A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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SpeckledJim

19,078 posts

198 months

Monday 14th January
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tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
You shouldn't call her that. Very rude.


amusingduck

5,860 posts

81 months

Monday 14th January
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SimonTheSailor said:
link said:
He said: "I'd say things like 'try not to drop anything or clap your hands' when they were carrying plates.
Clearly he was banned for his st jokes laugh

OpulentBob

10,714 posts

125 months

Monday 14th January
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Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.

shakotan

10,400 posts

141 months

Monday 14th January
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tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
Are you bathing them in it, Cleopatra!?

schmunk

4,399 posts

70 months

Monday 14th January
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OpulentBob said:
Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.
I raise you "taking sugar in hot drinks".

john2443

4,417 posts

156 months

Monday 14th January
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SimonTheSailor said:
Guess which chain owns the pub. (Clue, rhymes with Heather Moons)

schmunk

4,399 posts

70 months

Monday 14th January
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john2443 said:
SimonTheSailor said:
Guess which chain owns the pub. (Clue, rhymes with Heather Moons)
Little need to guess, it's written in the article.

V8mate

42,648 posts

134 months

Monday 14th January
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schmunk said:
OpulentBob said:
Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.
I raise you "taking sugar in hot drinks".
yes

Has been council for over 30 years.

colonel c

7,629 posts

184 months

Monday 14th January
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V8mate said:
colonel c said:
Bullett said:
V8mate said:
NoVetec said:
V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
That's showbusiness. smile

Shuvi McTupya

22,763 posts

192 months

Monday 14th January
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SpeckledJim said:
tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
You shouldn't call her that. Very rude.
eekhehe

PositronicRay

16,237 posts

128 months

Monday 14th January
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Shuvi McTupya said:
SpeckledJim said:
tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
You shouldn't call her that. Very rude.
eekhehe
Have anotherclap

8Ace

2,374 posts

143 months

Monday 14th January
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tonker said:
He looks like a pound shop Paul Burrell (after living with 8 Ace)
Cheers Pal.

Lerruz in this f-ff-ff-f-ff-ffkin 'ouse NOW! Yer f-ff-f-ffkin' owld b-bb-b-b-bh!!!"

nonsequitur

9,916 posts

61 months

Monday 14th January
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john2443 said:
SimonTheSailor said:
Guess which chain owns the pub.
The Crown and Anchor?

kingston12

2,477 posts

102 months

Monday 14th January
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SimonTheSailor said:
That’s one of the best I’ve seen yet. He comes back from holiday, manages to have been to the pub TWICE by lunchtime, and then complains that his Income Support payments aren’t going to cover drinking at more expensive pubs!

SimonTheSailor

9,667 posts

173 months

Monday 14th January
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I thought you lot would like it.

Should this be the time I tell you that I use to see him in the pub sometimes ?

There was a bar called 'Flappers' that use to do 99p pints 8-10pm on a Friday and Saturday night. He use to turn up wearing his hi viz jacket, not sure whether he had just come from work.

As it says in the article he is well known for his karaoke - he once suggested he was going to audition for X factor. Don't know if he ever did or not but it would have made him even more famous than he is now.

Tony Starks

1,564 posts

157 months

Tuesday 15th January
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How council is getting a deportation notice whilst on holiday?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...


OpulentBob

10,714 posts

125 months

Tuesday 15th January
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Tony Starks said:
How council is getting a deportation notice whilst on holiday?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...
They're not council, they're s. Standard fare behaviour for "dat lot". To be sure. So it is.

Tony Starks

1,564 posts

157 months

Tuesday 15th January
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OpulentBob said:
Tony Starks said:
How council is getting a deportation notice whilst on holiday?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...
They're not council, they're s. Standard fare behaviour for "dat lot". To be sure. So it is.
I'm really hoping they take a trip to South Auckland biggrin

colonel c

7,629 posts

184 months

Tuesday 15th January
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The EDP said:
A King’s Lynn driver has been fined for fitting flashing blue lights, similar to that on emergency vehicles, in the grille of his girlfriend’s Ford Mondeo.






https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/king-s-lynn-man...

austinsmirk

3,520 posts

68 months

Tuesday 15th January
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SimonTheSailor said:
I thought you lot would like it.

Should this be the time I tell you that I use to see him in the pub sometimes ?

There was a bar called 'Flappers' that use to do 99p pints 8-10pm on a Friday and Saturday night. He use to turn up wearing his hi viz jacket, not sure whether he had just come from work.

As it says in the article he is well known for his karaoke - he once suggested he was going to audition for X factor. Don't know if he ever did or not but it would have made him even more famous than he is now.
I meet a lot of full time unemployed people, who don works hi viz tabbards, or works jackets. two theories- it makes them look like they have a job.

secondly the free coat provided by an employer, decades ago, for the one week of work they ever did: is the only coat they own.
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