A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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steveball

52 posts

131 months

Sunday 13th January
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jas xjr said:
Whilst I am sure that there are genuine cases of ADHD out there,I have always thought it was used as an excuse by council types for bad behaviour.
Not sure what Luddites have to do with anything.
I meant it in a way that people and ways of working are different so attitudes are changing towards supporting people with 'differences' - he seems stuck in the old ways of thinking and wont move forward with the times.

Forgot this was PH and you have to explain everything to the finite detail.

The Don of Croy

4,932 posts

104 months

Sunday 13th January
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I am pleased to announce my work address is getting less council.

The pole dancing studio next door has moved.

No more hippos in lycra. No more fag ends liberally scattered around.

No more takeaway packaging carelessly discarded in the car park.

No more dog poo or damp corners by the roller shutter (never affected the 'studio' curiously).

Shame really. Life will be boring.

Bluedot

2,135 posts

52 months

Sunday 13th January
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The Don of Croy said:
I am pleased to announce my work address is getting less council.

The pole dancing studio next door has moved.

No more hippos in lycra. No more fag ends liberally scattered around.

No more takeaway packaging carelessly discarded in the car park.

No more dog poo or damp corners by the roller shutter (never affected the 'studio' curiously).

Shame really. Life will be boring.
I'm curious as to what the moving of the pole dancing studio has to do with dog toilet habits scratchchin

V8mate

42,648 posts

134 months

Sunday 13th January
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SimonTheSailor said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...



Thesprucegoose

18,947 posts

140 months

Sunday 13th January
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SimonTheSailor said:
''After returning from a holiday in Benalmádena on the Costa del Sol in Spain...had a pint...at around 10.30am.

The unemployed man, who is on income support, said his ban was also putting a strain on his purse strings.''

NoVetec

9,731 posts

118 months

Sunday 13th January
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V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.





V8mate

42,648 posts

134 months

Sunday 13th January
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NoVetec said:
V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."

Bullett

9,066 posts

129 months

Sunday 13th January
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V8mate said:
NoVetec said:
V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.

colonel c

7,629 posts

184 months

Sunday 13th January
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Bullett said:
V8mate said:
NoVetec said:
V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl

bobtail4x4

1,978 posts

54 months

Sunday 13th January
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I was thinking that too.

V8mate

42,648 posts

134 months

Sunday 13th January
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colonel c said:
Bullett said:
V8mate said:
NoVetec said:
V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe

CharlesdeGaulle

10,682 posts

125 months

Sunday 13th January
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V8mate said:
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
I'm not sure if stealing the gag is more Council than being sore about it ...! wink

Spice_Weasel

2,160 posts

198 months

Sunday 13th January
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
V8mate said:
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
I'm not sure if stealing the gag is more Council than being sore about it ...! wink
Isn’t it customary to keep adding related jokes? Banter = Council

OddCat

1,393 posts

116 months

Sunday 13th January
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V8mate said:
colonel c said:
Bullett said:
V8mate said:
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
Maybe if you'd said "In....the.....blue ridge mountains of Virginia...." people might have got it? rolleyes

tonker

56,015 posts

193 months

Sunday 13th January
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He looks like a pound shop Paul Burrell (after living with 8 Ace)

Jimmy Recard

15,648 posts

124 months

Sunday 13th January
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Thesprucegoose said:
''After returning from a holiday in Benalmádena on the Costa del Sol in Spain...had a pint...at around 10.30am.

The unemployed man, who is on income support, said his ban was also putting a strain on his purse strings.''
I wonder if spending his days in pubs puts more of a strain on his purse strings than not spending his days in pubs!

CoolHands

9,911 posts

140 months

Sunday 13th January
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MJ85 said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6585117/D...


Toby Carvery, Diabetes & walks with “sticks”.
Oh dear, now we’ve given him eye problems to add to his DLA. “Partially sighted” forevermore

CharlesdeGaulle

10,682 posts

125 months

Sunday 13th January
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OddCat said:
V8mate said:
colonel c said:
Bullett said:
V8mate said:
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
Maybe if you'd said "In....the.....blue ridge mountains of Virginia...." people might have got it? rolleyes
People too thick to get the joke and then blame someone else; Council!

The Don of Croy

4,932 posts

104 months

Sunday 13th January
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Bluedot said:
I'm curious as to what the moving of the pole dancing studio has to do with dog toilet habits scratchchin
Studio manager = dog owner. No real concern for neighbours, whether it was parking (having more visitors than spaces), very loud music, litter... council. Very council.






Looked OK in yoga pants tho'. For shame.


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