynn-man...
SimonTheSailor said:
I thought you lot would like it.
Should this be the time I tell you that I use to see him in the pub sometimes ?
There was a bar called 'Flappers' that use to do 99p pints 8-10pm on a Friday and Saturday night. He use to turn up wearing his hi viz jacket, not sure whether he had just come from work.
As it says in the article he is well known for his karaoke - he once suggested he was going to audition for X factor. Don't know if he ever did or not but it would have made him even more famous than he is now.
I meet a lot of full time unemployed people, who don works hi viz tabbards, or works jackets. two theories- it makes them look like they have a job.Should this be the time I tell you that I use to see him in the pub sometimes ?
There was a bar called 'Flappers' that use to do 99p pints 8-10pm on a Friday and Saturday night. He use to turn up wearing his hi viz jacket, not sure whether he had just come from work.
As it says in the article he is well known for his karaoke - he once suggested he was going to audition for X factor. Don't know if he ever did or not but it would have made him even more famous than he is now.
secondly the free coat provided by an employer, decades ago, for the one week of work they ever did: is the only coat they own.
kingston12 said:
SimonTheSailor said:
That’s one of the best I’ve seen yet. He comes back from holiday, manages to have been to the pub TWICE by lunchtime, and then complains that his Income Support payments aren’t going to cover drinking at more expensive pubs!austinsmirk said:
I meet a lot of full time unemployed people, who don works hi viz tabbards, or works jackets. two theories- it makes them look like they have a job.
secondly the free coat provided by an employer, decades ago, for the one week of work they ever did: is the only coat they own.
Thirdly, also hiding in plain sight while they nick anything that’s not nailed down. See also, Orange lights on top of vansecondly the free coat provided by an employer, decades ago, for the one week of work they ever did: is the only coat they own.
technodup said:
"The wean".
I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.
Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Glasgow = Council.I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.
Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
OpulentBob said:
Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.
Once the bag is left with clumps, put it in the microwave and there's another coffee made. Even drink it from the bag. Bingo!s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.Barga said:
technodup said:
"The wean".
I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.
Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Glasgow = Council.I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.
Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Barga said:
technodup said:
"The wean".
I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.
Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Glasgow = Council.I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.
Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
k but not all. But scheme taxis, especially to the hospital are pure bred cooncil. Having said that these buses now have wifi, USB charging, leather seats and contactless payment, so even cooncil is moving up in the world.Lugy said:
This line....The mice have even wrecked her new £499 silver, crushed velvet sofa – making watching TV impossible.
sums it up for meI guess if she had accpeted the help offered by the council it would have all been sorted a long time ago, but no chance of a compo face photo in the paper that way!
Guess the next thing she will be trying to claim compo
Edited by Saleen836 on Wednesday 16th January 13:07
Lugy said:
Custard Chereme?I Love Cake said:
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.illmonkey said:
Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.
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